*note: read previous post*
So, its now officially the new year! Prospero año! (something like have a prosperous year) (or maybe a phosphorus year...)(chem class)
So, Jason Mraz was on ABC Dick Clark new year thingy. yup yup. (did I mention that guy is like frikin' immortal?) and aboot 12 minutes before New Year, the sound on our TV turned to static. yup yup. Didn't get to hear Jason Mraz. yup yup. ::is pissed::
Now, the sounds back, but everyone is in technocolor. Like, the people are blue and green and fucia. Its cool.
An omen, perhaps? A symbol? We may not yet know....
(been reading that book a tad too much)
and so begins the 2004th year.....well, kinda.
Did I mention I failed my driver's test? ::bitter::
I HATE POLICE OFFICERS.
okay, Im better now.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
(this year and every year)

::realizes last post/shout outs may be a tad confusing::
So, Elizabeth got this book "Solving the mysteries of Harry Potter" or something to that idea... it was written between the 4th and the 5th book during the oodles of time J.K. had. It poses interesting questions that could possibly twist into a HUGE plot twisty thing. And They also wrote one for after book 5 (though it isnt nearly as thourough). But the book 5 one only asks the questions and mentions clues- the otehr one (that Elizabeth has) gives like a plot summary and the exact line for the clues (for mine, you actually need the book with you to look stuff up)
Let me tell you- there is some saweeeeet shit in those there books! ::ghetto:: Like....Lupin is dead. And Snapes a member of the undead- but is he on our side or theirs?
(hehe)
Today, Elizabeth and Dever and I perused the mall. 'Twas fun, except that I got tricked into purchasing a sophomore dance dress. (Tis black with this like stippy thing of pink material w/ black polka-dots on it)(like anyone cares) However, it was stupid of me to buy this- I forgot that I didn't want to go to the dance, nor did I have a date. Nor am I to be able to procure a date. ::sulks:: So what the hell am I to do with the dress? Anyone oot there want it?
Ahhhh! I'm so mad. They talked me into buying it on purpose- now I hhave to go to the damn thing.
Family is over. Mumsy just slammed me into this room so I couldn't hear them talking of me and other "adult" things. (::feels like Harry in OoP) I hate the holidays. Still.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
(yup-still)

Harry Potter=Amrazingness

I'm gonna write you a letter, I'm gonna write you a book...

Oye, not much goes on here, but it is nearly christmas time! ::almost excited:: Bah-humbag. I hate last minute christmas shopping. Normally Im a tad more efficient, but what with being sick and all my make up work and all, I haven't a chance until now to shop. I really haven't even finished yet, but so be it. sucks to be moi!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Saturday- Lord of the rings: fellowship of the rings is on ALL DAY
Sunday- LOTR: Two towers is on ALL day
Monday- GOING TO SEE LOTR: return of the king!
::tries to contain excitement, but can't::
Orlando Bloom continues to be hot in a totally unattainable way.

My birthday is in TWO days! Too bad I happen to know its going to suck. I can feel it in my bones. Well, I shall make it fun, dammit.
yeah. right.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me!!!!!!!!!!! (still!)

See, I'm all about those words...over numbers...unencumbered numbered words....

Some Jason Mraz rolling through my head today- thanks a bunch, Shannon.
Currently, I am downloading a new "file-sharing" program so that I may enjoy the gift of new music. (I'm getting rather bored with my old KaZaA files)
ooo, its done!
But its not loading.......
I hate Spam
OKay......'tis working now... but what song to download? I suppose we'll start with the above listed one- perhaps if I listen to it over and over again, it'll get out of my head. Yeah, right. In addition, I need something better to write aboot.
Caitlins all deep an stuff with her blog. I wish I were, sometimes. Well, I suppose on occasion I am, however, right now I'm not because I can't think of anything becasue I;'m stupid like that. This thing is making the computer odd. More later.
Yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

Please read the previous entry to understand this randomness (oh, and I thought that the "c" in tricia's font was an "e", so I was confused)

