How to speak ghetto:
Laurenstrange123 [5:53 PM]: hey
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: sup homey G
Laurenstrange123 [5:54 PM]: for shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: there are no r's in ghetto
Laurenstrange123 [5:54 PM]: fo*
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: nor are there any th's
Laurenstrange123 [5:55 PM]: ok
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: th's are pronounced d and rs r silent
Laurenstrange123 [5:55 PM]: ooooooo
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: try to pronounce the following phrase in ghetto: "that was right cool"
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: "dat wuz ight coo"
Laurenstrange123 [5:56 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: your voice should inflect on the "coo"
Laurenstrange123 [5:56 PM]: im confused
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: I know
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: I'm trying to teach you how to speak ghetto
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: i know 1 phrase
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: fo shizzle?
Laurenstrange123 signed off at 5:57 PM
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: okay, so try this conversation:
Laurenstrange123 signed on at 5:57 PM
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: now im angry
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: y?
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: cuz AOL is wak?
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: yeah
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: fo sho
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: anyway
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: try the following conversation with sum1:
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: you: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: them: fo sho
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: fo shizzle
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: dcxzhvksfdpfichgvxc
Laurenstrange123 [5:59 PM]: ::dies::
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: you: yeah, man, it was off da chaine (be sure to accent the chain)
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: them: damn straight homey
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: and there you have it
Laurenstrange123 [5:59 PM]: oooooo
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: one full fledged ghetto convo
oh, yes. this is coming from a white girl who lives in the cleveland suburbs; you know it girl! (or guy, but I dont think any of those read this)
Thursday, September 04, 2003
Wednesday, September 03, 2003
Well at least I got to wear the boots today, eh?
So, anyway, how stupid do you need to be to do the same mistake twice?
Just like last year.
I shit you not.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm so mad at myself.
Excuse me while I wallow in self-depreciation.
And look up that word in the dictionary.
I hate safety town.
I'm doing it again next year, just to piss them off.
Heh Heh
~aye
So, anyway, how stupid do you need to be to do the same mistake twice?
Just like last year.
I shit you not.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm so mad at myself.
Excuse me while I wallow in self-depreciation.
And look up that word in the dictionary.
I hate safety town.
I'm doing it again next year, just to piss them off.
Heh Heh
~aye
Tuesday, September 02, 2003
So I have shout outs now and my life is complete.
Yeah, Mrs. McMahon, that woman. Didn't listen to one word we said.
Did I mention that she randomly upped my meeting to today? It's like she knew about the combat boots or something.
So, despite the fact that we (Colleen and I) tried to give her a more objective point of view on the issue, or at least say our side of the story, she pretty much said, "well, you're kids and Officer Anna is a policewoman and she would never lie"
Heh, right.
Not to be cliche or naive (not that I can spell either of those words) but its so not fair.
I'm just a kid and I know that its not fair
Cause I'm alone in the world
And nobody cares
(okay, so I don't really know that song, but still, I tried)
Shoot me in the face
Gag me with a sock
Beat me over the head with a lead pipe
Die officer Anna.
If you'd kindly excuse me, I have Algebra II homework to attend to.
(Doesn't it look so much cooler with the Roman numerals?)
yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
(hey, you gotta figure they never had to do sophomore service)
Yeah, Mrs. McMahon, that woman. Didn't listen to one word we said.
Did I mention that she randomly upped my meeting to today? It's like she knew about the combat boots or something.
So, despite the fact that we (Colleen and I) tried to give her a more objective point of view on the issue, or at least say our side of the story, she pretty much said, "well, you're kids and Officer Anna is a policewoman and she would never lie"
Heh, right.
Not to be cliche or naive (not that I can spell either of those words) but its so not fair.
I'm just a kid and I know that its not fair
Cause I'm alone in the world
And nobody cares
(okay, so I don't really know that song, but still, I tried)
Shoot me in the face
Gag me with a sock
Beat me over the head with a lead pipe
Die officer Anna.
If you'd kindly excuse me, I have Algebra II homework to attend to.
(Doesn't it look so much cooler with the Roman numerals?)
yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
(hey, you gotta figure they never had to do sophomore service)
Monday, September 01, 2003
devs914aar [6:02 PM]: The mama pajama rolled out of bed
D
And ran to the police station
E
When the papa found out he began to shout
A
And started the investigation
E
It was against the law
A
It was against the law
E
What the mama saw
A
It was against the law
devs914aar [6:02 PM]: Mama looked down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
And papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick'em in the house of detention"
D
Well, I'm on my way
A
I don't know where I'm goin'
D
I'm on my way
A B7 E
I'm takin' my time but I don't know where
D G A
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
A G D E A D A
And see you me and Julio down by the school yard
A G D E A D A E
See you me and Julio down by the school yard
devs914aar [6:03 PM]: Whoa, in a couple of days the come to take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest come to get me released
We's all on the cover of Newsweek
Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way
I'm takin' my time but I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
And see you me and Julio down by the school yard
See you me and Julio down by the school yard
Okay, maybe the song did exist......
but not that "gently noddin your head" one.
