Hash Pipe

I'm so lame, it's pathetic. But better this than forcing you all to hear about my soccer horrors, so just read it if you want.

1* First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Chinchar. Good days in that class. Kitty Phonics... oh, how I miss it.
2* Last word you said: "fine, whatever" (I was angry with my paretns. what else is new)
3* Last song you sang: hmm, that's tough, as I've been listening to Dane Cook retaliation in my car. So I would have to say "A Whole New World", which I was singing to Katie while relaying to her a comedic thought presented to me by the one and only Dane Cook.
4* Last person you hugged: Probably Kristen last night as I left her house, which she so kindly welcomed myself into
5* Last thing you laughed at: How Eileen hates Katie Blake and me because we're not star players on the team, and we're basically only on it because we're seniors and it would be unorthodox to cut us.
6* Last time you said I dont remember: haha right now: I don't remember
7* Last time you cried: it's been a while
9* What color socks are you wearing: white athletic socks. Dull, I know, but it's a consequence of the soccer season.
10* What's under your bed: a few cards, a Barnes and Noble bag, and an empty water bottle
11* What time did you wake up today: erg, I saw the clock at 4:30 am, and I believe I gandered it at 6:30, but it went off at 7:39. I don't know why.
12* Current taste: blood and mint choco chip ice cream. It's an interesting mergind of tastes. I think next time, I'll try not to bleed from the gums.
13* Current hair: dirty, sweaty, frizzy, and pulled into medium-heighthed pony tail from soccer.
14* CURRENT HEIGHT: around 5' 8"
15* Current annoyance: soccer. in general. mostly the fact that I have to play for three more months on a team where everyone pretty much hates me, and I don't really like them that much either. aka jsut our coaches.
16* Current longing: to be out of my house with some friends. any friends. please?
17* Current desktop background: some fun blue thing that was automatically on my computer.
18* Current worry: actaully right now I'm not that worried about anything.
19* Current hate: soccer. The fact that I am bad at it, but they put me on the team anyway, and basically told me that I don't care about it. And I was like (in my mind), "well, yes but I have to play because honestly how lame is it to get cut senior year." oh and they told me that they expected me to step up with Summer's injury because they wanted me "to proove that I was a starter" and I was like... (in my head still) "I don't want to be a fucking starter. I was to sit on the bench and enjoy having this on my resume and bond with my teammates (those who talk to me) and then just have the three months pass quickly and allow Summer to be the star goalie, because we all know she is" But I didn't say it. I should have.
20* Current favorite article of clothing: my super expensive skirt from Urban Outfitters
21* Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex: hair. fo sho.
22* Last Song that you listened to: Like I said, I've been listening to DAne Cook. So probably the Gilmore Girls theme song. Lame, I know.
23* Favorite place to be: anywhere not at my house.
24* Least favorite place: my house.
25* Time you wake up in the morning: during peak summertime it was around 10, 11; but now, thanks to soccer, it's like 7:30.
26* If you could play an instrument, what would you play? Probably piano. It's the only one I can figure out.
27* Favorite color: orange perhaps? Bright pink?
28* Do you believe in an afterlife: Not really.
29* How tall are you: You already asked this.
30* Current favorite word/saying: anything that I've quoted from Dane Cook, Anchorman, Family Guy, or Eurotrip pretty much will do it.
31* Favorite book: Perchance The Picture of Dorian Gray?
32* Favorite season: Right now I'm looking forward to fall.
33* One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: stephanie baddour. HAven't seen her in forever.

*FUTURE*
35* Where do you want to go for university: Northwestern I believe is my top choice right now, but also options include: NYU, Columbia, U of Chicago
36* What is your career going to be: Something pertaining to that which is biology.
37* How many kids do you want: children. ew. But secretly (or not so secretly) I kind of want one, just to train them to be cynical of the entire world.