RedSpark11 [9:46 PM]: thats me in the corner
Tricia [9:46 PM]: great song
RedSpark11 [9:46 PM]: thats me in the spotlight
RedSpark11 [9:46 PM]: its very Theology, Im thinking
RedSpark11 [9:46 PM]: Im thinking that it might have to be the song when its my turn to do the prayer service
Tricia [9:46 PM]: lol
Tricia [9:47 PM]: we're doin it this week
RedSpark11 [9:47 PM]: cuz its deep, yo
Tricia [9:47 PM]: i forgot to tell u
RedSpark11 [9:47 PM]: whos we?
Tricia [9:47 PM]: u, me, cpo, and... someone else
RedSpark11 [9:47 PM]: is it "we" as in tricia's group?
RedSpark11 [9:47 PM]: epo....?
RedSpark11 [9:47 PM]: me, u, epo?
RedSpark11 [9:47 PM]: whats a epo?
Tricia [9:47 PM]: colleen
RedSpark11 [9:47 PM]: really?
RedSpark11 [9:48 PM]: OO OO
RedSpark11 [9:48 PM]: LETS DO THAT SONG
RedSpark11 [9:48 PM]: LETS DO IT
RedSpark11 [9:48 PM]: REM REM REM
RedSpark11 [9:48 PM]: its deep
RedSpark11 [9:48 PM]: although, I suppose they have themes, eh?
Tricia [9:48 PM]: yeha we can put it all together
Tricia [9:48 PM]: about loss and turning back to god or sumthin
RedSpark11 [9:49 PM]: losing my religion
RedSpark11 [9:49 PM]: perfect
RedSpark11 [9:49 PM]: it can be a "before" song
RedSpark11 [9:49 PM]: when we turn "away" from god
RedSpark11 [9:49 PM]: hey, wait a minute
RedSpark11 [9:49 PM]: is oberst trying to tell us something?
Tricia [9:50 PM]: yes
Tricia [9:50 PM]: lol
RedSpark11 [9:50 PM]: lol
RedSpark11 [9:50 PM]: damn her
RedSpark11 [9:50 PM]: anyhoo
RedSpark11 [9:50 PM]: I thought she said she picked the groups "randomly"
RedSpark11 [9:51 PM]: u me an colleen in a group isnt very random to moi
Tricia [9:51 PM]: well rachel capistrano was leaving thursday
Tricia [9:51 PM]: so colleen volunteered to take her place
RedSpark11 [9:51 PM]: was she supposed to b the otehr person?
RedSpark11 [9:51 PM]: ahhhhhhhhh
RedSpark11 [9:51 PM]: now its less random
RedSpark11 [9:51 PM]: but , still
RedSpark11 [9:51 PM]: I resent her for trying to give us hints
Tricia [9:52 PM]: haha it was ur idea
Tricia [9:52 PM]: we have to find out what the theme is though
RedSpark11 [9:52 PM]: okie
RedSpark11 [9:52 PM]: this could be fun
RedSpark11 [9:52 PM]: we can mess with a lot of minds this way
Tricia [9:53 PM]: hehe
Tricia [9:53 PM]: yes!
Tricia [9:53 PM]: sublminal message theory!
RedSpark11 [9:53 PM]: it smells like teen spirit!
RedSpark11 [9:53 PM]: yes!
RedSpark11 [9:53 PM]: warp the masses
RedSpark11 [9:53 PM]: delude them
Tricia [9:53 PM]: lol
RedSpark11 [9:54 PM]: okie, well, I should go........sleep......though Im not tired......hmmm

Okay......well, it is my assumption that this still won't post.....and of course all the shoutouts seem to have died.....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO........there's something I'm wanting to write aboot, but if I do I'll ruin christmas for a very special someone oot there ::winks at caitlin::
So, instead I'll write aboot being sick:
It was very boring.
And indeed, it was. I spent a lot of time watching music videos, since my brain didn't really have the attention span for movies, and TV shows (besides Early Edition) give me headaches cuz I dont know who anyone is in them. So, I've seen aboot 837589137587136 music videos. Of course, the ones I really want to see, I do not, but rather they INCESSANTLY play severaly videos, of which I shall list:
No Doubt- Its my life
Any given Cristina Aguleria song
OutKast- Hey Ya
Here without you....by those people......I can't think of them now
Nelly Fertado- Say what you want
White Flag- Dido
There were also several times when I saw "One" by U2, which is odd, as that's a rather old song of theirs.
HOWEVER....the following music videos were NOT played enough (or at all) for my veiwing pleasure:
Unwell- Matchbox 20
The Remedy- Jason Mraz
Drops of Jupiter- Train
and that song I hear all the time on the radio, but know nothing aboot.

I should go now, but first, I chooses to be Caitlin-like and place upon this entry a song which I have come to enjoy after my long time doing nothing but listening to music:
Losing My Religion

Life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

hehe, I like it.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
(yes, still)

GOD ABOVE, WHY WONT YOU POST?

bloggers a butt

See, here I am, really really sick, and for aboot a week I haven't been able to think, but now I'm so ill, but at least I can think, so here I am, posting.
Now, mind you, I've been having deep, pensive like thoughts for almost this whole time I've been sick. (nome, I lied, just for aboot a day and a half) but I cannot formulate proper thoughts for the life of me, so basically, I'm just going to sit here and complain aboot how I am useless.
AHHHHHHH! I really hate being sick. Even though I think Im starting to get over it. Starting. And I've missed school almost everyday this week- I haven't even been to American lit, and only to Spanish cuz I knew Sra. Chahda was probably pissed that I've missed her class all week. I HATE MISSING SCHOOL! Not to mention, our huge history test was today, and I couldnt take it...not that I would have anyway, because my brain is aboot as functional as (I believe) a cantaloupe? Yes, I seem to recollect that from Algebra last......yesterday.
And now, because there is nothing else to do, I am going to practice typing without looking (I did that sentance, eh?)
okaym no backspacing,,...... hehehem, wellm this isnt too beaxzxcss. okaym I was tyinfg ro tuype cxz omf! v no,....v........bas..........va........bad!!!!!!!!!!!!! yup! bexc...........no.,................I SUCK AT THIS! heh heh.......funny, I tuyped, that eight....rith,,,,,,rigjht,,,,,, ohgmadgjhbjklwreagjkabr
SCREW THIS im lookiing.
notice that I couls typed.......oh, frick

::leaving::

So, I've spent most of the day either sleeping or watching Gladiator- did you know that some of the music in there sounds EXACTLY like Pirates of the Carribean? It's amrazing.... Or maybe I'm just tone deaf....
Anyhoo, I'm not looking forward to returning to school in a while. ::croak::

...so much for trying out for the play...

