Okay, well, let me try to continue writing about Spiderman to you.
Right, well, so today I watched a lot of TV, and we have like every imaginable TV station, including like 12 different HBOs. And on HBO 2, Spiderman was on, so I watched it. Wow, do I have several comments on that movie.
Okay, first of all, who would not notice a random spider crawling on their hand? If I were taking a picture of someone, and the spider started crawling on me, it would take me about .005 seconds to fling my hand away from me, thus sending the spider reeling off my hand, minus about 50% of its intestinal organs. I would not, however, fail to notice it until after it sunk its meaty claws/fangs/teeth/whatever they're called into my flesh, then send it flying away. Which isn't even possible b/c the spider was definately in the process of biting, and that makes it pretty much impossible for it to fly off. At, least, if I had my teeth dug into sum1's skin (don't ask me why I would...) it wouldn't be that easy to get rid of me.'
Oh, and is it just me, or would it absolutely suck to go out with a random superhero? They'd always be bsy saving the world, they'd never have time for you. And you'd always get kidnapped and held ransom by the bad guy in order to try to either bribe te hero away from the powers of good or to distract him while you take over the world. (Which, to me, seems pretty stupid and useless. Who would want to take over the world? I mean you'd be in charge of six billion people. Wouldn't it get old? "I want trade embargos" "I want peace among the borders" "I want the right to smugle drugs across the continet" "I want shelter b/c mine was ruined in a hurricane" "I want food, damn it!" Wouldn't you just get sick of all the complaining?) And everytime you were having moments alone, some old woman would scream, and ur b/f (or I suppose g/f if thats the case) would have to run off and save them.
And does anyone else notice that Tobey McGuire (is that how its spelled?) seems a lttle stalkerish? Like, he's always there...and that 'spider sence' crap just isn't logical. What sence do spiders have, honestly?
Oh, and I would so kill anyone who tried to save my life, but let all the little kids die. I mean, not that I like little kids, but still, its like, save one person or save 20 people? Hm.... tough choice. I don't care if its you're "one true love" and all that shit- any guy who would be selfish enough to save only the person he likes and not the innocent children deserves a good can of woop-ass. And when Kristen Dunst lets go of the cable and grabs the cable cr, does anyone else notice that the momentum of that fall would quite possibly kill her, or at the very least rip out her arm sockets? Although, even though I'm not the dedicated girlfriend type, I have to admit it would be really cool to be hanging from a suspention cable over some river. I know I wouldn't be all whiney/cowery like Kristen Dunst (or MJ or whatever) was. I'd be like, "hell yeah, this is fun!" Plus, doesn't she realize that Spiderman and Peter Parker have the same voice? I guess she's deaf or something.
Okay, thats enough. It better post this time, b/c I do not want to have to type that again. It's prolly filled with typos- sry, blogger sumtimes randomly doesn't type letters. Not that it matters- its no like anyone else reads this.

I wonder what its like to be a sup-er-he-ro. I wonder where I'd go if I could fly around downtown? From some other planet bla bla bla yellow sun. Boy I'd bet my friends would all be...stunned...they're stunned...
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