*HAVE YOU EVER...*
39* Said "I love you" and meant it: well I really do love my friends in a dear not queer way, so yes.
40* Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: fish? Becuase those are so vicious... what do people hang around iwth their phiranahs?
41* Been to New York: once, last summer, with Cait. It was a blast.
42* Been to Florida: a lot when I was younger, but I don't rememebr the trips so much.
43* Been to California: nope
44* Been to Hawaii: I wish. Sounds fun.
45* Been to Mexico: no he viajado a mexico, amigo
46* Been to China: nope, I think they'd kill me... I have a paranoia about that dating back to the seventh grade.
48* Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?: not like the very next day, and not that crazy, but yes I have had dreams that have come true.

*RANDOM*
52* Do you have a crush on someone?: for real, who sucks at this numbering? I don't know. Erg.
53* What book are you reading now? Madame Bovary- I'm actuall making progress on it.
54* Worst feeling in the world: knowing that everyone you know basically hates you and wants nothing to do with you.
55* What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?: $$#%$ing soccer
56* How many rings before you answer the phone: I don't answer the house phone, ever, as I've told people MULTIPLE TIMES EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THEM INSIST UPON CALLING IT. and the cellular has a little techno beat.
57* Future daughter's name: no idea. We'll get there when we get there.
58* Future son's name: see above.
60* If you could have any job you wanted: I would be an heiriss, like Paris and Nikki, then I wouldn't do anything but wander around. ONly I wouldn't blow all my money like they do, I'd save it, invest in a few stocks and bonds, etc.
61* Wish were here: questions number 59? or 62? or any other skipped ones.
63* Piercings: one in each ear. I'm lame.

*THE EXTRA STUFF*
64* Do you do drugs: ew, no.
65* Do you drink: hahaha no, not really.
67* What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: biolage, it smells soooo good.
68* What are you most scared of: failure, the soccer coaches, taking risks.
69* What clothes do you sleep in: in the summer shorts and a t-shirt, in the winter pajama bottoms and a t-shirt.
70* Who is the last person that called you: ummm Kristen
71* Where do you want to get married: I'm pretty sure no one would waste their life marrying me, so I don't have to worry about that.
72* If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: my low self-confidence?
73* Who do you really hate: um. I guess no one really.
74* Been In Love: I sitll debate that question.
75* Are you timely or always late: It depends for what. Usually I'd say on time, for school early, for some things really late.
76* Do you have a job: not a steady one, no.
77* Do you like being around people: usually I'm pretty social, but once in a while I need alone time. Right now I'm really craving a social outing, but no one is around.
78* Best feeling in the world: I'm in a sour mood. Don't ask me this question.
79* Are you for world peace: yes, but it's never oging to happen, so don't hold your breath people.
80* Are you a health freak: about random things, kind of, but not relaly.
81* Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: aparentally not.
82* Do you want someone you don't have?: AH STOP ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS.
83* Are you lonely right now: kind of. I need company. and not my stupid parents.
84* Ever afraid you'll never get married: I don't know. Right now it's not a thought that disturbs me.
85* Do you want to get married: If I do, I doubt it will be until I'm older.
86* Do you want kids? I told you, yes, simply so I have someone to spread my, um, legacy? to.

*IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
*87* Cried: nope.
88* Bought Something: actually, no
89* Gotten Sick: kind of, but not really. I woke up and my mouth was swollen again.
90* Sang: undoubtedly
91* Said I Love You: probably, I generally profess my lvoe to my friends.
92* Wanted To Tell Someone YoU Loved them: actually, sort of.
93* Met Someone: yes! I met people at Mitchell's last night.
94* Moved On: nope. haven't had much to move on from though.
95* Talked To Someone: yup, had a whole social hour (aka three) at mitchell's, then Kristen's, and I tralked to Katie today at soccer and made vague comments to other teammates. And now I'm talking online with John.
96* Had A Serious Talk: right now katie and I are discussing who made the team and who didn't. so kind of.
97* Missed Someone: mmm maybe in general
98* Hugged Someone: yeah Kristen
99* Yelled at Someone: Katie and I were yelling at the same time, so that kind of counts.
100* Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: maybe. I supose that hott kid from Gilmore Girls.