So, I hate myself.
I spent like 5 or so hours at Colleen's birthday, where we had cake and stuff, but yet I was forced to listen to really stupid people talk about absolutely nohting for the whole time. All I ever did was occasionaly pipe in with a dis. Because that's what I do best.
And while I am out doing this, what is going on behind my back? oh, yeah, Elizabeth is off with My New Friends, and okay, so yeah I wa at this party that I have had planned on for two weeks and such, but its not fair that Elizabeth gets to hang out with guys that are funny and intelligent and cute, while I am forced to endure stupid, ugly, boring ones.
I hate myself for
A) not being cool enough to hang out with My New Friends, who I suppose are not really my friends, but still...
B) being stupider just for listening to the Olmstead Falls boys.
And, yes, I am not going to lie, I am tres jealous that Elizabeth is hanging out with them. Because I saw them first? Well, oaky, Lyla did, but come on, am I such a retard that I have to get shunted by my own friends (who, yeah, aren't my friends) so that they can hang out with my bestest best friend (or used to be, anyway) while I....don't. Okay, I lost my own train of thought there. But I know what I meant.

yo ho
yo ho
a (retarded, useless, hopeless, and oh yeah, sick again) pirate's life for
~me