That title isn't relevant to this post, but it is a fun fact.
Apparently fb is changing, so I'm posting this just so I don't lose it:
ennifer: fucking madagascar
Jennifer: they need to get some airports
Elaine: aha this is the good firecracker picture. It looks like we did see insurgents.
Me: haha it looks like a fucking war zone. You know, I wonder how many pictures in newspapers are just people playing with baller firecrackers
Elaine: isn't that what war is though?
Elaine: fancy firecrackers
Elaine: that happen to explode at people
Me: I suppose. Very deep, elaine
Elaine: confucius say
Elaine: Thanks again stef! You know I probably would've put this off ridiculously. And you seem to take kind of sadistic pleasure in being nice. Which makes more sense than it sounds
Bobby: omg!
Bobby: i think the kids that were illegally married are maybe breaking up
Me: is this real life or should I start ignoring you now?
Bobby: ignore me
Bobby: not rl
-on the secret lives of american teenagers
Lyla: omg! for a sec, i thought i had back acne
Lyla: then i checked again and it was my spine!
Me: you confused your vertebrae with pimples?
Lyla: yes
Me: is it odd that my dream man is a dorky physicist with a memory problem and a penchant for time travelling?
Bobby: why would that be odd?
Bobby: i mean, you just said penchant
me: when I die you can have my
me: um
me: I don't think I have anything even worth having
me: but you can look around
Joey: hahahaha. I'll take what's left of your groceries
me: there isn't any meat remember
Joey: yeah but you sometimes buy that shit that I never think to get
Me: I have like half an eggplant, two tomatoes, and a dwindling supply of applesauce, plus a tonne of spaghetti. So I guess you could make a weird chutney
Joey: hahahahaha. Dammit Stef don't die! wait till you've gone shopping again
Nick: I live with all girls
Alynm: Oh, are you gay?
Me: Yes, absolutely
Nick: Ummm no
Alynn: Well since you live with all girls I thought maybe you were gay. I have a friend like that. Like he likes boys but he just hooks up with girls for sport.
Nick: Like Ian?
Elaine: i think i've strained my thumb playing farmville
Joey, explaining the thesis of his anthro paper: here's what I'm trying to say
menopause, net hunting, evidence of gathering as 70% of calories, etc. all show that WOMEN ARE IMPORTANT
and not just suckling mothers with big milk filled titties
Side note that is kind of related to a "recent" post- I had another flat tire issue on Friday.