On New Year's Day
(for real this time)

Welp, I've got a few minutes here before I return home to my internet-less casa. I know, it's sad.

We're all a little more calmed down here, except for Katie and Ryan, I don't know where they went.

And I'd like to point out that Ryan's computer is gay and will not allow me to sign onto AIM express. Retard.

Which leads me into my New Year's Resolutions, which all you losers out there who read this must help me with. Here we go:

1) I will stop being fat. Do not allow me to ever eat anything again, especially ice cream at Malley's.
2) I will be nicer to Sean and stop telling him he's gay.
3) I will read more. Particularly in class
4) I will learn precalc, and I will get an A in that class.
5) I will get into college.
6) I will avoid church at all costs, so as not to bring the essence of Satan into the house of this "God"
7) I will stop being fat.
8) I will be nicer to everyone, except maybe like one person, who doesn't deserve my niceness, as she's messed up anyway, and won't know the difference.
9) I will not flash the camera lens in Katie and Ryan's face, because that would be mean and interrupting
10) I will not waste my time in theology. I will use it to do useful things such as other homework and reading (see # 3)
11) I will stick to at least two of these pledges.

And if I'm really awesome, I'll hook up the internet in my casa. But that's not a resolution, because if I cannot do it, it's not really my fault, just the computers. It's name is Abner by the way. No, I'm not sure why it's name is filled with down home country goodness.

Anyway.

Um, you people should resolve to shoutout more, so that I have slightly better self esteem.

Ever so slightly.

yo ho
yo ho
a (fresh, clean start) pirate's life for
~me