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Did you know?...It is impossible to lick your elbow. yeah, I've heard that like 93185391508 times in my life, and yes, Ive tried
Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.so thats what this red stuff is!

Did you know?...Coca-Cola was originally green.well, putting cocaine in a soft drink probably has that effect...

Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.what, who sits on them? fat people?

Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.I've never seen that show...

Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contactwith extraterrestrials or their vehicles?oops....

Did you know?...Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. well, that sucks, huh?

Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. its okay though, since you make it up for them, eh?

Did you know?...The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. blaa blaa blaa

Did you know?...The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants. I am an elephant, and I resent that.

Did you know?...there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially malesI think a woman wrote this one

Did you know?... In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards. cats. I hate cats. It would scare me if a cat came to my house to deliver mail.

Did you know?... The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!someone was....busy....

Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.no, no, I'm thinking its like 5

Did you know?... Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virusoops again....

Did you know?...13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese...yummyI like cheese

Did you know?...The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.wow, they even beat some people I know...

Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?or you could buy a thermometer...

Did you know?...Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes. well, whats the point? its really dark down there. Spongebob has eyes, though...

Did you know?...Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.well, thats only when they are chemicaly combined, therefore changing the individual properties of the O and the H

Did you know?...Walt Disney's autograph bears no resemblance to the famous Disney logo he was also impotent. Bwahahahahahaha!thats nice...

Did you know?...The Dutch town of Leeuwarden can be spelled 225 different ways-

1. Leeuwaarden
2. Leewaarden
3. Leewarden
4. Leuwarden
5. leuwaardenn
6. Leuuwarrden......
224. Bradford
the dutch are appearentaly on crack...
Did you know?...Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then hehe...booom!

Did you know?...The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. horny horny man

Did you know?...Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. oh, good!

Did you know?...Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. So that explains why they all look like biggoted idiots

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs - Alexander the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Did you know?...In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.good! Dever is the speaker of the House for OSBCTOY!

Did you know?...If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. what if the horse is jumping in the air and has no feet on the ground?

Did you know?...Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. hehe, more BOOM!

Did you know?...The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.good thing Im not a big chocolate eater...

Did you know?...101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie. that sucks...

Did you know?...To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.so what the hell did women swear on? someone elses testicles? youd like that...

Did you know?...You're most likely to win the National Lottery (UK) if you buy your ticket on a saturday rather than a wednesday. Because you are more likey to die before the number draw than win. huh? whats with that last statement? ::confused::

Did you know?... In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)what about an irishman? on a tuesday? with a gun?

Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just incase you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)no hablo espa?ol

Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....oh, I do that all the time

Did you know?...No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 timeswhat if you got a really, really big one?

Did you know?...The people who make school kitchens, also make electric chairs.so that explains why the food tries to electrocute me

Did you know?... The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. yum, protien

Did you know?..."Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.supercalafragilisticespialidocious

Did you know?...The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.I actually did know that

Did you know?...1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else......wait....theres 200 people in the Sophomore class at Mags....and....like 900 people at Mags...thats 4 and a half psychos at school and 1 in our class....::looks around suspiciously...who...who?

Did you know?...An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day. try I lose like 239853. I shed like a dog

Did you know?... All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00 (6.25 Euro) yeah, but I have a golden tooth, is that extra?

Did you know?...In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. so "shoot" then with your camera

Did you know?...You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a derranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare. damn that 2%

Did you know?...Bill "Four eyes" Gates has enough money to buy every house in Alaska, greedy bastard!but the question is....who would want to?

Did you know?...Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a yearthats because the stupid mexicans built it in the middle of the ocean- and we all know mexican workmanship is not the best

Did you know?...It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Next time you feel a sneeze coming try it!I did, in the car on the way home. ow.

Did you know?...The expression "to get fired" comes from long, long ago. When clans wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down. or the cult members were pyros

Did you know?...The word 'corr' actually means 'odd' in Irish. what does it mean in english?

Did you know?...Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". In English this means 'The City of Angels'la ciudad de los angeles- that means the city of angels.

Did you know?...In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar so now we know why caitlin and colleen took this language

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me