I am SO someday moving to a big city- so many pretty lights and loud noises. So, mind you I've had my licence for like 3 weeks, and I drove around inner city cleveland today. have u ever been to the cleveland public library? its soooooooooo cool- theres 2 buildings; 7 floors on one, 4 on the other, and theres all these miles and miles of microfeche shevels with little hidden staircases and big rooms 20 feet high with decorations on them and all ornately stone and stuff and an underground walkway- and its right across the street form the hayat which has yummy hot subs and looks like the Titanic with little shops and pretty golden banisters and rooms over looking the arcade. OMG: I WANNA GO BACK RIGHT NOW I could sleep in the hotel at nght and go to the library during the day-I could spend years and years at that library omg omg omg you have no idea- I had WAY too much fun at that there library
I be VERY lucky hehehehe Im a geek who looks forward to going to the library-and it has purty decorations [TheConfusedDom: stop talking, your making me jealous]and this BIG spiral staircase up like 10 floor to the roof and my crazy friends and I for no reason ran up like 5 floors worth of it

Yeah, that was taken from a convo with Dom- I was too lazy to re-type it.
::loser cough::

yo ho
yo ho
a (geeky, book-loving, Sputnik researching) Pirate's life for
~me

Anyone with information about the Brotherhood is to contact me immediately.

Away messages do the body good:
Life or Something like it...I'm just waiting for my rocket to come in this Mad Season, wishing I could be a Celebrity before Some Devil reminds me that it was all a dream. I'm just another one of the Young and the Hopeless, Justified in this Hybrid Theory of mine, Mizundastood with my Country Grammar. Read this Document and remember: Its all that you can't leave behind. But now, we're Out of Time.

heh heh. Bonus points if you can tell me all the albums and singers.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

Yuck, I be sick.
I'm really, really ,really tired of being sick.
That and I'm really, really, really tired.
And my parents feel the need to watch American Ido and the Apprentince, which is possibly the most heinous realirty show ever devised. No, no, Im sure there are worse. But whoever invented Real World should be shot, LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU MORON! Now the world is obsessed with reality shows.
I just slept for two hours. I need more. These horrid voices are scarring me for life. But, deep, deep down, Simon is my hero.
Okay, and can someone tell me why my parents feel the need to eat fried mushrooms for dinner at 8:47? A) its too late to eat B) who the hell eats mushrooms? And then, since I HATE mushrooms, and refuse to eat them, my mother yells at me. So instead of getting something else, I gotta be all "I'm not hungry" since otherwise I'll be force fed mushrooms. If they're not careful, they're gonna give me an eating disorder. Bullies.

yo ho
yo ho
a (sick, tired, and kinda mildly "today-was-boring-like" depressed) pirate's life for
~me

WARNING!!! DO NOT EVER DO THIS TO SOMEONE!!!

