Never a dull moment when Caitlin's around:

ThePhantomPhan [10:37 PM]: ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkklllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Auto response from RedSpark11 [10:37 PM]: Its hard to say waht it is I see in you
Wonder if Ill always be with you
Words can't say it, I cant, too
Not to cruel
Its all for you
RedSpark11 [10:54 PM]: ?
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: oaklahoma
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: oooooo
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: I got it
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: bonsoir mon ami!
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: it just took a while
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: where the wind come sweepin or the hills
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: where the wavin' wheat
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: can sure smell sweet
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: stop
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: now
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: ans the wind come right between the hills
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: OAKLAHOMA
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: stop now pleae?
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: ecerynight my hony len and I
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: sit alone and talk
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: ::burns::
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: and watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: ::spontaneous human combustion::
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: we know we belong to the land
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: ::BOOM::
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: and the land we belong to is grand
ThePhantomPhan [10:57 PM]: and when we ssssaaaaayyyyy a yippie I o aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
RedSpark11 [10:57 PM]: ::ashes blow in the breeze::
ThePhantomPhan [10:57 PM]: were really saying your doing fine Oaklahoma
ThePhantomPhan [10:57 PM]: Oaklahoma ok
ThePhantomPhan [10:58 PM]: -bows-
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: okay youre done?
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: ::cheers::
ThePhantomPhan [10:58 PM]: yes, yes i am
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: thank the gods
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: zues and alah and everyone up there on mount olympus
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: the full moon shines through my window upon me
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: ::glows:;
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: I feel my goddess powers consuming
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: ::glows brighter::
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: the powers flow through my viens
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: ::glows really bright::
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: oh, shit
ThePhantomPhan [11:00 PM]: woah
RedSpark11 [11:00 PM]: ::spontaneous human combustian::
RedSpark11 [11:00 PM]: my mistake
RedSpark11 [11:00 PM]: oh, vistayas el blog de OSBCTOY
ThePhantomPhan [11:01 PM]: eh?
Auto response from RedSpark11 [11:01 PM]: Its hard to say waht it is I see in you
Wonder if Ill always be with you
Words can't say it, I cant, too
Not to cruel
Its all for you
RedSpark11 [11:26 PM]: I baked muffins
ThePhantomPhan [11:26 PM]: oh-la-la
RedSpark11 [11:26 PM]: not booberry
RedSpark11 [11:26 PM]: banananananananaana
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: je tres fatigue
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: oooohhhhh
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: estoy muy cansada
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: Im living on 3 hours of sleep and it dont feel good

RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: Im living on 5
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: heh
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: wow there slike no one on and its only11:30
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: from a few hours ago
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: OH!
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: have fun at your concert tomorrow
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: OHIO
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: ewe
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: no
ThePhantomPhan [11:28 PM]: oh! merci tres beacoupe
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: de nana
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: nada*
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: lo siento
ThePhantomPhan [11:28 PM]: other then lovely me, are you conversing with anyone somewhat enjoyable?
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: nopers
ThePhantomPhan [11:28 PM]: OOOOHHHHH CHECK YOUR E_MAIL UNDER REDSPARK11
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: I havent got anything
ThePhantomPhan [11:29 PM]: are you sure?
RedSpark11 [11:29 PM]: yeah, I think Id know
RedSpark11 [11:29 PM]: unless
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: when did you send this thing
ThePhantomPhan [11:30 PM]: earleier
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: OH THE PICTURE?
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: what were you smoking?
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: como estas fumando?
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: -interobang-
ThePhantomPhan [11:31 PM]: oh did ypu get the picture?
RedSpark11 [11:31 PM]: yeah
RedSpark11 [11:31 PM]: is that what you meant?
ThePhantomPhan [11:31 PM]: heheheheeh
ThePhantomPhan [11:31 PM]: i look like a fool
RedSpark11 [11:32 PM]: mi madre esta veiendo el programa de I LOVE LUCY
RedSpark11 [11:32 PM]: where were you?
ThePhantomPhan [11:32 PM]: I rish festival
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: OOOOOOOH
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: when u won?
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: All That You Can Leave Behind
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: do somthing about that now
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: no thids year, when i pulled thi s tears winner
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: i cant right now
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: oooooooooh
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: ill podt wheni get home
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: you got to pull the winner?
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: coolie
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: where r u now?
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: yea
RedSpark11 [11:34 PM]: Welcome to the "Where are they Now" featuring Caitlin Schriner
RedSpark11 [11:34 PM]: a lost, confused young child born into the poverty of life that only the cleveland suburbs can bring
RedSpark11 [11:35 PM]: she was raised by her caring parents, an only child who turned awol because of all the time she spent alone
ThePhantomPhan [11:35 PM]: muahahaha
RedSpark11 [11:35 PM]: twitching in the corner, she plotted the destruction of Lakewood, a suburban center for gays and lesbians alike
RedSpark11 [11:36 PM]: In her free time, she read books like Harry Potter, The Mediator, and Daughters of the Moon
ThePhantomPhan [11:36 PM]: muahaha
ThePhantomPhan [11:36 PM]: I must be going doll face...muahahahahaha
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: toodles
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: these books were catalystists for the result we see today- a loud, crazy member of society, with infatuations for only fictinal characters and old men- you might even say she's lost her grip on reality
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: :-P
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: did you just call me doll facve?
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: dang, yo
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: maybe
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: I was writing a wonderful report on you
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: slinkey poo
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: ?????????
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: ::human combustion::
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: i enjoyed it much
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: ::again::
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: combusty-wusty
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: ????///
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: sleep
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: get some
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: have fun at ur concert
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: sleep
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: write bout it in ur blog
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: leeps
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: eepsl
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: peels
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: epsle
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: speel
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: pslee
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: sepel
RedSpark11 [11:39 PM]: lepes
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: sleep
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: leap year
RedSpark11 [11:39 PM]: ?
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: leap frog
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: jump rope
ThePhantomPhan [11:40 PM]: skip rope
RedSpark11 [11:40 PM]: hopscotch
ThePhantomPhan [11:40 PM]: i haye when people call it that
RedSpark11 [11:40 PM]: guiness
ThePhantomPhan [11:40 PM]: im supporting myself with on arm and typing with just two fingers
RedSpark11 [11:40 PM]: "hey john anderton, you could use a guiness right about now"
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: thats why its taking so long
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: it okay, yo
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: colin ferrel
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: ok toodles!
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: byes, yo
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: ?
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: contain it
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: yum
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, GIRL
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: i want to slather himin cheeze wiz and spread him on a cracker
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: tmi
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: too much info
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: and then donate the cracker to the starving kids in China
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: ;-)
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: you want to donate colin farrel to starving kids in china?
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: why?
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: it would be a BIG cracker...if ya know what im saying;-)
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: Id think they were more the tom cruise type
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: gotta love the twistec Whose line game
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: MUFFINS!
RedSpark11 [11:43 PM]: must run!
RedSpark11 [11:43 PM]: toodles
ThePhantomPhan [11:43 PM]: they must be TASTY if you know what i mean
Auto response from RedSpark11 [11:43 PM]: ::ringing echoes in the background::
::Stef bursts out of her chair to answer the phone::
::Stef leaves you hangin'::
::you have to patiently wait while stef plays mind games with the telemarketers or talks to her friend::
::If you have a problem or concern, call stef::
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: you need to kill the extended metaphor
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: oh, and my mom says goodnight to you
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: GOODBYE TO YOU
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: GOODBYE TO EVERYTHING THAT I KNEWWWWW
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: YOU WERE THE ONE I LOVED
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: THE ONE THING THAT I TRY TO HOLD ON TO
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: . ..
RedSpark11 [11:46 PM]: no michele branch happiness?

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
~me

So, you ask, what have I done since 8:48 and 49 seconds on Monday?
well, at 9:49 and 50ish seconds, I learned that (drumroll please,)
EARLY EDITION IS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats honestly like pirates of the carribean to me. Maybe even better, I do not jest.
So, lets recap:
On PAX 23 (which is channel 10 for me) at 9 PM every Mon, Tue, and Wed, Early Edition is on. I love that show.

Also, in the last few days, people have gotten mad at me for no appearent reason.
Thats kinda funny, though really.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
~me!