~moi

Kids have their own interesting set of knowledge.
So, today I felt the need to shovel snow as soon as I got home from school (mind you I did this voluntarily) and after I'd been out a while, my little 5 yr old next door neighbor came outside to help me. And then when we were done, as he left, I was like, "tell ur mom and sister that I say hi" and he stopped, and yelled back, "okay." but then, before I could walk away he's like "tell your mom..."
So I say, "Yeah?" he says, "tell your mom...you love her"
Oh, thats a guilt keeper right there.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

ITS MINE ITS MINE, ITS ALL MINE!
I hold it, and pet it, and cherish it forever
I GOT MY MOVIE
Pirates of the Caribbean
is mine
oh, yeah, baby!

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
~me
(now convieniently whenever I want it)

::sits::
::stares blankly at computer screen::
I am here, not watching TV.
::begins to seethe::
Wanting pirates of the Carribean
::glares::
::scowls::
grrr

~arrrg

oye! my life is a lie! Look at this heinousnes:
Freezebabi: omg!!!!!!!
reDsparK 1 1: yez'm?
Freezebabi: pirates.... of fd=gjj the dsfj cj theres a 2!!!!
Freezebabi: i'm gonna cry
reDsparK 1 1: no
reDsparK 1 1: no
reDsparK 1 1: NO
Freezebabi: yes
Freezebabi: yeas
Freezebabi: yes

how wrong is that? There should be no sequel. Thats like, defying all that is good and holy. Well....whatever....holy......heh heh (mum made me go to mass this weekend- cruel and unusual punishment, I say!)

Some people should learn that the world doesn't revolve around them. And then they should accept it.
Others should learn that sometimes, the world doesn't give a crap about what they have to say- especially when it has nothing to do with anything.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
me
(mis padres r being mean and will not get me the movie tomorrow)

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!" ?
No, that's gay. PSYCH!

2. You watched the Pound Puppies?
once, but I wasn't really a fan...

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."?
No.....But Elizabeth can....

4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish?
omg, I had these sweet green one that were striped....they were like, sweet

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own?
Well, I wanted to be a member, but as I was like 9, I figured me babysitting mightn't be a grand idea.

6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls?
no, no I did not. I was more of a care bears person

7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom?
I LOVED THAT SHOW.

8. Two words: M.C. Hammer?
wow. drama memories on that one.

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."?
can't say that I have...

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars?no, dammit, my mom wouldn't get me one of those....but I wanted one......oh, I wanted one........

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."?
that show was like, my life. Of course I can sing the theme song

12. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons?
hell yeah.

13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head?
just once. But I had too short of hair at the time , so it didnt really work

14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen?
no. I never watched that show.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at
school?
OH WOW YES. that was like THE thing at bernie's

16. You made your Mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a
knot on the side?
no, I just tied it myself- I was economic like taht

17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter Shack, House)?
oh, god, we played that till like 8th grade. You know what? I think we played it on the bus last year, too come to think of it.....

18. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it?
no. not a fan

19. L.A. Gear...?
yeah, I think I had one of those shirts.

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten?
...

21. You remember reading Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and all the Ramona
books?
oh, god, I was addicted.......

22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."?
duh.....Mr Miagi

23. You wanted to be a Goonie?
noooooooooooooooo

24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing?
I had it all, baby

25. do u remember what michale jackson looked like?
faintly.....long ago........

26. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf?
you know, that was sexist- plus she was a dumb blonde.....

27. You took lunch pails to school?
little mermaid, right here!

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets?
no

29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence?
I think I still do sometimes....

30. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts?
no, but I saw those on I love the 80's- was it strikes back or original?

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band?
NO! I REFUSED

32. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up?
not a fan

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets?
I still have those- one of 'em from spirit day remains on my leg

34. You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes?
a? try like 7- one in every color, plus clear

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?that and "I am rubber, you are glue"

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"?
that was on I love the 80s, too

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates?
I owned this sweet pair of expandable skates... I outgrew them in 3 months, tho

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip'n'Slide?
yeah- there was this rock under it and I slid and ow..........

39. You have ever played with a Skip-It?
I WANTED ONE OF THOSE SOOOOOOOOO BAD, BUT MUMMY REFUSED

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's?
about 10

41. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "totally awesome."?
no, I havent actually

42. You remember Popples?
I still have one, thank you very much!

43. "Don't worry, be happy."?
I want to be happy, but I wont be happy until I make you happy too!
(alt.) just put on a happy face

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks?
no- reeboks never fit me right- nor did I ever have light up shoes

45. You wore socks scrunched down?
hell, I think I still do- not on purpose, tho

46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK" ?
we didnt play that one, but there were oh-so-many otehrs

47. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players?
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies?
I never saw those....

