Okay, I realize as I write this that I am being a) superficial b) stupid and c) self-centered (ah, the three S's) but here goes:
I really want a boyfriend.
Okay, come on- is it that I am sooooooooo unattractive that no guys will come within three feet of me without being repulsed? I mean, I'm not that bad, am I? and doesn't personality count for something?
I know I'm being retarded, but I just really, really want to believe that guys can like me as more than a friend. (or, hell, maybe right now I should settle for just friends) but gha! I hate being fat and ugly and boring and stuff.
The other problem is the "be yourself" thing. I am really begining to believe that guys do not like it when you're "yourself". You must have to be a whore or something to be attractive to the male gender. Its not like Im looking for a permanent relationship- I'm not even getting married or anything. (NEVER) I just want to feel appealing to those of the opposite sex. Is this so wrong?
I hate myself.

yo ho
yo ho
a (fat, ugly, un-attractive in any way) pirate's life for
~me