WhatNotsZ23 [10:15 PM]: you left
WhatNotsZ23 [10:15 PM]: HEY
WhatNotsZ23 [10:15 PM]: YOU DARE TO RIDICULE ME ON YOUR AWAY MESSAGE?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:15 PM]: oh, sure, Kevin, your One True Love gets answers to his questions
WhatNotsZ23 [10:16 PM]: but what does your bestst best friend get?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:16 PM]: BLONDIE
WhatNotsZ23 [10:16 PM]: AND KNOE
WhatNotsZ23 [10:16 PM]: I HATE YOU
WhatNotsZ23 [10:16 PM]: more than youll ever know
WhatNotsZ23 [10:16 PM]: I bet you didnt even read those quotes
WhatNotsZ23 [10:16 PM]: and you dont even care what statment I should make to Polzer about the crazed sociopath I am
WhatNotsZ23 [10:17 PM]: but no
WhatNotsZ23 [10:17 PM]: you dont care
WhatNotsZ23 [10:17 PM]: just because we have been friends since 1st gradish, maybe kndergarden, doesnt mean you have to CARE or anything
WhatNotsZ23 [10:17 PM]: no no
WhatNotsZ23 [10:17 PM]: you can just not recognize me when I walk into your hoose
WhatNotsZ23 [10:17 PM]: and call me blondie
WhatNotsZ23 [10:18 PM]: and laugh at me for HALF AN HOUR
WhatNotsZ23 [10:18 PM]: while you OTL also calls me blondie
WhatNotsZ23 [10:18 PM]: upon which you ENCOURAGE HIM
WhatNotsZ23 [10:18 PM]: and you IM me
WhatNotsZ23 [10:19 PM]: even though you dont care if I have one or anything
WhatNotsZ23 [10:19 PM]: okay
WhatNotsZ23 [10:19 PM]: that was a horrid example
WhatNotsZ23 [10:19 PM]: as I really dont care about going stag, or for that matter, going at all
WhatNotsZ23 [10:20 PM]: but still
WhatNotsZ23 [10:20 PM]: I AM TRYING TO BERATE YOU
WhatNotsZ23 [10:20 PM]: I hope your computer blows up
WhatNotsZ23 [10:20 PM]: because I have sent it a deluge of IMs
WhatNotsZ23 [10:20 PM]: and Its bursting so full
WhatNotsZ23 [10:21 PM]: It goes
WhatNotsZ23 [10:21 PM]: BOOM
WhatNotsZ23 [10:21 PM]: erg, I dont like this new font thing on stupid AOL 9.0
WhatNotsZ23 [10:21 PM]: its WAY too hard to change font
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: you have to like open the stupid little window
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: then change the size box
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: then close the stupid little window
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: how many IMs have I sent you?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: how bout now?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: cn your screenname automaticaly block me if I over-harass you?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: hey
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: did you take my quiz?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: I was online
WhatNotsZ23 [10:22 PM]: you should have
WhatNotsZ23 [10:23 PM]: but no
WhatNotsZ23 [10:23 PM]: elizabeth was too busy to talk to stefanie
WhatNotsZ23 [10:23 PM]: elizabeth is too good for blondes
WhatNotsZ23 [10:23 PM]: elizabeth cares more about "sleep" than her friends
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: elizabeth cares more about "not harassing her away messages" than getting important information from people
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: not that ANY of this is important
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: but you better read it all
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: how many now?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: muahahahaha
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: it will never stop
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: like that girl from the ring
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: only with IMs, instead of disturbing images
WhatNotsZ23 [10:24 PM]: Joelle's icon is that of Rupert Grint
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: did you know that/
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: ?*
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: knoe*
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: ahhhhhh
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: you have me contradicting myself
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: you think if I sent you too many IMs, Ill get kicked off?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: lets find out
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: Ive already sent you what?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: like a millon?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: I just keep typing ang typing
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: its like OCD
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: I just have this.....this need.......
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: see......
WhatNotsZ23 [10:25 PM]: Im all about these words
WhatNotsZ23 [10:26 PM]: over numbers
WhatNotsZ23 [10:26 PM]: unencoumbered numbered words
WhatNotsZ23 [10:26 PM]: hm
WhatNotsZ23 [10:26 PM]: since I suspect you didnt read the E-Mail
WhatNotsZ23 [10:26 PM]: I shall send you each quote
WhatNotsZ23 [10:27 PM]: you know it’s funny how sometimes,
it don’t work out like you want to
no you never get nothing at all


WhatNotsZ23 [10:27 PM]: so please hand me the bottle, I think I’m lonely now
and please give me direction, I think the hurt set in
and I don’t feel nothing
WhatNotsZ23 [10:27 PM]: we’re too cool to be alone
but, not too crazy to get busted
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: I dreamed that the world was crumbling down
we sat on my back porch and watched it
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: Cry when you cry, run when you run
love when you love
represent the ashes
that you leave behind
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: Take your head around the world
See what you get
From your mind
Write your soul down word for word
See who's your friend
Who is kind
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: There's some things in this world you just can't change
SOme things you can't see 'till it gets to late
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]:
Sometimes I
Need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I
Need you to stay away from me
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Watch it drop
Making your heart stop
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: I am
A little bit insecure
A little unconfident
'Cause you don't understand
I do what I can
But sometimes I don't make sense
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: And now
You've become a part of me
You'll always be right here
You've become a part of me
You'll always be my fear
WhatNotsZ23 [10:28 PM]: See I'm all about them words

Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words

Hundreds of pages, pages, pages forwards

More words then I had ever heard and I feel so alive
WhatNotsZ23 [10:29 PM]: en they remember the part in the hallmark card where they read about the dreams

and reaching for the stars to hold on a little bit closer to

and they knew it was time, time to take a chance here
WhatNotsZ23 [10:29 PM]: No not I...