49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"?
hell yeah! they were a little scary when they got like that

50. You remember watching Rainbow Brite and My Little Ponies?
not a rainbow brite fan, though of course I watched my little ponies

51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot?
okay, so, no, b/c I never saw the show when I was young, but yeah, I prolly woulda, b/c I saw that on I love the 80s strikes back

52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac?
oh, god, I hated him, he was soooooo stupid

53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool?
no. my dad made me listen to gloria estefan.....

54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class?
oh, my god of course! I would still watch it if I were ever home when its on

55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME?
no, I am sorry....

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
me

(TUESDAY)

Why am I so goddamn ugly?
Its kinda mean, u know, when you try to look nice for once in your life, and kinda dress up and put on makeup and then guys call you mannish.
Why are all guys pig-headed and superficial? Is it only the ones I know? Or is it all of them?
And why the hell am I mannish?
Maybe, maybe sometimes, even though I try really hard not to, I do care about what others think of me.
I need to stop that.
No one comfort or lie to me. Just tell me how/why I'm ugly and how to fix it.
Fuck this shit.

I decided to fill this out, for want of anything better to do:

1. What color are your kitchen plates?
white with a blue and green line about the edge

2. What book are you reading now?
Pride and Prejudice, Harry potter four

3. What's on your mouse pad?
lovely DELL thingy in a circle....we got it with the comp.

4. Favorite board game?
I haven't played one of those in ages.... I used to like Uncle Wiggly, but I'm afraid of Bunnies now... maybe Pictionary...

5. Favorite magazines?
Seventeen, CosmoGirl

6. Favorite smells?
cinnamon, this random purfumes thats like 395713875 years old I have, and new car smell, oh, oh, and winter air


7. Least favorite smell?
cigarettes.............I hope he dies...........grr


8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
What the hell is that noise? (normally alarm clock, barking dog, or construction)

9. Favorite color?
orange!!!! I like blue, too

10. Least favorite color?
pink.....not a fan, not a fan

11. How many rings before you answer the phone?
well, my cell dosn't really ring, and I dont answer the home fone

12. Future child's name?
what are children?

13. What is most important in life?
making something of yourself

14. Chocolate or vanilla?
erm.....neither

15. Do you like to drive fast?
hehehehe, yes, I MEAN..... no!! never!

16. Do you fall asleep with the tv on?
I just did today and henceforth I'm really hyper now, when I should be sleeping

17. Storms - cool or scary?
coooooooooool- lightning and thunder and wind and rain/snow/..................me gusta!

18. What type was your first car?
princess blue 2003 Camry

19. Favorite alcoholic drink?
erm.......water....on the rox

20. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
the better question would be: do I eat broccoli? and the answer is: no

21. If you could have any job what would it be?
being a shrink


22. If you could have any color hair, what would it be?
red- to the point of almost being orange....like the color of that girl in From Hell, the prostitute one, the one who doesn't get decapitated....

23. Favorite movie?
Pirates of the Carribean, Ocean's 11, Breakfast at Tiffany's (whoda thunk Id like it?), Gladiator, Back to the Future 1

24. Do you type with your fingers on the right key?
erm...........close enough, but i look

25. What's under your bed?
presents that I am hiding

26. What is your favorite number?
eleven, 11, once

27. Favorite sport to watch?
why watch when you can play?

28. What is your single biggest fear?
bunnies.


29. Favorite cd?
Right now I'm big into my Mad Season- Matchbox 20 CD, but I also am deeply in love with my Linkin park metora cd...

30. Favorite tv shows?
shows? no, no, no....'tis only one..........Early Edition.......

31. Ketchup or mustard?
yuck to both

32. Hamburgers or hot-dogs?
food....I don't eat that anymore.......I get bacteria instead......

33. Favorite soft drink
not allowed, not to mention I hate carbonated beverages- Ill drink sprite if there's nothing else, tho

34. Best place you have ever been?
um, Arizona?

35. What screen saver is on your computer right now?
SpongeBob!!! Oh, my god..........its so old......I'm trying to replace it with some choice pictured from the People's "Sexiest men" edition, which I stole from my neighbor

36. What is your favorite animal?
um.................not bunnies

37. What do you want to be when you grow up?
a shrink


38. Car you drive now?
well, in one month and one day I can get my licence, but we have to schedule the test soon.....

yeah, I guess thats my life in a nutshell, eh?

Your dominant element is earth. Even if you sometimes pretend otherwise, do you kind of like hanging out with your folks or siblings? The ancient Yin-Yang scholars saw earth types as pretty family-oriented. Also, they are generally trusted by their friends and, being very reliable and responsible, rarely disappoint them. Earth people like to invite friends over for low-key activities like watching movies or just to hang out.

Do you have a fairly stable temper? It's not easy getting Earth types worked up.

NOTE: Earth types look huggable. They tend to have have full cheeks and a generous mouth.

Do you tend to think one thing over and over again, without ever making a decision? Or do you feel nervous at times? If so, your lack of metal may be the cause. Here are some things the ancient Yin-Yang scholars suggested to lift up your metal level.

hmmmmmmmm, sounds like me
except the huggable part.
::personal space::
arggg

(thanks for this, Caitlin)
wow, this was kind of hard- I had trouble answering some of the quesitons. so, is this true for me or not?

