Brought to you by the letter Caitlin:
what the heck -incert interobang-
i hate you
I dont know you
I want you
Idespise you
its all love/hate
and isnt it great
when you give it all
to be put down
and the hate sufficates the love
the love of lefe
*life
can you read my heart
can you read my mind
I can read yours...and No t
*it
im gonna write you a parchemnt
with a quil
dipped in a bottle of blood
that poured from my heart....
that one day
I'm worried about that girl.
You know what's real nice? when people you havent seen in months invite you over to their house, so you give them their birthday present and then they ignore you the whole time you're there, and they talk online, until finally you're like, "I gotta go, Ive got homework," and really you just come home to work on your blog, and they don't even say thanks for the present (a ring that gets stuck on thire finger and cuts off their circulation) or hug you (granted I dont like it, but she wansnt even grateful) when you write them a really nice, deep card b/c you know they've been having a bad life these last few months. That was a really long run-on sentance. But its still not cool.
You know whats real cool? When you go to this play for drama, and everything about it is so bad its funny, like the actors forgetting thier lines and the music being wierd and the set being a piece of painted plywood (except the costumes are good) but then you go for intermission and walk back in and sit down and the place smells like weed, probably from the creepy ghetto public school kids that stared at you funny because you were all wearing perfectly matching uniforms. I hate that.
Tired, and I really do have homework.
Yo ho
Yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
Wednesday, September 24, 2003
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
***WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?***
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
History Homework:
Here's the deal...
I need your help. My friend is about to marry this guy that none of our friends knows much about. We don't want her to rush into things and end up messing up her entire life, so we've been doing a little of our own investigating...
Here's a list of items we found in Adam's garbage over the past week
calculator
12 cans of diet pepsi
empty carton of whole milk
extra strength nyquil bottle
1 combination lock
jeans (tag waist28/length36)
notices about a college reunion
bag of styrofoam packing
36 disposable diapers
receipt for flowers sent to fiance (my cousin)
bank notice: $14.12 in checking account
1984 HS yearbook (he was a senior)
1 bar of caress soap
1 orange juice carton
1 bottle of wine
2 yogurt cups
a broken cd
pair women's shoes
17 AA batteries
8 jars of baby food
empty perfume bottle
12 cans of cat food
religious newsletter
old work boots
7 newspapers
junk mail
1 piece of sandpaper
2 Mcdonalds bags
sports illustrated mag
bottle of clorox bleach
advanced calculus book
an empty kleenex box
now it's your turn to make some conclusions based on the information...
What is his job?
is he educated?
What kind of person is he? Is he faithful? Is he loyal? Religious?
Is he healthy?
Is he clean and well kept?
Is he entertaining?
write a report about this man's life. Discuss his 'story' by examining what he has thrown out.
Finally, what do you think? Should my cousin marry him? Why or why not?
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Yes, so, the conclusions one can make from this are obvious:
He's gotta be a teacher, or like, studying to be one, because no other profession would have so many things, but only 14.24 in their bank account. Plus, the calculator and the calculus book indicate that he is probably a math teacher of some type, most likely in the high school level. Either that, or he could possibly be a student at the local college, though what kind of morons get married still in college? Also, if her were a senior in '84, then he is now about 37 ish, and that's one hell of a long college career.
Hell, yeah he's educated. We're talking absent-minded professor here. Broken CDs, calculus books, calculators, AA batteries. Not only is he a geek, but he's one of those computer nerds, too. Probably has glasses. Big eyes, nasaly voice, but the rico-suave geek look caitlin likes so much.
I'm guessing he's loyal. Come on, no money but still a reciept for roses? Not only is that pukingly romantic, but its really nice, too. Although, one might want to find out whose shoes those are. If their your cousins, then he's one hell of a good lay, and if they're not, well, then, find out whose they are, but he's probably still a good lay.
