Books help light up my life!
So, I finally got the chance to read Angus, Thongs, and Full-frontal snogging. Let me tell you- thats a fun, fun book. I have resolved to pick up some british lingo for use on caitlin and colleen and my (okay, well, really its a Mags trip) trip to Holiday Valley. Where I shall take a ski, rather than a snowboard, as I am a rather dismal snowboarder. But I still thing its fun to fall on my arse and make a prat of myself.
Speaking of arses and prats, please read my away message about some bloody wankers I know:
"Alright. Two of you tossers out there truly need to disist being prats to eachother. I don't care if y'all are having stroppys back and forth with each other- you guys are being so wet, it's unbelievable. Now, would the teo of you stop being shirty with each other over some stupid bloke. (Mind you- he's a complete wanker, and I've yet to figure out how he's worth a duffing over) Having a row over the damn monkey spanker is quite a waste of time- and a terrible poxy for the rest of us. Now, stop being bloody wallys and get along before I take a leaf out of that useless whelk's book and shove you two in the boot?
::seethe::"
(hem hem) translation:
Devie and Bodine, stop being retards over Dan- he's SO not worth it.
I'm not sure they'll pick up on that.
Shnikeys. Bloody History review tomorrow. Such a bugger.
Anyhoo, folowing are what I think shall be the most useful words to me:
Bloke-guy. Male gander. yeah, theres a basic one to start with
boot- trunk of your car
Borstol-JD center prison thing
bugger- well, I reckon this really doen't mean anything
deely-bopper-those stupid headbands you see at claire's with the antennea on them that no one but Elizabeth waers
double cool with nobs -Very, very, very (to the infinitive power) cool
Duffing up- like a catfight
Fringe-bangs (personally, I suppose it does make far more sence than bangs- who the hell called them "bangs" anyway?)
Froggie/geogers/blodge/lunck-french/geometry/biology/lunch (two bad the only one of those I'd ever refer to is lunch- and where did lunk come from?)
gorgey-gorgeous; kinda Lizzy macGuireish, but still fun to say
Have the painters in-PMS
Hols-vaycay
"Hows your father- PENIS! (how double cool with knobs is that phrase?)
jimjams-pajamas
loo- el bano, the potty, the john, etc...
nuddy-pants- naked
Po faced- ugly as a bedpad/toilet
Poxy- something horrible
Prat- moron, idiot, blighter, etc...
Runner-to run away/escape
shirty- coming on all pompous
snogging-kissing, more or less making out
stroppy- somewhere between a nervy b (nervous breakdown) and a tamtrum
Swiz- something unfair
Swot- a person with no life
Tosser- someone worse than a prat- also: wanker, monkey spanker
Wally- prat with no fashion sence
Wet- drippy, useless nerdy idiot
Whelk- (shelfish) slimy and mucuslike

I'm gonna have sooooooooo much fun

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me