It's the Hardest Part of Living...

Elizabeth Hazel sometimes rocks my socks all the way off. If she were born a man, I would marry her and have her children. But she wasn't, so I'll let her stick to Kyle. I've always got Jack. Right.

Elizabeth came into work today. I made her a black and white with secret special malley-ohs! on it. Then I got in trouble for talking to her while sipping a shake Lauren whipped up for me while wearing illegal socks (I forgot to change them after open house) and Ms. Malley, the wife of the owner def. walked in. Oops. So I was condemned to the kitchen for all eternity, which I worked like a mother on, leaving it squeaky clean. We did SO SO SO much cleaning tonight- they are inspecting in the morning. I made sure to do really well, so they don't yell at me about the sock thing.

I also had Open House today at Mags. I got there way early and so I went to Panera and looked like a retard going in on a Sunday with my uniform on. Then open House was four hours long, most of which I spent with Elizabeth and Polefko, and then I met up with Lyla and hung out at the mall for like half an hour, just to catch up on some juice I'd missed over the last few weeks.

I just noticed that working the dishwasher all night with the Hydrochloric Acid def. made my nail polish come off. ::seethe::

Anyway, so yesterday I had to work at night after my soccer game (I spent all morning sleeping after the CONCERT OF ALL WONDERMENT) and then Sean and I (who were both working) met up with Kristen and Ryan at Applebee's. I got my cup! Therefore, I am like, an official member! GOOOOOOOOOOO me!

Well, I could write so much more. So, until later, some shout outs to those dearest to me:

Rory: we still love you. Mosh man.
Elizabeth: You rock my socks deep down with malley-oh's on top, but no cherries, cuz you don't like them. P.S. I stole your mosh man phrase
Alex: you are like, the coolest cousin ever. Besides, of course, your sister.
Corey: hang in there
Jack: never let go. Hahahaha yeah, in your face.

Yo ho
Yo ho
A (sneaky little devil) pirate's life for
~me