Religiousness- now, we all know I have unfair bias on this subject. However, the old religious newsletter is promising to say that he is, I mean, who actually gets subscription to those. It might be useful to look at the date, though. If its A) more than a month, he's probably not religious, just got it for some reason then hid it away and just found it now B) less than a week he probably got a promotional subscription but threw it out right away C) less then a month more then a week- probably fairly religous, or at the very least tries to keep up with current issues of moral.
Other traits- he's probably bent up with starting a new life. Like I said, he was probably a geek. Hence his pack-ratness caused him to keep his old college/high school stuff until now, when he's starting a new life possibly with your cousin, and is getting rid of the old stuff from the last life. Plus, who throws out their HS yearbook? Even if you are old? Only people with lousy high school careers, I say.
Healthy- We've got ourselves a man with a high metabolism! Mcdonald bags, yogurt, whole milk- one cup of each of those is like enough calories for the entire week!! But only a 28 inch waist! thats like, insane. My waste is barely 28 and I eat way healthier stuff than he. However, the empty tissue box and the nyquill indicate either a possibly drug dependancy or a recent cold.
I'm guessing he is organized, but extremely absent minded. Like, the stuff he uses is perfect, and if one paper is moved, he freaks out, but stuff he doesnt need gets tossed to the nearest empty space (not including the spotles computer desk) to be left until he cleans it, in aboot (canadian) 20 years. Owing to the fact that he is a geek, chances are his physical appearences are medicore, well-kempt as far as it goes, minue the messy, dishevveled hair due to nevious tension habit of running his fingers through his hair. I mean, he threw out an entire bar of soap. I doubt he totally lets himself go, I dont care how dirty you are, no one throws out entire bars of soap, but absent-minded people might. Especially since it was such girly soap. What guy bathes with caress?
Entertaining. Well, The jars of baby food and diapers make me think he is at least sexualy entertainging and has a child, possibly with your cousin. Thoguh, his agreement to take care of the kid is really sweet (back to the loyal thing, too) since not many unmarried men take responsibility (not including my soccer coache's boyfriend.....long story) I'd guess he's okay, kind of boring at times, but if you share interests, he's pretty cool. Geeks own , you know
I think its okay for your cousin to marry him. I mean, I'm sure she'll get pissed at him when he doesnt clean the house and throws out her magazine she left on the computer desk. But he can probably make her happy. I mean, no one's perfect. I also think he's probably god around the house, or at least tries to be, with the work clothes and the sandpaper. He'll prolly try to be macho de vez en cuando, with the whole sports illistrated thing, but hey, all guys get a little ego-happy at times. Plus, if he is the father of the child, its always good for a child to be with its natural parents. But he might have a cat. That could be annoying if she doesnt like pets.
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Possibly, there is another option.
Adam is trailer trash. He's humping another woman, and they have a kid as a result. He remembered what hope everyone had for him in high school, with his good grades and all, but he got mad at himself for being a loser and threw out all of his old high school stuff. Because he has nothng better to do, being unemployed and fund-less, he reads newspapers and magazines all day. He threw out the college reunion papers b/c he doesnt want anyone to see what he has become. Possibly, he is mormon, and already has various wives in state-funded welfare homes and trailer parks. He must get laid like ofter, with the shoes and the perfume and all. Also, he has a possible drug dependency, getting high on whatever he can, such as bleach and nyquill. His eyes always water from the drug use, hence use of tissues. The lu=cky guy got a high motabolism, though, so depite the fact that he eats really crappy food, he's in decent shape. The closest thing he has to a job is the occasional work as a builder, with the sandpaper and such, but my guess is that he sucks at this. He probably rapes people, and is a spouse abuser.
Do not allow her to marry him, or she'll be on welfare with three kids in about a week. Not to mention 297835789 bruises. Its a tough world out there, no need of him to make it any tougher.
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
History Homework:
Here's the deal...
I need your help. My friend is about to marry this guy that none of our friends knows much about. We don't want her to rush into things and end up messing up her entire life, so we've been doing a little of our own investigating...
