and drown all your fucking riddles down the throat of the sea.

It's time again to share with the world my life and it's ability to be random and unexpected.

Well, I didn't have to be at school until nine today, so I didn't even wake up until 8. It was nice, especilly talking in to account how I went to bed at 3 AM, after staying up doing homework. Not that I had to do any of that homework- au contraire! I'm now finished with a weeks worth of spansih and government, a day ahead in bio, and cought up in brit lit. It's true, I am amazing. Because of all that studious industrialism, I don't have too much homework tonight. I'm getting everything I can done with so that I can have the weekend to myself to fill with leisure as I do so desire. If none of my teachers give me a huge essay over the weekend or anything, I should be clear to go out this weekend without guilt! I'm kind of excited.

But you are not here to learn of how I am trying to break free from the binding shackles of school. You want to hear about how my day was kind of nice and unexpected.

So, like I said, I got to school late. It was odd- I felt like I was really late, as I got there nearly two hours after I am in the habit of arriving. I stopped at Walgreen's first, and picked up some pictures from New York that I dropped off about a week ago. Then I had to inform my mother to drop of my soccer bag for practice that night, as I had left it in her car.

Then I got to school and spent the day being amused by various things, including Mr. Phillips, who is SO SO SO random and wierd. I dunno, the day wasn't that interesting really (nor was it uninteresting- it was just a sort of medicore day) until Theo, when Corns was randomly like, "um, yeah- are you going to PACT sound training today?" and I was like, "practice, der" and she was like, "oh, I thought you didn't have it today" then we made fun of Tricia, and I sort of forgot about it, until I ran into Katie after brit lit (the class in which I must memorize things in olde english) and was like, "okay, random, cornielius thought we didn't have practice" and she said, "that's because we don't". So yeah, basically all those varsity losers didn't fax me the "no practice" memo, and (though she doesn't know) mother wasted her lunch hour for nothing.

So I went to sound training, and I was random, and it was fun.

Now I'm bored. Mother's trying to force feed me foods that are un-approved by Elizabeth, and I'm being stubborn and obstinate about refusing them. Elizabeht would be proud.

In the mean time, Megan and I are aparentally starting a government. This will be after we over throw Tricia's by stabbing her. (guns are outlawed) So if any hott people out there want to move to our anarchist government and help us procreate in order to continue our nation, kindly leave me a message some how, and we'll get back to you.

Your yak skin condom is optional.

yo ho
yo ho
a (random) pirate's life for
~me