Yellows are the most fun-loving, free-spirited, energetic, and childlike personalities in the aura spectrum. Yellows are wonderful, sensitive, optimistic beings, whose life purpose is to bring joy to people, to have fun, and to help heal the planet.

Yellows can either be very shy and sensitive, or they can be the life of the party. These playful characters have a great sense of humor. They love to laugh and to make others laugh. Yellows believe life is to be enjoyed. They like to live life freely and spontaneously. With a perpetual smile on their face, they remind people to not take themselves or their problems too seriously.

Yellows would prefer not to work at all, unless their work was fun, playful, or creative. They love nature, and often have concerns for the survival of wildlife and the environment. Dogs are very drawn to Yellows and often become their best friends.


hmmmmmmmmm

Hm.................
another day
with nothing to say
yay
(God, Im so immensly deep, eh?)

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
~me

How to make a chain letter:

First choose what kind to make

1) threat
2) quiz
3) story/joke
4) survey

Option 1 is the most common, because they are simple and to the point, while option 3 is the most interesting. Now, once you've chosen your subject, find the corresponding Roman Numeral in order to continue.

I. Threat
*note- threats can be replaced with guilt notes, which are deep things that make you feel guilty for not being a better christian/hindu/muslim/jew/buddhist/ect... (basically, it yells at you for being an ass) THESE ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH STORIES!!!
A. Beginning
1. Disclaimer
ex. "this is not like every other chain letter- it works!"
2. Pro Example
ex. "susie sent this letter and her life owned"
3. Con example
ex. "bobby didnt send this letter and his life sucked"
B. Middle
1. Story of letter's origin (note: completely fabricated)
ex. "this letter began in 1939 when there were no computers, but its authentic!"
2. MAIN TOPIC!!! (threat)
ex. "This letter, begun by (refer to above story) brings death and destruction to all!!!!"
C. End
1. Make a wish
ex. "Scroll down and make a wish before you get to the end" ::obnoxious characters::
2. Number of ppl to send to
ex. "If you send this to a million people, you will live forever"
3. What happens if you dont
a. Read but sent to 0 people
ex. "If you dont send this to anyone, the opposite of your wish will come true"
b. Read and send to less than 4
ex. "If you read this and send it to less than four ppl, get some friends"
c. Delete
ex. "If you delete this, you will die in seven days......."
D. Goodbye (threat repeat)
ex. "Remember to send this, or you'll end up like bobby"

II. Quiz
* note- this is the most unique of the options, though in a way the most monotonus. When this chain letter is sent, one feels the need to answer all the questions, despite the fact that every one asks the same questions, normally in the same order. However, the interer-activeness of this selection can make it more likely to be read by people prone to obessive-compulsive disorder like that.

A. Begining
1. Intro
ex. "Get a pen and paper ready to take this quiz!"
B. Middle
1. Quiz
a. Quetions
1) between 5-7 multiple choice
ex. "fav color, fav vacay spot, ect."
2) between 3-5 short answer
ex. "name a person of the opposite gender , name someone of the same gender, etc"
b. Wish (numbered as last question)
ex. "make a wish and scroll down!"
C. End
1. Answers
a. completely fabricated OR based on truths
1) multiple choice answers
ex. "you are loyal and trustworthy, you have a fetish for swiss cheese, etc"
2) Short answer answers
ex. "you love this person, you are a raging homosexual, etc"
b.Wish
1)Sending requirements
Law of requirements: The more people, the sooner it comes true.
ex. If you send this to 29890247 people, your wish will come true in 0.9253798 seconds.
2) Lack of sending consequences (see end of part I for details)

III. Story/joke/poem/prayer/etc.
A. Begining
1. Intro
ex. "look for the moral of this story/see if you get the joke the 1st time, ect"
B. Middle
1. Story, joke, ect
ex. "A man walked into a bar and said ouch"
2. Make a wish
ex. "Make a wish before the Russians bomb us!"
C. End
1. Send requrements
follow law of requirements
2. Non sending requirements (see end of Pt. I)

IV. Survey
*note- this works differently from most chain letters. Its a good way to get to know people, but is very annoying when you get about 93851287 of them in a row. They all ask the same quesitons, too. This also does not follow the general rubric like the others. It is basically comprised of only questions to answer and then send on.
A. Begining
ex. "This is the longest survey ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (hint: it probably isnt)
B. Middle
ex. 238962487561939148 questions- from "what r u listening to" to "who are you secetly in love with?"
C. End
ex. directions for copying and pasting to send to other innocents who have no time to fill these out.



yes. truly, this is how to make a chain letter of your very own! Occasionally, there might be random cool ones, such as of course, this one, but for the most part they are just ways to clog up the E-Mail channels.

Now.......send this to 923578315784 people befor 10:00 tonight and you will live forever and meet your one true love tomorrow!
If you don't, your phone will ring and a voice will tell you when you'll die.
Have a nice day!