Here's a list of items we found in Adam's garbage over the past week
calculator
12 cans of diet pepsi
empty carton of whole milk
extra strength nyquil bottle
1 combination lock
jeans (tag waist28/length36)
notices about a college reunion
bag of styrofoam packing
36 disposable diapers
receipt for flowers sent to fiance (my cousin)
bank notice: $14.12 in checking account
1984 HS yearbook (he was a senior)
1 bar of caress soap
1 orange juice carton
1 bottle of wine
2 yogurt cups
a broken cd
pair women's shoes
17 AA batteries
8 jars of baby food
empty perfume bottle
12 cans of cat food
religious newsletter
old work boots
7 newspapers
junk mail
1 piece of sandpaper
2 Mcdonalds bags
sports illustrated mag
bottle of clorox bleach
advanced calculus book
an empty kleenex box
now it's your turn to make some conclusions based on the information...
What is his job?
is he educated?
What kind of person is he? Is he faithful? Is he loyal? Religious?
Is he healthy?
Is he clean and well kept?
Is he entertaining?
write a report about this man's life. Discuss his 'story' by examining what he has thrown out.
Finally, what do you think? Should my cousin marry him? Why or why not?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, so, the conclusions one can make from this are obvious:
He's gotta be a teacher, or like, studying to be one, because no other profession would have so many things, but only 14.24 in their bank account. Plus, the calculator and the calculus book indicate that he is probably a math teacher of some type, most likely in the high school level. Either that, or he could possibly be a student at the local college, though what kind of morons get married still in college? Also, if her were a senior in '84, then he is now about 37 ish, and that's one hell of a long college career.
Hell, yeah he's educated. We're talking absent-minded professor here. Broken CDs, calculus books, calculators, AA batteries. Not only is he a geek, but he's one of those computer nerds, too. Probably has glasses. Big eyes, nasaly voice, but the rico-suave geek look caitlin likes so much.
I'm guessing he's loyal. Come on, no money but still a reciept for roses? Not only is that pukingly romantic, but its really nice, too. Although, one might want to find out whose shoes those are. If their your cousins, then he's one hell of a good lay, and if they're not, well, then, find out whose they are, but he's probably still a good lay.
Religiousness- now, we all know I have unfair bias on this subject. However, the old religious newsletter is promising to say that he is, I mean, who actually gets subscription to those. It might be useful to look at the date, though. If its A) more than a month, he's probably not religious, just got it for some reason then hid it away and just found it now B) less than a week he probably got a promotional subscription but threw it out right away C) less then a month more then a week- probably fairly religous, or at the very least tries to keep up with current issues of moral.
Other traits- he's probably bent up with starting a new life. Like I said, he was probably a geek. Hence his pack-ratness caused him to keep his old college/high school stuff until now, when he's starting a new life possibly with your cousin, and is getting rid of the old stuff from the last life. Plus, who throws out their HS yearbook? Even if you are old? Only people with lousy high school careers, I say.
Healthy- We've got ourselves a man with a high metabolism! Mcdonald bags, yogurt, whole milk- one cup of each of those is like enough calories for the entire week!! But only a 28 inch waist! thats like, insane. My waste is barely 28 and I eat way healthier stuff than he. However, the empty tissue box and the nyquill indicate either a possibly drug dependancy or a recent cold.
I'm guessing he is organized, but extremely absent minded. Like, the stuff he uses is perfect, and if one paper is moved, he freaks out, but stuff he doesnt need gets tossed to the nearest empty space (not including the spotles computer desk) to be left until he cleans it, in aboot (canadian) 20 years. Owing to the fact that he is a geek, chances are his physical appearences are medicore, well-kempt as far as it goes, minue the messy, dishevveled hair due to nevious tension habit of running his fingers through his hair. I mean, he threw out an entire bar of soap. I doubt he totally lets himself go, I dont care how dirty you are, no one throws out entire bars of soap, but absent-minded people might. Especially since it was such girly soap. What guy bathes with caress?
