Question of the Year:
Am I hopeless?

Answer via shoutouts. NOW.

Why April Fool's Day is amrazing:

WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: okay, so my parents took my car away
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: ^ i notice the decimal
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: good
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: WHY
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: cuz I dropped you off
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: but didnt call them
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: are you kidding me!?
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: and I wasnt home till 3:40
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: * you got stuck in traffic, i did not get a ride home for you, i walked *
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: and they were like "you should have called- it was bad weather, something could have happened to you"
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: "you're not responsible wnough to have your own car"
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: so...I no longer have the keys to my precious blue camry
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: they wont even let me drive to school
kM c 2 54 [9:14 PM]: IM SORRY!
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: its not your fault
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: they are just being gay
kM c 2 54 [9:15 PM]: thats mean and evil
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: I know
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: I g2g
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: they are yelling at me
kM c 2 54 [9:15 PM]: o no!
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: Im not supposedto be online while they are this mad at me

Meanwhile, on the other screenname:

Auto responce from reDsparK11: hey cornelius...

APRIL FOOLS

you frickin sucker


aahahahahahaha, what torture can be wroght from this evil, evil day?

yo ho
yo ho
a (pranksterish) pirate's life for
~me

Una Pelea por el Pollo

Lyla: ¡¡Yo sé que comí una cena grande, pero TENGO HAMBRE!!

Stef: Yo también. ¿Hay más comida?

Meg: Mira!! Hay sólo un pedazo de pollo. ¡Y es mío!
::Stef and Meg both reach for the piece. They start fighting for it.::

Lyla: Caramba! Javier está viniendo. Esconda el pollo o ella toma el pedazo.

Stef: Sí, ella tomó mi novio, y ahora, ella va tomando este pollo.
::Stef hands the piece to Lyla, so she can hide it::

Julie: Buenas noche, chicas. Lo siento, estoy tarde. ¿Dónde está la cena mía?

::Lyla starts eating the chicken under the table.::
::Meg pulls her out::

Meg: Bastante. Lyla, tu estás gorda. El novio tuyo va rompiendo contigo.

Lyla: No! ::Lyla throws the chicken and exits in tears.::

Julie: ::Jumps and grabs the chicken in mid-air.:: HAHAHA. Ahora tengo los novios vuestros y tengo el pollo.


si! si! español es muy divertido!
Sort of. Anyway, if you really want to know about all that up there, its a dialouge we had to write about a fight for a piece of Chicken. translate it if you really care that much.

So, we all know how I can never get the guy I like, right? Well, I have decided to blame this on forwards. They all say like "send me or DIE and never have anyone love you". Well, obviously, the reason I can't get a decent guy is because I have deleted so many forwards, I will be 392 before I could possibly have "good luck in love" Like all those things say. But to counter-act this bad luck, I would have to send about 763 forwards to 537 people in the next 15 seconds. And thats just not worth it, so I'll take the bad luck, thanks!

So, let's see, what's wrong with me today? Oh, yeah. I woke up wtih stomach pains, most likely from the extremely cheesy mac and cheese I had last night (I thought the damn lactose intolerant thing was cured!). Then I had to sit through an entire day of school. Then I had a doctor's appointment, and I got a wart frozen off (pleasant, isn't it?) and now my left foot (haha, baaaaad movie) is completely swollen, and I can hardly walk on it. Oh, yeah, what else? Oh, right, I have to memorize the above mentioned spanish dialouge, write a theo reflection, and do about a million chem reaction problems. Not to mention I left half the Spanish at school, so I have to go in early tomorrow and get it. Granted, I'm in that school 7:30 every day, but still.... its a pain.

Not to mention, I was supposed to be busy hanging out with friends today and being cool groupie-coffee drinker ish. But, no, alack, God farts in my general direction.

Its snowing. Thats kinda cool. But more "god-farting"...April fools, right? Yeah. Too bad the only thing I did all day was in chem, were our entire class filed out of there into 212 and hid. Only it was stupid, b/c we came back, and still got there before her. Then we took notes for an hour. Stupid Net Ionic Reactions....

::sigh:: what am I to do with my weekend? Someone find something for me to do....

yo ho
yo ho
a (sick, pained, horrible) pirate's life for
~me

Time again for me to Blog it up, yo!

Anyhoo, its been a long day, and I fianaly got my report card, and boy do I wish I hadn't....

ThePhantomPhan: Im going to see The prince and Me on Friday
reDsparK 1 1: grr......it should be the prince and I
reDsparK 1 1: that title bothers me!
ThePhantomPhan: Prince and I has a copyright yo.
reDsparK 1 1: ::grammar fruer::
reDsparK 1 1: I know!
reDsparK 1 1: but still.....
ThePhantomPhan: its illegal
reDsparK 1 1: SO IS BAD GRAMMAR!
ThePhantomPhan: by code 17 in the US patent law verification.....

yes. OCD rocks.

So, I am not sure what to say.....since it seems if I outpour my odd self to the world, I get in trouble. But Caitlin has already yelled at me not to stop my cool blogness. So, alack, I wont.

