Okay, so, I did this one a few weeks ago, but I feel the need to re-do it in here, because it was kind of a cool survery, and I just got one from both Shannon and Katie, so henceforth, I am inspired.


1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page eighteen, find line four. Write down what it says: "she"...okay, its a very short fourth line, since it is the end of a sentance. here's line three, just for kicks: "'Aunt Marge?' he blurted out. 'Sh- she's not coming here, is she?'" ...oh, yeah, guess which book!

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? the table my dad set up to put all the tax forms on while he was doing taxes. Only now, its littered in magazines, Liz's gifts to me, and my walkman. Oops, I've comandeered something else...

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? um, well, technically super smash brothers, but thats not a show, it was just on TV...I suppose the last thing I watched on actual TV was Donnie Darko.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is? 11:37 AM

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time? 11:36 AM...well, I was close, eh?

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Mum cooking me freedom toast in the kitchen. Not french, but freedom...

7: When did you last step outside? Well, I walked from my car to the house, but since the car was in the garage, I am not sure that really counts. Before that, it was from Danny's house to mine, with four other people in tow, all of whom I had to deliver to their residence.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? the newspaper....I haven't suite finished to comics yet

9: What are you wearing? dark grey sweatpants and a light grey shirt. Yeah, they clash a little, so sue me

10: Did you dream last night? I think so....it was something about hair dye...and everyone in the world dyed their hair blonde....and all the moms got mad at them....except mine was brown, like its SUPPOSED to be...

11: When did you last laugh? listening to the improv singing of the dial tones.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? white paint dyed yellow from six years of my father's disgusting cigarette smoking, and intercom, a light switch or two...

13: Seen anything weird lately? that freaky tarot thing....

14: What do you think of this quiz? a rather fresh perspective on the old way of surveying people aobut nothing...

15: What is the last film you saw? about three scenes of super troupers...before that a few scenes of Donnie Darko...before that...I don't even know

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? a computer that works, then a really cool fast car....weeeeeee.......it would be Paul Walker-esque

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know? Um....Um....::draws a blank:: I don't know....think about it- If there's something about me you don't know, chances are that's how its supposed to be.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I suppose I should say world piece or something equally noble like that...

19: Do you like to dance? mmmmhmm....in the privacy and comfort of my own home

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years? well, maybe a little of both. I suppose the whole terrorism ting could have used this attention to it by people, but he's a bit of a psycho, isn't he? running around, starting wars with people who don't want our interference...

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? mmmhm....children....::fear::

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? more children...still fear...but probably not Dan, Mike, Matt or John, as I know WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many people with those names. Maybe something different. Like, Okami-kom or something like that. We could call him O for short...

22: Would you ever consider living abroad? Yeah, you know...England, Ireland, Spain, Italy...not France. Maybe Australia. But just somewhere out of Cleveland could work well, too.


And that's that. I seem to remember it being longer the first time I did it. Oh, well. Off to pretend to work on sophomore service some more. Then I think I am going to the Ed's play. Oh, I should call Corn Pads.

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~me