Entertaining. Well, The jars of baby food and diapers make me think he is at least sexualy entertainging and has a child, possibly with your cousin. Thoguh, his agreement to take care of the kid is really sweet (back to the loyal thing, too) since not many unmarried men take responsibility (not including my soccer coache's boyfriend.....long story) I'd guess he's okay, kind of boring at times, but if you share interests, he's pretty cool. Geeks own , you know
I think its okay for your cousin to marry him. I mean, I'm sure she'll get pissed at him when he doesnt clean the house and throws out her magazine she left on the computer desk. But he can probably make her happy. I mean, no one's perfect. I also think he's probably god around the house, or at least tries to be, with the work clothes and the sandpaper. He'll prolly try to be macho de vez en cuando, with the whole sports illistrated thing, but hey, all guys get a little ego-happy at times. Plus, if he is the father of the child, its always good for a child to be with its natural parents. But he might have a cat. That could be annoying if she doesnt like pets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Possibly, there is another option.
Adam is trailer trash. He's humping another woman, and they have a kid as a result. He remembered what hope everyone had for him in high school, with his good grades and all, but he got mad at himself for being a loser and threw out all of his old high school stuff. Because he has nothng better to do, being unemployed and fund-less, he reads newspapers and magazines all day. He threw out the college reunion papers b/c he doesnt want anyone to see what he has become. Possibly, he is mormon, and already has various wives in state-funded welfare homes and trailer parks. He must get laid like ofter, with the shoes and the perfume and all. Also, he has a possible drug dependency, getting high on whatever he can, such as bleach and nyquill. His eyes always water from the drug use, hence use of tissues. The lu=cky guy got a high motabolism, though, so depite the fact that he eats really crappy food, he's in decent shape. The closest thing he has to a job is the occasional work as a builder, with the sandpaper and such, but my guess is that he sucks at this. He probably rapes people, and is a spouse abuser.
Do not allow her to marry him, or she'll be on welfare with three kids in about a week. Not to mention 297835789 bruises. Its a tough world out there, no need of him to make it any tougher.
Monday, September 22, 2003
what do I do when Im too tired to write?
Put in an interesting convo between me and caitlin, of course!!!
ThePhantomPhan: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
reDsparK 1 1: oh, dearie me
ThePhantomPhan: ghetto
reDsparK 1 1: hello!
ThePhantomPhan: MANOPOLY!
reDsparK 1 1: um
reDsparK 1 1: monopoly*
ThePhantomPhan: i hate you
reDsparK 1 1: I know
ThePhantomPhan: did i ever tell you your my hero
reDsparK 1 1: yeah
reDsparK 1 1: today
reDsparK 1 1: when I picked you up
ThePhantomPhan: is your back in infinate fire like the ddoms of hell?
reDsparK 1 1: no
reDsparK 1 1: should it be?
ThePhantomPhan: just cos im no feather bed?
reDsparK 1 1: no
ThePhantomPhan: muahahha
reDsparK 1 1: your more of that synthetic wool fiber type
ThePhantomPhan: muahahahahahahah....neon ligets and candy shops
reDsparK 1 1: I like neon in my candy
ThePhantomPhan: neon is tasty?
ThePhantomPhan: wait
ThePhantomPhan: thats not ment to be a question
ThePhantomPhan: yooooooouuuuuuuuu light up my life
reDsparK 1 1: I know
reDsparK 1 1: read my profile
reDsparK 1 1: you've told me before
reDsparK 1 1: send me ur E-Mail address
ThePhantomPhan: eh which?
reDsparK 1 1: yeats.....
