I’m coming out of my cage…
I am such a loser. I just finished reading Katie Spi’s article about Lost, which is of course, mine life and inspiration. I was quite sad I missed it yesterday, so I thank her ever so dearly for taping it for me so I can watch it when I get back from Kairos.
Speaking of which, I’m leaving for that in about a half an hour. Kind of excited… although if it’s three days of a bunch of people crying, I may just have to kill myself. Then again, perchance I shall return and be enlightened by God’s grace or whatever the hell Carl is always talking about. Or maybe I’ll just have one of those sweet necklaces.
I worked yesterday, which was okay, besides the fact that we had like 29045823985 people there at the end, which means lots of dishes to do and that I spent a long time cleaning up the kitchen. However, I still like Kitchen duty more than I will ever enjoy vacuuming. And Sean and I got into another toppings fight, and I got him vair vair bad on his shirt, and I think he’s actually rather peeved at me now. I’m sorry. Miah.
On like maybe Monday, Kristen and I realised that all the words that we use can be formed by picking out random letters from the alphabet and putting them together to form monoliths. Yeah, well, to prove this point, I took my Brit Lit paper on my desk and pointed to four random letters and got the word “dald”. In that order, too. It now means the equivalent of like “dammit” or “he is such a moron” that’s right, DALD.
Yesterday, I had some hard core mother-daughter bonding time with Caitlin and Mrs. Schriner and my mother. We went to Starbucks after the ring day ceremony (where they ironically didn’t bless our rings) and Caitlin and I became the final two members of the “Wednesday Hump Day pick-me-up club” and our (Mary F, Marissa, and Bodine’s, too) mothers bonded whilst we, um, permanently commandeered stuff. Like schmockety-schmocks. Then the Schriners and mother and I went to Artist for a Day and we painted stuff and the whatnot. Then we went to Crocker Park (which, of course, owns my soul) and to Blake’s Seafood. Then to work for me. So quite a day.
And now I’m free from the trials of school until Monday, when I have to give my Brit Lit speech. Whoo-hoo.
Welp, I’m off. See y’all on Saturday.
yo ho
yo ho
a (retreating) pirate's life for
~me