Yo Ho
Yo Ho
A pirate's life for
~Me

una conversacion de cornelius y yo::

reDsparK 1 1: good luck- you're gonna need it, thats like finding hay in a needle stack

Auto response from KmC 254: LoSt My MiNd...GoNe To FiNd It...

reDsparK 1 1: I had a dream about our history class........
reDsparK 1 1: eh, it was, odd
KmC 254: do tell
KmC 254: history class...
reDsparK 1 1: yes
reDsparK 1 1: history class
KmC 254: ok
reDsparK 1 1: so, I had a dream
KmC 254: ok
reDsparK 1 1: that komo told us for like a week that we werent supposed to meet in 218
reDsparK 1 1: and, okay, so instead we met in this field
reDsparK 1 1: with a circus tent and a trailer attached to it
reDsparK 1 1: and under this tent were a bunch of computers hooked up around in a circle-like thing
reDsparK 1 1: and komo's was in the middle
reDsparK 1 1: and see, she played this music, and we were supposed to say what came to our minds when we heard the song
reDsparK 1 1: except, after a while the class got bored, so we got up and started running around
reDsparK 1 1: buuuut you and I and MARIUM AND kELSAY (oops, caps) were being chased by this bird
reDsparK 1 1: it kept circling in around us over and over, all threatening like
reDsparK 1 1: until you and I hid in the trailer
reDsparK 1 1: then, after a few minutes, we came out of the trailer, and marium was holding the bird
reDsparK 1 1: and we sat down at the computers
reDsparK 1 1: and komo never noticed we were gone
reDsparK 1 1: the end


Linkin park makes my day.
So does Zelda.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
okay, IM done.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

Well. Freshamn have probably won night-in-blue, unless the seniors or sophomores bring in over 39582486872837524987 dollars in the next half-hour or so.
I hate Freshman.
Been busy. I'd tell you all bout it. Except, no.
Kinda sick. No more chocolate for me. That one choclate chip cookie sure got to my tummy. But soy milk is nummy. Yay.
Oye, so tired...

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

Honk if you hate froshies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first, to give you a preliminary idea of frosh hatred, please read:
raffikia: hey u
reDsparK 1 1: hey you back atcha
reDsparK 1 1: how u doin'?
raffikia: lolll im aight-and u?
reDsparK 1 1: okay
reDsparK 1 1: kinda out of it- not tired, but spacyish
raffikia: lol
raffikia: how did u like r song yesterday!
reDsparK 1 1: your song kicked ace- you guys were all cool and stuff for once (nice for the junioprs, u know?)
reDsparK 1 1: but but but
reDsparK 1 1: THE FRECHMEN NEED TO DIE
raffikia: YEA THEY DO!
reDsparK 1 1: arrrrrrrg
raffikia: I AM SO PISSED OFF right now its not even funny
reDsparK 1 1: THEY DID NOT DESERVE SECOND
reDsparK 1 1: Im so pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
reDsparK 1 1: arg
raffikia: hell no they deserved fourth
reDsparK 1 1: they deserve nothing
raffikia: exactly lol
reDsparK 1 1: thank god the seniors got first
raffikia: do u believe in maginc?!!!!! what the hecccck!
reDsparK 1 1: or then Id be real pissed
reDsparK 1 1: I know!
raffikia: i hate them even more now
reDsparK 1 1: it shoulda been: seniors, juniors, sophs, frosh
raffikia: yes!
raffikia: i agree
raffikia: lol did u see me on stage trying to be ghetto rathna
reDsparK 1 1: like, okay, we weren't great, but we were WAY better than the frosh
reDsparK 1 1: yes, yes I did
reDsparK 1 1: it was, um, ghetto-fab?
raffikia: hahaha did u look really stupid
raffikia: no u guys were better than the frosh
raffikia: way better!
reDsparK 1 1: I know
reDsparK 1 1: everyone was
reDsparK 1 1: and they gave u guys sum dumb ass excuse that there were too many ppl?
raffikia: yea on stage
raffikia: im like what are u on
reDsparK 1 1: I know
reDsparK 1 1: this is the first time in like 938019537890246 years the juniors got into their song
reDsparK 1 1: soooooo
raffikia: ok so we had 35 ppl before and we found out it was only supposed to be 25..and then we kicked like eight ppl of but when it started those ppl didnt leave
raffikia: i know so many teachers were like this is the first jr class with spirit! and we've either tied or won both years we've been there and we wanted to win so badly
reDsparK 1 1: I know
raffikia: grrrrrrr i hate teahcers who dont understand the beauty of rap :-P
reDsparK 1 1: and like, u were better than the seniors, but I wanted them to win merely to get them ahead of the frosh
reDsparK 1 1: lol
raffikia: lol im glad the sr's won but they're not gonna win NIB cuz the frosh came in second
reDsparK 1 1: I know
reDsparK 1 1: unless....
reDsparK 1 1: see, a lot of the sophs havent brought their $$ in
raffikia: everyone gives their tix to the srs or the sophs sell like crazy to help the srs
reDsparK 1 1: and since we're paired with them........
raffikia: bring in sooooo much money
reDsparK 1 1: possibly, if everyone brings it in this week......
raffikia: lol
raffikia: and we're not bringing in ANYTHING cuz we're totally anti-frosh
reDsparK 1 1: they need to get 2 more points than the frosh to pull tie, even
reDsparK 1 1: YES!
reDsparK 1 1: GO JUNIORS!
raffikia: hahahahaha the frosh need to learn to be scared of something they're way way too bold their nothing but obnoxious
reDsparK 1 1: yeah, well- confidence is ignorance
reDsparK 1 1: if their feeling cocky, there's prolly something they dont know

