Una Pelea por el Pollo

Lyla: ¡¡Yo sé que comí una cena grande, pero TENGO HAMBRE!!

Stef: Yo también. ¿Hay más comida?

Meg: Mira!! Hay sólo un pedazo de pollo. ¡Y es mío!
::Stef and Meg both reach for the piece. They start fighting for it.::

Lyla: Caramba! Javier está viniendo. Esconda el pollo o ella toma el pedazo.

Stef: Sí, ella tomó mi novio, y ahora, ella va tomando este pollo.
::Stef hands the piece to Lyla, so she can hide it::

Julie: Buenas noche, chicas. Lo siento, estoy tarde. ¿Dónde está la cena mía?

::Lyla starts eating the chicken under the table.::
::Meg pulls her out::

Meg: Bastante. Lyla, tu estás gorda. El novio tuyo va rompiendo contigo.

Lyla: No! ::Lyla throws the chicken and exits in tears.::

Julie: ::Jumps and grabs the chicken in mid-air.:: HAHAHA. Ahora tengo los novios vuestros y tengo el pollo.


si! si! español es muy divertido!
Sort of. Anyway, if you really want to know about all that up there, its a dialouge we had to write about a fight for a piece of Chicken. translate it if you really care that much.

So, we all know how I can never get the guy I like, right? Well, I have decided to blame this on forwards. They all say like "send me or DIE and never have anyone love you". Well, obviously, the reason I can't get a decent guy is because I have deleted so many forwards, I will be 392 before I could possibly have "good luck in love" Like all those things say. But to counter-act this bad luck, I would have to send about 763 forwards to 537 people in the next 15 seconds. And thats just not worth it, so I'll take the bad luck, thanks!

So, let's see, what's wrong with me today? Oh, yeah. I woke up wtih stomach pains, most likely from the extremely cheesy mac and cheese I had last night (I thought the damn lactose intolerant thing was cured!). Then I had to sit through an entire day of school. Then I had a doctor's appointment, and I got a wart frozen off (pleasant, isn't it?) and now my left foot (haha, baaaaad movie) is completely swollen, and I can hardly walk on it. Oh, yeah, what else? Oh, right, I have to memorize the above mentioned spanish dialouge, write a theo reflection, and do about a million chem reaction problems. Not to mention I left half the Spanish at school, so I have to go in early tomorrow and get it. Granted, I'm in that school 7:30 every day, but still.... its a pain.

Not to mention, I was supposed to be busy hanging out with friends today and being cool groupie-coffee drinker ish. But, no, alack, God farts in my general direction.

Its snowing. Thats kinda cool. But more "god-farting"...April fools, right? Yeah. Too bad the only thing I did all day was in chem, were our entire class filed out of there into 212 and hid. Only it was stupid, b/c we came back, and still got there before her. Then we took notes for an hour. Stupid Net Ionic Reactions....

::sigh:: what am I to do with my weekend? Someone find something for me to do....

yo ho
yo ho
a (sick, pained, horrible) pirate's life for
~me