Not that there's much to say today. The fog is still out. Saweet.

yo ho
yo ho
a (bored) pirate's life for
~me

Remind me not to talk anymore on this blog. It seems to get me into trouble.

Okay, still hyper, but less so.

So, I delivered those loverly job applicaitons, and let me tell you, I had a creepy, creepy drive.

I went to Bearden's on Lake Road and dropped off the paper. I then proceeded to take Lake Road to Malley's, and as I drove, the fog was setting in. Let me tell you- there is one thick fog out there! And driving down lake, with all those creepy houses and looking out into the distance of our ever-so-lovely Lake Erie and seeing nothing but white, swirly mist...now, thats the stuff Stephen King books are made of! but it was really ,really cool, and I was listening to Linkin Park, which did wonders for the atmosphere, let me tell you.

Anyhoo...jsut thought I'd share my opinions of the fog, even though its been out like every night. Maybe its the barometric pressure making my hyper. Cool!

yo ho
yo ho
a (still hyper, but somewhat mystified) pirate's life for
~me

I am really, really hyper!!! And I'm not sure why, but by Algebra, all I could think about was getting out of fricking school... it was sooo painful sitting through Chem especially. I was very very very twitchy. I still am, though I ran it off a bit.

So, before I forget, I best record my literaly aMRAZing dream. So, see, I dreamt that I was in the metroparks, hiking with Lauren (whose dad is having his fiftieth birthday today...as was indicated by the lovely race cars and signs outside their house on his perfect lawn, which I doubt he likes very much) and we see Jason walking. He was with a group of guys, but then he was like "guys,I'm gonna walk on my own for a while". So, Lauren is like "jason Mraz is stupid" and I was like, "loser, I'm following him". So I seriously like stalked Jason Mraz through the woods for a while ,and he was talking to himself and being all cute and Mraz-like. And just when we reached the end of the path, I was about to talk to him, and he turned around...
And my alarm clock went off. How retardedly movieish is that? And why do I keep having dreams about Jason Mraz?? Caitlin and Shannon are far more obsessed than I will ever be...

Colleen is convinced that I am going to be gang-banged. She wrote a quite colorful work of fiction about this. While I do find it amusing, I will never post it in this blog. I can't do that to the under 16 crowd...hell, I'm not sure most of the sixteen year olds I know would wanna read it. If, for any reason, the suspence is killing you, contact me and maybe I'll send it to you. Maybe. But most likely, NOT.

Still hyper....

Anyway, I ahve to go off and shower and then dress nicely and deliver the job applications to their rightful destination. After that, who knows what I'll do with myself? (though I doubt it will involve gang-banging)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

yo ho
yo ho
a (hyper but still lazy) pirate's life for
~me

Let the rain fall down
And drown HIlary
Let it wash away
her stupidity
'Cause I want her ten feet under
I wanna scream
Let the Duff fall down
That stupid bean, That stupid bean

hahahaha, DEATH TO HILARY FANS EVERYWHERE!!!!!! ::takes over disney-based enterprises and fires duff::

anyway.....
Fun weekend, overall. Now I be discussing the finer points of Harry Potterisms with my neighbor, Lauren. We have agreed that Harry (aka Daniel Radcliffe) is emoishly attractive, however, I am not sure I agree with her on the Draco Malfoy (or Tom felton) stand point...while I believe he looks older, I am not so sure about hot. Anyway.........I am not a loser.

Okay, so I hate people who live in the Olmsteads. Why, you ask? Well, because they don't have school this week. Spring Break for them is RIGHT NOW. ANd Travis is making fun of me, and so was colleen's neighbor Danny and boyfriend Sam. Well, you're week will suck, you guys! I hope it rains the whole time. We'll be off during the lovely weeks of mid-April ::knocks on wood::

I had to go back to school today to get my history book. Ran into Spi and learned she mooches my parking spot off me after the hour of four. Freeloader... as if I'm one to talk.

It was really nice earlier...waht happened?

Off to read about the American Revolution...or go to Lauren's house, whatever!

yo ho
yo ho
a (class failing) pirate's life for
~me

Nothing moves, and we walk
There's no sound but one
the voice
the voice of you and I and what we know
But you won't listen

Blind to light and deaf to music
Can't you hear me scream?
Deaf to the sounds of
Our world falling down

Nothing moves, and I show
Of what life is and isn't
The sight
the sight of everything laid out on a platter
But you won't see

Open your eyes
Take off the headphones
Is it that without the shades
the light's too bright for you?

Blind to light and deaf to music
Can't you hear me scream?
Deaf to the sounds of
Our world falling down

Can't you hear
What I am trying to say?
Stop swimming in that river of problems
Wake up and smell the roses

Because no one can help you
And you won't listen to me
So all you've go is you

Blind to light and deaf to music
Can't you hear me scream?
Deaf to the sounds of
Our world falling down

Blind to light and deaf to music
Can't you hear me scream?
Deaf to the sounds of
Our world falling down

I have spent the day shopping, driving, and getting my car washed. Then Colleen and I went for Ice Cream!

Just out of curiosity- who thinks people of the male gender are really, really stupid?
Life is just such a drag, isn't it?

yo ho
yo ho
a (confused and stupider) pirate's life for
~me