Why April Fool's Day is amrazing:

WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: okay, so my parents took my car away
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: ^ i notice the decimal
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: good
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: WHY
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: cuz I dropped you off
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: but didnt call them
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: are you kidding me!?
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: and I wasnt home till 3:40
kM c 2 54 [9:13 PM]: * you got stuck in traffic, i did not get a ride home for you, i walked *
WhatNotsZ23 [9:13 PM]: and they were like "you should have called- it was bad weather, something could have happened to you"
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: "you're not responsible wnough to have your own car"
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: so...I no longer have the keys to my precious blue camry
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: they wont even let me drive to school
kM c 2 54 [9:14 PM]: IM SORRY!
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: its not your fault
WhatNotsZ23 [9:14 PM]: they are just being gay
kM c 2 54 [9:15 PM]: thats mean and evil
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: I know
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: I g2g
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: they are yelling at me
kM c 2 54 [9:15 PM]: o no!
WhatNotsZ23 [9:15 PM]: Im not supposedto be online while they are this mad at me

Meanwhile, on the other screenname:

Auto responce from reDsparK11: hey cornelius...

APRIL FOOLS

you frickin sucker


aahahahahahaha, what torture can be wroght from this evil, evil day?

yo ho
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~me