~arrg, matey
D
And ran to the police station
E
When the papa found out he began to shout
A
And started the investigation
E
It was against the law
A
It was against the law
E
What the mama saw
A
It was against the law
devs914aar [6:02 PM]: Mama looked down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
And papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick'em in the house of detention"
D
Well, I'm on my way
A
I don't know where I'm goin'
D
I'm on my way
A B7 E
I'm takin' my time but I don't know where
D G A
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
A G D E A D A
And see you me and Julio down by the school yard
A G D E A D A E
See you me and Julio down by the school yard
devs914aar [6:03 PM]: Whoa, in a couple of days the come to take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest come to get me released
We's all on the cover of Newsweek
Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way
I'm takin' my time but I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
And see you me and Julio down by the school yard
See you me and Julio down by the school yard
Okay, maybe the song did exist......
but not that "gently noddin your head" one.
~arrg, matey
RedSpark11 [5:28 PM]: guess what
Auto response from devs914aar [5:28 PM]: Y did the chicken x the road?
Saddam Hussein:This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ernest Hemingway:To die. In the rain. Alone.
RedSpark11 [5:28 PM]: my meeting is on picture day
RedSpark11 [5:28 PM]: Im wearing my scariest clothes
devs914aar [5:37 PM]: congradulations
devs914aar [5:37 PM]: i am so sick
devs914aar [5:37 PM]: i cannot stop coughing
RedSpark11 [5:37 PM]: y r u sick?
devs914aar [5:38 PM]: i have had a cough since tuesday the first day of school
RedSpark11 [5:38 PM]: oh, poor baby
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: i no u dont care but i thought i would share
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: i got tons on the prince and all quiet
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: of info*
RedSpark11 [5:39 PM]: I care, I just think u ought to suck it up, because we have a lot of work to do this week
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: i kno we can do it
RedSpark11 [5:39 PM]: heh heh
RedSpark11 [5:39 PM]: picture day
RedSpark11 [5:40 PM]: pretty clothes
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: i got some meds
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: they should kick in soon
RedSpark11 [5:40 PM]: so Im thinking : dark jean skirt, black top, combat boots and dog tags?
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: y not
RedSpark11 [5:40 PM]: for the interview with mrs mcmahon
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: i think u should not look bad though but wat ever
devs914aar [5:41 PM]: i wanta prove her wrong
RedSpark11 [5:41 PM]: exa tly
RedSpark11 [5:42 PM]: no one is excessively disagreeing with a girl in combat boots
devs914aar [5:42 PM]: i dont want to go last
devs914aar [5:42 PM]: but i have too
RedSpark11 [5:42 PM]: lol
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: hopefully Ill have made a little clearing by then
devs914aar [5:43 PM]: is our history test easy or scantron?
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: essay
devs914aar [5:43 PM]: we will c
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: two for each book
devs914aar [5:43 PM]: what?
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: they r like "what you learned from this book" things
RedSpark11 [5:44 PM]: see, Im thinking the outfit will work b/c I want her to know Im not going to do anything to impress her
devs914aar [5:46 PM]: thats good so the questions are opion
devs914aar [5:46 PM]: opinion*
devs914aar [5:47 PM]: ???????
RedSpark11 [5:47 PM]: um
devs914aar [5:47 PM]: no
RedSpark11 [5:47 PM]: opinion, but we'll prolly have to cite from the book
devs914aar [5:47 PM]: oh ok i got 20 pages on each book
RedSpark11 [5:48 PM]: about?
RedSpark11 [5:48 PM]: spark notes?
devs914aar [5:48 PM]: yeah
RedSpark11 [5:49 PM]: okay, btw, explain to me again y u cant get a ride to school with me?
devs914aar [5:49 PM]: my mom wants to take me and i need to sleep in to try to get rid of the cough
RedSpark11 [5:49 PM]: ahhhhh
RedSpark11 [5:50 PM]: but y cant we be seen together just b/c of mrs mcmahon?
