Okay, okay, I know- it's two posts in one day, but I can't help it- we have entered a new phase of Orlando Bloom loving.
It's scientific name is "Orlando Bloom hating"
Okay, yeah, I saw troy and its GAY cuz at the end you hate orlando! But you still love brad pitt- even though he was kind of an egotistical biggot throughout the movie- at least he was a noble, egotistical biggot. And Orlando has to go off on his chicken-shit ass and be a pansy. GRRRRRRRRR. I hate him. But I love him. But I hate him. But mostly, I love him.
Anyway, I went to see Troy with Lyla and John (Caitlin was supposed to come, but I'm not really sure what happened to that one...) and wow, it was amazing. Well, actually, the movie was really slow at parts, and you have to know quite a bit of Greek mythology to fully appreciate it, but it was still good (no POTC, though). There were many, many, many sweaty, sexy, hott men. I liked it. Lyla fucking cried at the end though. What was that?
But hell, he college ID got me in, right? That's all I ask for...
Oh, and, just to top it off a bit, on the way out, I happened to nearly run over Mike Fernbach. Yeah, way to be...I kinda dodged and kept walking, but he yelled after me, "Hey, Stef, aren't you a little young for this movie?" I was like "meh-by" and just kinda ran out, dragging depressed Lyla behind me. Now its gonna get back to Arla, then to my mom. Mind you, my parents were like "Go see Troy", but I am pretty sure they were not fully aware of it's rated-R-ness...
Oh, and new movie, Ocean's Twelve is coming out. I'm looking forward to it.
So, I have decided. Med with double letters in their name are quite attractive: Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp. There's more, but we'll play a shoutout game- see how many more you can think of. Or if you can get any to disprove this hypothesis, that's cool, too....
Anyway, its my bedtime.
yo ho
yo ho
a (still doing not-so-legal-things) pirate's life for
~me
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