ThePhantomPhan: yeats_grave@yahoo.com
reDsparK 1 1: grassy ass
ThePhantomPhan: up where?
reDsparK 1 1: ewe
reDsparK 1 1: read ur email
ThePhantomPhan: ok
reDsparK 1 1: heh heh
reDsparK 1 1: um
reDsparK 1 1: it got sent back to me
ThePhantomPhan: looser
ThePhantomPhan: oh yea
ThePhantomPhan: i forgot 94
reDsparK 1 1: you gave me the wrong one?
reDsparK 1 1: omg
reDsparK 1 1: send me the proper address
ThePhantomPhan: yeats_grave94@yahoo.com
ThePhantomPhan: looser me
reDsparK 1 1: okay
reDsparK 1 1: now read
ThePhantomPhan: kk
reDsparK 1 1: hehehe
ThePhantomPhan: i wub u
ThePhantomPhan: u wub me
ThePhantomPhan: we u habby bamily
reDsparK 1 1: barney's brains are in that tree
ThePhantomPhan: wib a greab big hub and a biss from be to boo
reDsparK 1 1: with a kinck nack patty wack, now the bomb goes boom!
ThePhantomPhan: bont bo say boo bove be bo
reDsparK 1 1: your body parts are all over the room!
reDsparK 1 1: heh heh
reDsparK 1 1: mine version rox
oh, yeah
arrg matey
Put in an interesting convo between me and caitlin, of course!!!
ThePhantomPhan: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
reDsparK 1 1: oh, dearie me
ThePhantomPhan: ghetto
reDsparK 1 1: hello!
ThePhantomPhan: MANOPOLY!
reDsparK 1 1: um
reDsparK 1 1: monopoly*
ThePhantomPhan: i hate you
reDsparK 1 1: I know
ThePhantomPhan: did i ever tell you your my hero
reDsparK 1 1: yeah
reDsparK 1 1: today
reDsparK 1 1: when I picked you up
ThePhantomPhan: is your back in infinate fire like the ddoms of hell?
reDsparK 1 1: no
reDsparK 1 1: should it be?
ThePhantomPhan: just cos im no feather bed?
reDsparK 1 1: no
ThePhantomPhan: muahahha
reDsparK 1 1: your more of that synthetic wool fiber type
ThePhantomPhan: muahahahahahahah....neon ligets and candy shops
reDsparK 1 1: I like neon in my candy
ThePhantomPhan: neon is tasty?
ThePhantomPhan: wait
ThePhantomPhan: thats not ment to be a question
ThePhantomPhan: yooooooouuuuuuuuu light up my life
reDsparK 1 1: I know
reDsparK 1 1: read my profile
reDsparK 1 1: you've told me before
reDsparK 1 1: send me ur E-Mail address
ThePhantomPhan: eh which?
reDsparK 1 1: yeats.....
ThePhantomPhan: yeats_grave@yahoo.com
reDsparK 1 1: grassy ass
ThePhantomPhan: up where?
reDsparK 1 1: ewe
reDsparK 1 1: read ur email
ThePhantomPhan: ok
reDsparK 1 1: heh heh
reDsparK 1 1: um
reDsparK 1 1: it got sent back to me
ThePhantomPhan: looser
ThePhantomPhan: oh yea
ThePhantomPhan: i forgot 94
reDsparK 1 1: you gave me the wrong one?
reDsparK 1 1: omg
reDsparK 1 1: send me the proper address
ThePhantomPhan: yeats_grave94@yahoo.com
ThePhantomPhan: looser me
reDsparK 1 1: okay
reDsparK 1 1: now read
ThePhantomPhan: kk
reDsparK 1 1: hehehe
ThePhantomPhan: i wub u
ThePhantomPhan: u wub me
ThePhantomPhan: we u habby bamily
reDsparK 1 1: barney's brains are in that tree
ThePhantomPhan: wib a greab big hub and a biss from be to boo
reDsparK 1 1: with a kinck nack patty wack, now the bomb goes boom!
ThePhantomPhan: bont bo say boo bove be bo
reDsparK 1 1: your body parts are all over the room!
reDsparK 1 1: heh heh
reDsparK 1 1: mine version rox
oh, yeah
arrg matey
Sunday, September 21, 2003
Too lazy to be creative.
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tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The
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porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef
but the wrod as a wlohe.
I can raed it, go me! I dseevre mad porps for bneig so inedbcliy samrt!
Did you know?...It is impossible to lick your elbow. yeah, I've heard that like 93185391508 times in my life, and yes, Ive tried
Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.so thats what this red stuff is!