letzplaygirl: hey
letzplaygirl: ur bf has it coming from the dirty dozen
letzplaygirl: u wiat
CoLLYS cUTIE417: eh?
letzplaygirl: his ass will be beat
letzplaygirl: badly
CoLLYS cUTIE417: beat his ass will be
CoLLYS cUTIE417: dont end with a prepositional pharse
letzplaygirl: whern we see that nigga he wont ever walk agian
letzplaygirl: nigga im from maple
letzplaygirl: the hood
letzplaygirl: but im coming to mikes
letzplaygirl: we will end that boy
letzplaygirl: D12 bitch
CoLLYS cUTIE417: ?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: niggers are black
CoLLYS cUTIE417: by the way, remind me, does my boyfriend have a name?
letzplaygirl: rob
letzplaygirl: that bitch i am black u got a problem with that
CoLLYS cUTIE417: you're a little behind the times, now, arent you?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: rob
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I laugh
letzplaygirl: im black i will put a hole in that boy u bitches
CoLLYS cUTIE417: bitches?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: Im not skitzophrenic
letzplaygirl: yea hateing my bro mike
letzplaygirl: yall some str8 up hoes u fat piece of shit
CoLLYS cUTIE417: um, can you not spell?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: strAIGHT
letzplaygirl: my nigga kon artis wants to hit rob
letzplaygirl: my nigga kon artis wants to hit rob
CoLLYS cUTIE417: well, he can be my guest
CoLLYS cUTIE417: thanx for the repeat, by the way
letzplaygirl: o yea u think ur cool
CoLLYS cUTIE417: no, I just think Im smarter than you
letzplaygirl: u r cause i dont go to school
letzplaygirl: i droped out
letzplaygirl: i aint got parents
CoLLYS cUTIE417: ooo, rebel without a cause
letzplaygirl: im a gangsta
CoLLYS cUTIE417: yo, dawg ::werd::
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I can't wait till you're on welfare!
letzplaygirl: im 6'5 and i aint scared to drop a white fat kid
CoLLYS cUTIE417: that's good, we should all be in touch with our fears
letzplaygirl: my niggaz will stare u into a heart attect i got milk white eyes str8 up maniac
letzplaygirl: tell rob that we will find his ass
letzplaygirl: mike knows were he lives
CoLLYS cUTIE417: well, theres doctors for that
letzplaygirl: he found out
letzplaygirl: u a smart ass
letzplaygirl: when u c me u aint gonna say that
letzplaygirl: letz c how cool u r when i knock on ur door
CoLLYS cUTIE417: um, no, Ill have my shrink say it for you
letzplaygirl: o really
CoLLYS cUTIE417: lets see how cool you are when the government has to pay to keep you alive
letzplaygirl: why u hate my bro mike
CoLLYS cUTIE417: well, let me count the ways
letzplaygirl: go 4 it
letzplaygirl: my bro is crazy
CoLLYS cUTIE417: first of all, he thinks hes cool or something, b/c he has about five friends, all of whom are considered rejects by the greater suburban cleveland area
letzplaygirl: lol my dude is from the fucking ghetto
letzplaygirl: he is crazy
CoLLYS cUTIE417: second, he treats me like shit for no reason, despite the fact that I poured my heart out to him when we went out together
letzplaygirl: u dont know his dad is in jial
letzplaygirl: that boy went threw alot
letzplaygirl: he is str8 up fucked
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I do know that, that doesn't make him cool or rebelious b/c his dad is in jail
letzplaygirl: his life sucked
CoLLYS cUTIE417: so, lots of people have sucky lives
CoLLYS cUTIE417: but mostly, they try they're hardest to make something of themselves so that the succeed as adults
CoLLYS cUTIE417: but, he however, did not feel that need
CoLLYS cUTIE417: moving on, thirdly, he has no respect for anyone- he is a bad person, he doesnt care about anything or anyone but himself
letzplaygirl: what u crazy mike is a thug
CoLLYS cUTIE417: mike is not a thug
CoLLYS cUTIE417: hes a skinny, scrawny little boy who doesn't know what he's going to do with his life
letzplaygirl: u dont know i fight for him like we brothers]
letzplaygirl: he poped a boy when i got jumped
CoLLYS cUTIE417: then you must be like him
letzplaygirl: i got his back til im dead
letzplaygirl: i still run theses streets
CoLLYS cUTIE417: you must be a waste of space on this universe, until the day you die, and when you die, no one will miss you or care about you because all you were was a wasted druggie who never tried to make something of themself
letzplaygirl: bitch i will show u
CoLLYS cUTIE417: the only way you could prove me otherwise is to become a useful person in society
CoLLYS cUTIE417: to pick yourself up and go to school and make yourself something someone could be proud of
CoLLYS cUTIE417: because right now, all you, or mike, is is scum... someone who we dont need, who I dont need
CoLLYS cUTIE417: and that gets to the third reason I dont like "your bro" mike
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I dont need him, I dont even want him, so why would I associate with him?




People who lie to others are retarded.

People who lie to themselves are retarded.