Feliz Cumpleanos

There's no tilde here, it didn't work. Please forgiveth me.

So I was talking on my phone like 15 minutes ago, and now I can't find it. Sweet.

Going out with the mother soon, to Target. I don't know what for though. I am just required to hang out with her because we're celebrating her birthday today. But I want to hang out with Elizabeth. But whatever. Sweet mom. Let's just be born when all my friends were.

Happy Birthday to Kristen Cornelius, by the way.

I got my class ring compensation. It's vair pretty- much better than the class rings we normally got, which, oh yeah, I hated. Right. Well, anyway, I approve of it, and it's shinyness amuses me. I'm still kind of mad that my New York ring doesn't fit on the left middle finger, where I normally wear it. Why? you ask. Welp, let's see- because it's still swollen. That was nearly three weeks ago- what the hell? It's going to end up all crooked-ish, and then I won't have proper emphasis when I flick people off. Goddammit.

Anyway, yeah, so, funny anecdote about my, um, general lack of intelligence in the cranial capacity. So, right- there was a cast party last night. And before I went to it, I dropped Elizabeth's present off to her. Then I called Caitlin and asked her where it was- she told me to park on Lake, by her car, and then I'd see where it was. So I found her car, and I parked, and I walked, and there was a loop driveway with like 5 cars filling it, so I was like, "okay" and I walked to the door. I heard all the voices inside, and I tried the door, and it was open so I walked in. I followed these voices to the kitchen. There were like 12 adults laughing and drinking, and a few of them just stared at me. So I stared back, thinking "oh, my god, these aren't the play parents" And then the one guy was like, "where are you trying to go?" and this other lady was so drunk she offered me tequila, in earnest, and I was like, "um, no, but thanks" and then this other lady was nice and walked me out and I kept apologizing, and I left.

Then I walked down Lake, swearing at myself for being an imbecile and I kept calling people and no one answered and finally Kristen helped me, even though she wasn't there, but she for some reason had a directory with her.

So, moral of the story- I made the biggest ass of myself, EVER. At least those people were too drunk to possibly remember me. They probably all thought they were hallocinating.

And just to top it off, when I went to the party, everyone was in "cocktail clothes", aka homecoming dresses and such. Yeah, I was in jeans and a my chemical romance shirt. A bit out of place.

I left early and hung out with Spi's mum for a bit until they all came.

Then we spent the night watching Harry Potter and enjoying eachother's wenises.

And now I'm back home. For a recap, return to top of page.

AIM was shitting out. grr.

yo ho
yo ho
a (tired) pirate's life for
~me

p.s. a wenis is an elbow