Did you know?...Coca-Cola was originally green.well, putting cocaine in a soft drink probably has that effect...
Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.what, who sits on them? fat people?
Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.I've never seen that show...
Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contactwith extraterrestrials or their vehicles?oops....
Did you know?...Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. well, that sucks, huh?
Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. its okay though, since you make it up for them, eh?
Did you know?...The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. blaa blaa blaa
Did you know?...The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants. I am an elephant, and I resent that.
Did you know?...there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially malesI think a woman wrote this one
Did you know?... In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards. cats. I hate cats. It would scare me if a cat came to my house to deliver mail.
Did you know?... The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!someone was....busy....
Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.no, no, I'm thinking its like 5
Did you know?... Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virusoops again....
Did you know?...13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese...yummyI like cheese
Did you know?...The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.wow, they even beat some people I know...
Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?or you could buy a thermometer...
Did you know?...Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes. well, whats the point? its really dark down there. Spongebob has eyes, though...
Did you know?...Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.well, thats only when they are chemicaly combined, therefore changing the individual properties of the O and the H
Did you know?...Walt Disney's autograph bears no resemblance to the famous Disney logo he was also impotent. Bwahahahahahaha!thats nice...
Did you know?...The Dutch town of Leeuwarden can be spelled 225 different ways-
1. Leeuwaarden
2. Leewaarden
3. Leewarden
4. Leuwarden
5. leuwaardenn
6. Leuuwarrden......
224. Bradford
the dutch are appearentaly on crack...
Did you know?...Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then hehe...booom!
Did you know?...The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. horny horny man
Did you know?...Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. oh, good!
Did you know?...Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. So that explains why they all look like biggoted idiots
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
Did you know?...In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.good! Dever is the speaker of the House for OSBCTOY!
Did you know?...If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. what if the horse is jumping in the air and has no feet on the ground?
Did you know?...Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. hehe, more BOOM!
Did you know?...The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.good thing Im not a big chocolate eater...
Did you know?...101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie. that sucks...
Did you know?...To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.so what the hell did women swear on? someone elses testicles? youd like that...
Did you know?...You're most likely to win the National Lottery (UK) if you buy your ticket on a saturday rather than a wednesday. Because you are more likey to die before the number draw than win. huh? whats with that last statement? ::confused::
Did you know?... In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)what about an irishman? on a tuesday? with a gun?
Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just incase you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)no hablo espa?ol
Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....oh, I do that all the time
Did you know?...No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 timeswhat if you got a really, really big one?
Did you know?...The people who make school kitchens, also make electric chairs.so that explains why the food tries to electrocute me
Did you know?... The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. yum, protien
Did you know?..."Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.supercalafragilisticespialidocious
Did you know?...The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.I actually did know that
Did you know?...1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else......wait....theres 200 people in the Sophomore class at Mags....and....like 900 people at Mags...thats 4 and a half psychos at school and 1 in our class....::looks around suspiciously...who...who?
Did you know?...An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day. try I lose like 239853. I shed like a dog
Did you know?... All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00 (6.25 Euro) yeah, but I have a golden tooth, is that extra?
Did you know?...In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. so "shoot" then with your camera
Did you know?...You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a derranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare. damn that 2%
Did you know?...Bill "Four eyes" Gates has enough money to buy every house in Alaska, greedy bastard!but the question is....who would want to?
Did you know?...Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a yearthats because the stupid mexicans built it in the middle of the ocean- and we all know mexican workmanship is not the best
Did you know?...It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Next time you feel a sneeze coming try it!I did, in the car on the way home. ow.
Did you know?...The expression "to get fired" comes from long, long ago. When clans wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down. or the cult members were pyros
Did you know?...The word 'corr' actually means 'odd' in Irish. what does it mean in english?
Did you know?...Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". In English this means 'The City of Angels'la ciudad de los angeles- that means the city of angels.
Did you know?...In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar so now we know why caitlin and colleen took this language
yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
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Did you know?...It is impossible to lick your elbow. yeah, I've heard that like 93185391508 times in my life, and yes, Ive tried
Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.so thats what this red stuff is!
