Dane Cook is god. He is. It's true. His witty, incisive humour never fails to cheer me up. Thank god he had another tour. Vicious Circle. Ohhh brilliant.
So yeah I did one of those horribly addictive myspace survey things- you know the ones with the iPod on random. Anyway it was alright but I feel like doing it again, with comments, this time. Oh, also, Caitlin, I hate you, because you tend to be the reason I do these things. Also, I was jealous her answers made sense and mine didn't
(note: I am a loser)
1) How am I feeling today?
Painless- Mae
Actually this is pretty true. I haven't done anything stupid like running into doors or tripping over luggage (which is a distinct possibility with all this packing). Also I'm doing very well emotionally right now. And I'm leaving soon. And I took Tylenol PM and once the hangover from that wore off, I was doing swell.
2) Where will I get married?
Still Take You Home- Arctic Monkeys
Why do I feel like this refers to me getting married in a Vegas Chapel? Like the day I meet someone. Stupid world. I'm going to get married drunk off my ass, aren't I?
3) What is my best friends theme song?
Clock is Down- Letter Kills
I can't decide who my best friend is. Or who this is about. Maybe Cait, who's an hour behind us because she's in Chicago? Oh, maybe.
4) What is high school like?
Buddy Holly- Weezer
I find this funny. Like high school is some delightful cliched world of 1950.
Oh, wait, it is.
5) What is the best thing about me?
It was Only Love- The Cribs
I don't know what this means. This song is good though. It means something to me, right now, just not actually in response to that question.
6)How is today going to be?
goodbye tonight- lostprophets
Do I sense an oxymoron?
7) What is in store for this weekend?
Climbing Up the Walls- Radiohead
This may or may not make sense. Maybe if they mean like "escaping". Because this weekend I shall be celebrating the 58th birthday of my father (kill me) and there are few friends left to hang out with and all in all it's going to be sucky... until I move into college, anyway.
8) What song describes my parents?
The Kids Went Home- How About No
I don't know? If home means not in this house then alright.
9) How is my life going?
Time Honoured Tradition- Kaiser Cheifs
Time honoured tradition... to get enough nutrition... stay alive until you die and that is the end of that. Fabulous. This must mean I'm just living for the sake of living and there's no point. Let's be more morbid, I swear, it's fun.
10) What song will they play at my funeral?
Radio America- Libertines
Sooo like. Okay.
11) How does the world see me?
Silvio- Dylan
what does that even mean?
12) What do my friends really think of me?
Forever Young- Dylan
I suppose that's a compliment, unless you guys think I'm immature, in which case, fuck you.
13) Why do people secretly lust after me?
The Ha Ha Wall- Libertines
Once again I'm confused.
14) How can I make myself happy?
Unaffected- Hoobastank
You're so right. If I remain unaffected by the outside I can be happy. Isn't that lying to yourself though? AHHHHH.
15) What should I do with my life?
Where can I stab myself in the ears- hawthorne heights
OKAY SERIOUSLY FOLKS. Let's be a weeeee bit more angsty here.
16) Will I ever have children?
You're so Real- MB20
Stop not making sense iTunes
17) What is some good advice?
Stop Whispering- Radiohead
Also true. Don't wisper. Yell. Shout. Just be honest. Trust me. Do whatever you can because if you don't say anything you'll be worse off.
18) What do I think my current theme song is?
Fingers in the Factory- Editors
Um alright again.
19) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
The Transition- Hawthorne heights
Actually once again this is quite apt. I'm leaving for Columbus in a few days and I sort of tied up all the loose ends from the summer so I guess it is a transition, right?
20) What type of men/women do you like?
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?- REM
okay you wanna know what? my dad's name is Kenneth and I don't want whoever I'm with to be ANYTHING like him so this is complete crap
21) Will you get married?
Dancing Shoes- Arctic Monkeys
I suppose that means yes. I mean you dance at weddings, no?
22) What should I do with my love life?
Our Time is Now- Story of the Year
UGH. I think iTunes is just laughing in my face now.
24) Where will you live?
Disappear- Hoobastank
Ouch. Thanks a lot asshole.
25) What will your dying words be?
Such Great Hieghts- Postal Service
Well you wanna know what? I love this song. And you know, if the whole afterlife thing is true, then maybe I'll do that whole "heaven" thing (debatable but whatever) and this will make sense. But seriously. Love that song.
26) Hows your day going so far?
Kody- MB20
Well alrighty then.
27) Hows your love life?
Falling Down- Story of the Year
fuck you iTunes. Dont laugh at me. You're laughing? I'm not laughing.
28)Where will your next vacation be?
Hitsville, UK
HAHAHAHAHA I can only dream my friends.
Alright so that's what I did with the last 20 minutes of my life. Enjoy.
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