We're Not Living in America

Okay, this is like, officially the funniest thing ever:
(to view in first person, go to www.google.com, type in “weapons of mass destruction” and click “I’m feeling lucky”


These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.
Please try the following:
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them, click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.

Cannot find weapons or CIA ErrorIraqi ExplorerBush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.

If that doesn’t make you chuckle to within an inch of your life, I don’t know what will. Thanks to Katie Blake for that link. By the way, she’s sitting next to me, and we’re in the computer lab, and right now I’m “taking notes” on our topic for government. Only wait, I am not sure what our topic is. Something about economics. Obviously not too important. Well, really it is, because taxes mean that I do not get as much money per Malley’s paycheck. Bummer.

Anyway, so I still want to reflect upon the whole time/space continuum thing in my mind, but I am not slick enough to go into deep philosophical deliberation while sitting in 102. So I’m going to reflect on Lost, instead.

Lost rocks my socks. I don’t care if it’s some stupid, melodramatic television program with a loose plot and lousy actors. (well, they aren’t all sucky, but you know- they’re not exactly Harrison Ford) It’s exciting, and worth watching.

I really should help Katie with this thing. I’m off.

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