Did you know?...Coca-Cola was originally green.well, putting cocaine in a soft drink probably has that effect...
Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.what, who sits on them? fat people?
Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.I've never seen that show...
Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contactwith extraterrestrials or their vehicles?oops....
Did you know?...Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. well, that sucks, huh?
Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. its okay though, since you make it up for them, eh?
Did you know?...The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. blaa blaa blaa
Did you know?...The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants. I am an elephant, and I resent that.
Did you know?...there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially malesI think a woman wrote this one
Did you know?... In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards. cats. I hate cats. It would scare me if a cat came to my house to deliver mail.
Did you know?... The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!someone was....busy....
Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.no, no, I'm thinking its like 5
Did you know?... Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virusoops again....
Did you know?...13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese...yummyI like cheese
Did you know?...The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.wow, they even beat some people I know...
Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?or you could buy a thermometer...
Did you know?...Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes. well, whats the point? its really dark down there. Spongebob has eyes, though...
Did you know?...Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.well, thats only when they are chemicaly combined, therefore changing the individual properties of the O and the H
Did you know?...Walt Disney's autograph bears no resemblance to the famous Disney logo he was also impotent. Bwahahahahahaha!thats nice...
Did you know?...The Dutch town of Leeuwarden can be spelled 225 different ways-
1. Leeuwaarden
2. Leewaarden
3. Leewarden
4. Leuwarden
5. leuwaardenn
6. Leuuwarrden......
224. Bradford
the dutch are appearentaly on crack...
Did you know?...Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then hehe...booom!
Did you know?...The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. horny horny man
Did you know?...Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. oh, good!
Did you know?...Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. So that explains why they all look like biggoted idiots
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
Did you know?...In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.good! Dever is the speaker of the House for OSBCTOY!
Did you know?...If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. what if the horse is jumping in the air and has no feet on the ground?
Did you know?...Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. hehe, more BOOM!
Did you know?...The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.good thing Im not a big chocolate eater...
Did you know?...101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie. that sucks...
Did you know?...To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.so what the hell did women swear on? someone elses testicles? youd like that...
Did you know?...You're most likely to win the National Lottery (UK) if you buy your ticket on a saturday rather than a wednesday. Because you are more likey to die before the number draw than win. huh? whats with that last statement? ::confused::
Did you know?... In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)what about an irishman? on a tuesday? with a gun?
Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just incase you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)no hablo espa?ol
Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....oh, I do that all the time
Did you know?...No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 timeswhat if you got a really, really big one?
Did you know?...The people who make school kitchens, also make electric chairs.so that explains why the food tries to electrocute me
Did you know?... The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. yum, protien
Did you know?..."Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.supercalafragilisticespialidocious
Did you know?...The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.I actually did know that
Did you know?...1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else......wait....theres 200 people in the Sophomore class at Mags....and....like 900 people at Mags...thats 4 and a half psychos at school and 1 in our class....::looks around suspiciously...who...who?
Did you know?...An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day. try I lose like 239853. I shed like a dog
Did you know?... All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00 (6.25 Euro) yeah, but I have a golden tooth, is that extra?
Did you know?...In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. so "shoot" then with your camera
Did you know?...You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a derranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare. damn that 2%
Did you know?...Bill "Four eyes" Gates has enough money to buy every house in Alaska, greedy bastard!but the question is....who would want to?
Did you know?...Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a yearthats because the stupid mexicans built it in the middle of the ocean- and we all know mexican workmanship is not the best
Did you know?...It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Next time you feel a sneeze coming try it!I did, in the car on the way home. ow.
Did you know?...The expression "to get fired" comes from long, long ago. When clans wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down. or the cult members were pyros
Did you know?...The word 'corr' actually means 'odd' in Irish. what does it mean in english?
Did you know?...Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". In English this means 'The City of Angels'la ciudad de los angeles- that means the city of angels.
Did you know?...In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar so now we know why caitlin and colleen took this language
yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me