No I lied

I'm still bored and just drunk enough that I can't focus on my book. AND I totally forgot about these MySpace surveys that used to be all the rage. So I'm doing one, to capture the nostalgia and also figure out what the fuck is wrong with all teenagers, using my own personality as a reference point.

Note: Maybe not a totally psychologically sound



1. What color are your kitchen plates?
Orange. And made of plastic. Whoa, downgrade.

2. What book are you reading now?
1Q84 by Haruki Murakami, which is amazing.

3. What's on your mouse pad?
hahaha oh, 2003, no one has mouse pads anymore!

4. Favorite board game?
We had a lot of fun playing that zombie game, though I'm partial to Puerto Rico or Settlers

5. Favorite magazines?
I no longer read magazines, and why was I frontin' that I liked CosmoGirl when I was 15? I don't even like Cosmo now.

6. Favorite smells?
cinnamon, this random purfumes thats like 395713875 years old I have, and new car smell, oh, oh, and winter air
^fun fact, I still fucking love that perfume smell for whatever reason. Also, Indian Food.

7. Least favorite smell?
curdled spinach and artichoke dip ruining my nicest pot

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
well seeing as this morning I woke up in a panic at 3:44am, I'm gonna go with, "What the actual fuck?"

9. Favorite color?
OH MAN my orange phase. I was just telling Jeff about that. These days I'm partial to green.

10. Least favorite color?
still not terribly into yellow

11. How many rings before you answer the phone?
aww, phones don't ring anymore.

12. Future child's name?
Ten years later and this question is still irrelevant.

13. What is most important in life?
making something of yourself
^I... I actually agree with myself.

14. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate. Obviously.

15. Do you like to drive fast?
I'm more reasonable these days. But also I pretty much exclusively drive on the highway, and no one in Illinois believes in speed limits anyway.

16. Do you fall asleep with the tv on?
Fuck I don't even watch TV on the TV anymore. I'd get rid of cable if my roommate wasn't so addicted to Bravo.

17. Storms - cool or scary?
Cool, unless you have to go out in them

18. What type was your first car?
princess blue 2003 Camry
Ahh, Huebert, you've yet to let me down baby.

19. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Oh man I have so much more knowledge now than I had in 2003. This is probably just weird nostalgia and my then relatively virgin palette talking, but I still think the cosmos I had at my mom's friend's daughter's weddings when I was 18 were the best thing ever.

20. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
On the rare occasion I eat broccoli, yeah, I guess I eat all of it

21. If you could have any job what would it be?
fuck I don't even know, but I'll have a PhD when I do it.

22. If you could have any color hair, what would it be?
Mannnnn I still want red hair. But at this point I've accepted a) I'd look awful with it because my skin isn't right and b) having rich brown hair and grey eyes isn't such a bad consolation prize

23. Favorite movie?
Pirates of the Carribean, Ocean's 11, Breakfast at Tiffany's (whoda thunk Id like it?), Gladiator, Back to the Future 1
^I respect my earlier choices, though I'm not sure if BaT, PotC or maybe even Ocean's 11 held up for me. I really like Inglorious Basterds and Love Actually.

24. Do you type with your fingers on the right key?
Yes. Thank you Mags keyboarding, which I evidently took after the original survey.

25. What's under your bed?
Suitcases, clothes I don't wear but am too lazy to sort out, probably old make up

26. What is your favorite number?
eleven, 11, once
^self-agreement. I like doubles in general

27. Favorite sport to watch?
Stilllllll hate watching sports, though I tend to find hockey oddly compelling

28. What is your single biggest fear?
failure I reckon. And needles.

29. Favorite cd?
It isn't even my place to say this anymore. Depends on the day.

30. Favorite tv shows?
shows? no, no, no....'tis only one..........Early Edition.......
^I love my old answer. And I still miss this show. But I didn't watch much TV in my younger years and now that's all I do, so the list is ridiculous

31. Ketchup or mustard?
mustard is a MAYBE, but not a must

32. Hamburgers or hot-dogs?
black bean burgers are pretty delish

33. Favorite soft drink
I don't like pop unless there's booze in it, in which case it doesn't matter so much what it is because alcohol.

34. Best place you have ever been?
Fuck. I've been places now! I like travelling in general, but I sort of feel like the appropriate and correct answer to this is "Chicago."

35. What screen saver is on your computer right now?
I don't have a screen saver, but my wallpaper is this:

It's funny, you see, because it just looks like a pretty flower until you realise it says "fuck off."

I love the internet.

36. What is your favorite animal?
God I just love dogs so fucking much. And goats. Love goats.

37. What do you want to be when you grow up?
not destitute.

38. Car you drive now?
Holy shit I couldn't drive when I filled this out. Anyway, please see #3