::kills soccer::
cannot go to OSBCTOY meeting this weekend
::stabs soccer's unmoving body::
Can't go to stiegy's party on Friday
::takes soccer's skin and makes a coat out of it::
can't have a life this weekend
::cook's soccer's intestines in a stew and eats them::
Die, soccer, die!
::soccer is resurected and takes my immortal soul to be sacrificed to the soccer demon::
(aka eileen)
blaa
~arrrrrrrrrrg