certain people should stop wallowing in self-depreciation and realize that they are perfectly good people because they shine with an "inner light".
Unlike me.
But right now, I am too busy being on a mission to get, uh, certain people, fized up for a certain up-and-coming dance that I haven't any plans of attending myself. Hypocritical? Maybe, but I'm too focused on fixing up others.
Okay, my computer just beeped at me and spazzed. I think I'll go now.
Au Re voir!

yo ho
yo ho
a (plotting, hypocritical, lonely) pirate's life for
~me
P.S. there's a shirt at Hot Topic with that phrase on it- someone buy it for me for valentine's day