RedSpark11 [5:50 PM]: b/c I dont think we should let her change our lives b/c of some stupid sophomore service discord
devs914aar [5:50 PM]: my mom does not think it would b great if the four of us went runnijng though the halls together
devs914aar [5:50 PM]: but everything we do out of school is fine
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: thats gay
devs914aar [5:51 PM]: wat
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: we cant just let her stop making us be friends
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: and we dont "run through the halls together"
devs914aar [5:51 PM]: i no
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: its not like we terrorize the school or anything
devs914aar [5:51 PM]: i no
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: I never see the four of you at the same time
devs914aar [5:52 PM]: we need to plan my bday someday too
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: katie in soccer, algebra, chem
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: u in spanish
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: colly in lunch
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: its not like we all sit in a pow wow and summon evil spirits
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: okay, bad example
devs914aar [5:52 PM]: well she might think that
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: but colleen doesnt hardly know katie even
devs914aar [5:53 PM]: thats the thing too
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: and I dont spend anytime out of school with katie
devs914aar [5:53 PM]: mcmahon does not kno that
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: nor do you for that matter
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: well I dont care what she knows
devs914aar [5:53 PM]: some times she is with anne RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: maybe if she learned she';d know that annas a lying you know what
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: yeah, but its not like we spend every weekend together or else
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: I spend more time with spi and caitlin anne than I do with you
devs914aar [5:54 PM]: i cannot think of wat we did to tik her off
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: neither can I
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: onbe day
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: one day we talked
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: and suddenly we are evil rapists
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: MORE LIKE ZACH RAPED ME
devs914aar [5:54 PM]: it is like we raped the free world
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: hehe
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: that be a fun phrase to use
devs914aar [5:55 PM]: or sold drugs with julio down by the school yard
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: who's julio?
devs914aar [5:55 PM]: in the wwords of tyson ritter mrs. mcmahon it like we raped the free world
devs914aar [5:55 PM]: she would b like ur boy friend?
devs914aar [5:56 PM]: lol
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: she?
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: oklayyyyyyyyyyyy
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: what r my goals for honors world history
devs914aar [5:56 PM]: julio is from the song about selling drugs it is called me and julio down by the school yard
devs914aar [5:57 PM]: my goals to learn and shit like that
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: is that another song you made up in your head?
devs914aar [5:57 PM]: no i will get the lyrics
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: okay
devs914aar [5:57 PM]: a song from the 60s
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: okay
SOOOOOOOOOOOO, here arethe questionsfor discussion:
1) Should Devie, colleen, Katie, and I stop hanging out together? Hang out more to defy the leaders? Or just act like nothing's different?
I'm thinking hang out like normal, but make an effort to show that we are about as rebellious (in school anyway) as a shicken with is head cut off.
2)What should I wear for picture day on my meeting w/ Mrs. McMaon?
I kinda like my idea, but E-Mail or IM me with suggestions (or sout out if I can work them)
3) Do the songs in Dever' head exist?
Probably not. I'll have to talk to caitlin for shizzle.
4) What are my goals for Honors World History?
Um, I might have to work that out on my own..............
5) Will I pass the test on the prince, which I just finished reading an hour ago?
Probably pass, but not ace.
well, someone tell me what to do about all this, before I start the second civil war.
::evil::
yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
Auto response from devs914aar [5:28 PM]: Y did the chicken x the road?
Saddam Hussein:This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ernest Hemingway:To die. In the rain. Alone.
RedSpark11 [5:28 PM]: my meeting is on picture day
RedSpark11 [5:28 PM]: Im wearing my scariest clothes
devs914aar [5:37 PM]: congradulations
devs914aar [5:37 PM]: i am so sick
devs914aar [5:37 PM]: i cannot stop coughing
RedSpark11 [5:37 PM]: y r u sick?
devs914aar [5:38 PM]: i have had a cough since tuesday the first day of school
RedSpark11 [5:38 PM]: oh, poor baby
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: i no u dont care but i thought i would share
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: i got tons on the prince and all quiet
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: of info*
RedSpark11 [5:39 PM]: I care, I just think u ought to suck it up, because we have a lot of work to do this week
devs914aar [5:39 PM]: i kno we can do it
RedSpark11 [5:39 PM]: heh heh
RedSpark11 [5:39 PM]: picture day
RedSpark11 [5:40 PM]: pretty clothes
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: i got some meds
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: they should kick in soon
RedSpark11 [5:40 PM]: so Im thinking : dark jean skirt, black top, combat boots and dog tags?
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: y not
RedSpark11 [5:40 PM]: for the interview with mrs mcmahon
devs914aar [5:40 PM]: i think u should not look bad though but wat ever
devs914aar [5:41 PM]: i wanta prove her wrong
RedSpark11 [5:41 PM]: exa tly
RedSpark11 [5:42 PM]: no one is excessively disagreeing with a girl in combat boots
devs914aar [5:42 PM]: i dont want to go last
devs914aar [5:42 PM]: but i have too
RedSpark11 [5:42 PM]: lol
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: hopefully Ill have made a little clearing by then
devs914aar [5:43 PM]: is our history test easy or scantron?
