How to speak ghetto:
Laurenstrange123 [5:53 PM]: hey
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: sup homey G
Laurenstrange123 [5:54 PM]: for shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: there are no r's in ghetto
Laurenstrange123 [5:54 PM]: fo*
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: nor are there any th's
Laurenstrange123 [5:55 PM]: ok
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: th's are pronounced d and rs r silent
Laurenstrange123 [5:55 PM]: ooooooo
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: try to pronounce the following phrase in ghetto: "that was right cool"
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: "dat wuz ight coo"
Laurenstrange123 [5:56 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: your voice should inflect on the "coo"
Laurenstrange123 [5:56 PM]: im confused
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: I know
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: I'm trying to teach you how to speak ghetto
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: i know 1 phrase
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: fo shizzle?
Laurenstrange123 signed off at 5:57 PM
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: okay, so try this conversation:
Laurenstrange123 signed on at 5:57 PM
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: now im angry
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: y?
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: cuz AOL is wak?
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: yeah
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: fo sho
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: anyway
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: try the following conversation with sum1:
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: you: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: them: fo sho
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: fo shizzle
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: dcxzhvksfdpfichgvxc
Laurenstrange123 [5:59 PM]: ::dies::
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: you: yeah, man, it was off da chaine (be sure to accent the chain)
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: them: damn straight homey
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: and there you have it
Laurenstrange123 [5:59 PM]: oooooo
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: one full fledged ghetto convo

oh, yes. this is coming from a white girl who lives in the cleveland suburbs; you know it girl! (or guy, but I dont think any of those read this)