See its easy if you only try

So don't lie down on the job

Because once we hit the top there's no stopping us.
WhatNotsZ23 [10:29 PM]: I'm obsessed.
WhatNotsZ23 [10:29 PM]: Matchbox20/Linkin park/jason mraz
WhatNotsZ23 [10:29 PM]: in that order
WhatNotsZ23 [10:29 PM]: (look at the fonts to distinguish)
WhatNotsZ23 [10:29 PM]: Dever said she liked the first one
WhatNotsZ23 [10:30 PM]: but I have a feeling thats also the only one she read
WhatNotsZ23 [10:30 PM]: I kind of like this one:
Auto response from Freezebabi [10:30 PM]: zZz...the darkness holding me tightly, until the sun rises up...zZz

1. u win.
2. Yeah i am.
3. No they're not. promise.

knoe*
WhatNotsZ23 [10:30 PM]: Cry when you cry, run when you run
love when you love
represent the ashes
that you leave behind
WhatNotsZ23 [10:30 PM]: haha
WhatNotsZ23 [10:30 PM]: your away message yelled at me again
WhatNotsZ23 [10:31 PM]: I dunno why
WhatNotsZ23 [10:31 PM]: its draws me in and sucks me up
WhatNotsZ23 [10:31 PM]: AHHHHHH
WhatNotsZ23 [10:31 PM]: I LURVE MATCHBOX 20
WhatNotsZ23 [10:31 PM]: maybe I should stop this
WhatNotsZ23 [10:31 PM]: its been like...
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: never mind
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: its hasnt even been a half hour yet
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: consider this make up time for the time you spent laughing at my hair
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: (I hate you)
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: and! and and!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: wow
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: you're going to KILL me when you read these
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: actually, you prolly wont read them, eh?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:32 PM]: but you should
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: at least its not like with dever
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: I sent her line-by-line song lyrics to three different songs
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: well, two and a half b my comp froze4
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: which it hasnt ,yet, knock on wood
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: ::knocks on own head::
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: you should read these
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: Ilkl save them
WhatNotsZ23 [10:33 PM]: and make you read them someday
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: I hope I have a good IM sound
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: cuz u r going to hear it
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: over
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: and over
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: and over
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: again
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: mwahahaha
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: four minutes to go before we're even
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: I bet you're excited
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: I should sleep
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: I GOT MY GREEN AT SKI CLUB
WhatNotsZ23 [10:34 PM]: not that you care.....
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: since green just means "who-hoo Summit"
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: but when you snowboard
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: summit is dangerous
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: I fianlly feel pity on those snowboarders who get in ur way
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: like me!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: except, I try really, really hard to get out of the way
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: truly, I do
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: ::bows in reverence::
WhatNotsZ23 [10:35 PM]: its kinda fun tlaking to someone who cant talk back
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: would you say this is annoying?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: wait, lemmeguess: yes
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: TWO MINUTES
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: TWO MINUTES REMAINING
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: yayayayyayayya
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: rebecca's back
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: I must talk to her
WhatNotsZ23 [10:36 PM]: after this is done
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: ::punishes elizabeth::
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: mwahahaha
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: you're really gonna get me back sometime, aren't you?
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: ::sudden dread::
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: lalala
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: Im almost finaly out of words
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: that there be more Jason Mraz
WhatNotsZ23 [10:37 PM]: arrg, matey
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: Im reminding reba right now
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: loooooooooooook!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: its 10:38!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: its been a half hour ish!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: your punishment is over!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: hahaha
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: see you in the morrow!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:38 PM]: P.S. I hate you
WhatNotsZ23 [10:39 PM]: okay, wait, this isnt punishment, I just have to say:
WhatNotsZ23 [10:39 PM]: be excited!
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: 189ish messages
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: oops
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: 192
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: hehe
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: there were 11 left
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: I like the number 11
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: you hate me
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: 197
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: 198
WhatNotsZ23 [10:43 PM]: 199
WhatNotsZ23 [10:44 PM]: Okay, sorry, but the OCD kicked in, and I ahd to make it 200! okay! sorry you hate me! I'll make you read them all someday! bye!


God, I am so mean. COunt 'em baby! (cuz I prolly miscalculated)

yo ho
yo ho
a (really bullyish annoying IMing) Pirate's life for
~me