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: essay
devs914aar [5:43 PM]: we will c
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: two for each book
devs914aar [5:43 PM]: what?
RedSpark11 [5:43 PM]: they r like "what you learned from this book" things
RedSpark11 [5:44 PM]: see, Im thinking the outfit will work b/c I want her to know Im not going to do anything to impress her
devs914aar [5:46 PM]: thats good so the questions are opion
devs914aar [5:46 PM]: opinion*
devs914aar [5:47 PM]: ???????
RedSpark11 [5:47 PM]: um
devs914aar [5:47 PM]: no
RedSpark11 [5:47 PM]: opinion, but we'll prolly have to cite from the book
devs914aar [5:47 PM]: oh ok i got 20 pages on each book
RedSpark11 [5:48 PM]: about?
RedSpark11 [5:48 PM]: spark notes?
devs914aar [5:48 PM]: yeah
RedSpark11 [5:49 PM]: okay, btw, explain to me again y u cant get a ride to school with me?
devs914aar [5:49 PM]: my mom wants to take me and i need to sleep in to try to get rid of the cough
RedSpark11 [5:49 PM]: ahhhhh
RedSpark11 [5:50 PM]: but y cant we be seen together just b/c of mrs mcmahon?
RedSpark11 [5:50 PM]: b/c I dont think we should let her change our lives b/c of some stupid sophomore service discord
devs914aar [5:50 PM]: my mom does not think it would b great if the four of us went runnijng though the halls together
devs914aar [5:50 PM]: but everything we do out of school is fine
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: thats gay
devs914aar [5:51 PM]: wat
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: we cant just let her stop making us be friends
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: and we dont "run through the halls together"
devs914aar [5:51 PM]: i no
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: its not like we terrorize the school or anything
devs914aar [5:51 PM]: i no
RedSpark11 [5:51 PM]: I never see the four of you at the same time
devs914aar [5:52 PM]: we need to plan my bday someday too
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: katie in soccer, algebra, chem
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: u in spanish
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: colly in lunch
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: its not like we all sit in a pow wow and summon evil spirits
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: okay, bad example
devs914aar [5:52 PM]: well she might think that
RedSpark11 [5:52 PM]: but colleen doesnt hardly know katie even
devs914aar [5:53 PM]: thats the thing too
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: and I dont spend anytime out of school with katie
devs914aar [5:53 PM]: mcmahon does not kno that
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: nor do you for that matter
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: well I dont care what she knows
devs914aar [5:53 PM]: some times she is with anne RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: maybe if she learned she';d know that annas a lying you know what
RedSpark11 [5:53 PM]: yeah, but its not like we spend every weekend together or else
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: I spend more time with spi and caitlin anne than I do with you
devs914aar [5:54 PM]: i cannot think of wat we did to tik her off
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: neither can I
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: onbe day
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: one day we talked
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: and suddenly we are evil rapists
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: MORE LIKE ZACH RAPED ME
devs914aar [5:54 PM]: it is like we raped the free world
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: hehe
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: that be a fun phrase to use
devs914aar [5:55 PM]: or sold drugs with julio down by the school yard
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: who's julio?
devs914aar [5:55 PM]: in the wwords of tyson ritter mrs. mcmahon it like we raped the free world
devs914aar [5:55 PM]: she would b like ur boy friend?
devs914aar [5:56 PM]: lol
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: she?
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: oklayyyyyyyyyyyy
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: what r my goals for honors world history
devs914aar [5:56 PM]: julio is from the song about selling drugs it is called me and julio down by the school yard
devs914aar [5:57 PM]: my goals to learn and shit like that
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: is that another song you made up in your head?
devs914aar [5:57 PM]: no i will get the lyrics
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: okay
devs914aar [5:57 PM]: a song from the 60s
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: okay
SOOOOOOOOOOOO, here arethe questionsfor discussion:
1) Should Devie, colleen, Katie, and I stop hanging out together? Hang out more to defy the leaders? Or just act like nothing's different?
I'm thinking hang out like normal, but make an effort to show that we are about as rebellious (in school anyway) as a shicken with is head cut off.
2)What should I wear for picture day on my meeting w/ Mrs. McMaon?
I kinda like my idea, but E-Mail or IM me with suggestions (or sout out if I can work them)
3) Do the songs in Dever' head exist?
Probably not. I'll have to talk to caitlin for shizzle.
4) What are my goals for Honors World History?
Um, I might have to work that out on my own..............
5) Will I pass the test on the prince, which I just finished reading an hour ago?
Probably pass, but not ace.
well, someone tell me what to do about all this, before I start the second civil war.
::evil::
yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me