Bidia85836: hehehe soo what r u up 2?
reDsparK 1 1: nm
reDsparK 1 1: bitching bout the frosh, wut else?
Bidia85836: yeaahh!!! that was soooo not fair!!
Bidia85836: we were so much better than the frosh!
Bidia85836: its rigged, i tell ya
reDsparK 1 1: it must be
reDsparK 1 1: theres no way they ought to have won
Bidia85836: what about the juniors?\
Bidia85836: totally rigged
reDsparK 1 1: raffikia: and we're not bringing in ANYTHING cuz we're totally anti-frosh
reDsparK 1 1: from a junior!!!
Bidia85836: yeah go juniors!!
reDsparK 1 1: SOPHOMORE MUST BRING IN TICKETS
Bidia85836: beat the shit out of them
reDsparK 1 1: to help the senoirs
reDsparK 1 1: lol
reDsparK 1 1: YEAH LIDIA!
Bidia85836: yeahhhhh
Bidia85836: these stupid frosh have got me swearin!!

I need to not quote books.
More later- I need to continue to vent.
(Explanation to be included later)

~arrg, froshies....

I should update this page.

"There were seven snake heads which folded over a space to carry the medicine in. It also had a rooster screw to tighten to keep the medicines from falling out of the container, which was known as a “basilisk flask.” "

~exerpt from "A History of the Riciatas", one HWH project by ME!
Harry Potter is good.

I hate people like this:
Dmulchy37 [7:15 PM]: u guys hav off school tommorw?
RedSpark11 [7:15 PM]: no
RedSpark11 [7:15 PM]: no we dont
Dmulchy37 [7:15 PM]: HAHA
Dmulchy37 [7:15 PM]: that sux
RedSpark11 [7:16 PM]: and Im very bitter about it
Dmulchy37 signed off at 7:16 PM

SCREW YOU, DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackass. Comes online just to rub into my face the fact that we are like the only school in the midwest that had school on both Monday and Friday. Go to hell Ed's, Ignatius, Joes, Bernadette's, Rapher's, etc.
Which reminds me of the eds/iggys game!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very fun. I enjoyed myself grandly! Got yelled at by old people. Just because you fight with a kid over an empty aquafina bottle and virtually roll over the old people in your attempt to win the battle doesn't give them a right to be pissy-ass-old-senile-whiners. I'm with Merdeth- kill the old people. Their gonna die soon, anyway. Plus, whats the point of going to a football game if you aren't going to be loud?
Oh! and, there was a haiku Id like to share with you all:

"I ate your Web page.
Forgive me. It was juicy
And tart on my tongue. "

Um, want to read it in full text?

"404 File Not Found
I ate your Web page.
Forgive me. It was juicy
And tart on my tongue.
Translation:
The URL you requested could not be found on this server. "

Are people suddenly on crack? who in thier right minds writes haiikus about 404s???
oy........
SOCCER SEASON IS OVER!
13-1-1, not to shabby, Id say...

hmm, busy weekend. Gotta stop procrastinating now.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

Never a dull moment when Caitlin's around:

ThePhantomPhan [10:37 PM]: ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkklllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Auto response from RedSpark11 [10:37 PM]: Its hard to say waht it is I see in you
Wonder if Ill always be with you
Words can't say it, I cant, too
Not to cruel
Its all for you
RedSpark11 [10:54 PM]: ?
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: oaklahoma
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: oooooo
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: I got it
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: bonsoir mon ami!
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: it just took a while
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: where the wind come sweepin or the hills
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: where the wavin' wheat
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: can sure smell sweet
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: stop
RedSpark11 [10:55 PM]: now
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: ans the wind come right between the hills
ThePhantomPhan [10:55 PM]: OAKLAHOMA
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: stop now pleae?
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: ecerynight my hony len and I
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: sit alone and talk
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: ::burns::
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: and watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: ::spontaneous human combustion::
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: we know we belong to the land
RedSpark11 [10:56 PM]: ::BOOM::
ThePhantomPhan [10:56 PM]: and the land we belong to is grand
ThePhantomPhan [10:57 PM]: and when we ssssaaaaayyyyy a yippie I o aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
RedSpark11 [10:57 PM]: ::ashes blow in the breeze::
ThePhantomPhan [10:57 PM]: were really saying your doing fine Oaklahoma
ThePhantomPhan [10:57 PM]: Oaklahoma ok
ThePhantomPhan [10:58 PM]: -bows-
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: okay youre done?
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: ::cheers::
ThePhantomPhan [10:58 PM]: yes, yes i am
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: thank the gods
RedSpark11 [10:58 PM]: zues and alah and everyone up there on mount olympus
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: the full moon shines through my window upon me
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: ::glows:;
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: I feel my goddess powers consuming
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: ::glows brighter::
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: the powers flow through my viens
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: ::glows really bright::
RedSpark11 [10:59 PM]: oh, shit
ThePhantomPhan [11:00 PM]: woah
RedSpark11 [11:00 PM]: ::spontaneous human combustian::
RedSpark11 [11:00 PM]: my mistake
RedSpark11 [11:00 PM]: oh, vistayas el blog de OSBCTOY
ThePhantomPhan [11:01 PM]: eh?
Auto response from RedSpark11 [11:01 PM]: Its hard to say waht it is I see in you
Wonder if Ill always be with you
Words can't say it, I cant, too
Not to cruel
Its all for you
RedSpark11 [11:26 PM]: I baked muffins
ThePhantomPhan [11:26 PM]: oh-la-la
RedSpark11 [11:26 PM]: not booberry
RedSpark11 [11:26 PM]: banananananananaana
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: je tres fatigue
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: oooohhhhh
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: estoy muy cansada
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: Im living on 3 hours of sleep and it dont feel good

RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: Im living on 5
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: heh
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: wow there slike no one on and its only11:30
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: from a few hours ago
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: OH!
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: have fun at your concert tomorrow
ThePhantomPhan [11:27 PM]: OHIO
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: ewe
RedSpark11 [11:27 PM]: no
ThePhantomPhan [11:28 PM]: oh! merci tres beacoupe
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: de nana
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: nada*
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: lo siento
ThePhantomPhan [11:28 PM]: other then lovely me, are you conversing with anyone somewhat enjoyable?
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: nopers
ThePhantomPhan [11:28 PM]: OOOOHHHHH CHECK YOUR E_MAIL UNDER REDSPARK11
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [11:28 PM]: I havent got anything
ThePhantomPhan [11:29 PM]: are you sure?
RedSpark11 [11:29 PM]: yeah, I think Id know
RedSpark11 [11:29 PM]: unless
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: when did you send this thing
ThePhantomPhan [11:30 PM]: earleier
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: OH THE PICTURE?
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: what were you smoking?
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: como estas fumando?
RedSpark11 [11:30 PM]: -interobang-
ThePhantomPhan [11:31 PM]: oh did ypu get the picture?
RedSpark11 [11:31 PM]: yeah
RedSpark11 [11:31 PM]: is that what you meant?
ThePhantomPhan [11:31 PM]: heheheheeh
ThePhantomPhan [11:31 PM]: i look like a fool
RedSpark11 [11:32 PM]: mi madre esta veiendo el programa de I LOVE LUCY
RedSpark11 [11:32 PM]: where were you?
ThePhantomPhan [11:32 PM]: I rish festival
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: OOOOOOOH
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: when u won?
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: All That You Can Leave Behind
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: do somthing about that now
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: no thids year, when i pulled thi s tears winner
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: i cant right now
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: oooooooooh
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: ill podt wheni get home
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: you got to pull the winner?
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: coolie
RedSpark11 [11:33 PM]: where r u now?
ThePhantomPhan [11:33 PM]: yea
RedSpark11 [11:34 PM]: Welcome to the "Where are they Now" featuring Caitlin Schriner
RedSpark11 [11:34 PM]: a lost, confused young child born into the poverty of life that only the cleveland suburbs can bring
RedSpark11 [11:35 PM]: she was raised by her caring parents, an only child who turned awol because of all the time she spent alone
ThePhantomPhan [11:35 PM]: muahahaha
RedSpark11 [11:35 PM]: twitching in the corner, she plotted the destruction of Lakewood, a suburban center for gays and lesbians alike
RedSpark11 [11:36 PM]: In her free time, she read books like Harry Potter, The Mediator, and Daughters of the Moon
ThePhantomPhan [11:36 PM]: muahaha
ThePhantomPhan [11:36 PM]: I must be going doll face...muahahahahaha
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: toodles
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: these books were catalystists for the result we see today- a loud, crazy member of society, with infatuations for only fictinal characters and old men- you might even say she's lost her grip on reality
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: :-P
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: did you just call me doll facve?
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: dang, yo
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: maybe
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: I was writing a wonderful report on you
ThePhantomPhan [11:37 PM]: slinkey poo
RedSpark11 [11:37 PM]: ?????????
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: ::human combustion::
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: i enjoyed it much
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: ::again::
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: combusty-wusty
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: ????///
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: sleep
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: get some
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: have fun at ur concert
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: sleep
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: write bout it in ur blog
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: leeps
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: eepsl
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: peels
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: epsle
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: speel
ThePhantomPhan [11:38 PM]: pslee
RedSpark11 [11:38 PM]: sepel
RedSpark11 [11:39 PM]: lepes
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: sleep
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: leap year
RedSpark11 [11:39 PM]: ?
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: leap frog
ThePhantomPhan [11:39 PM]: jump rope
ThePhantomPhan [11:40 PM]: skip rope
RedSpark11 [11:40 PM]: hopscotch
ThePhantomPhan [11:40 PM]: i haye when people call it that
RedSpark11 [11:40 PM]: guiness
ThePhantomPhan [11:40 PM]: im supporting myself with on arm and typing with just two fingers
RedSpark11 [11:40 PM]: "hey john anderton, you could use a guiness right about now"
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: thats why its taking so long
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: it okay, yo
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: colin ferrel
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: ok toodles!
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: byes, yo
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: ?
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: contain it
ThePhantomPhan [11:41 PM]: yum
RedSpark11 [11:41 PM]: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, GIRL
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: i want to slather himin cheeze wiz and spread him on a cracker
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: tmi
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: too much info
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: and then donate the cracker to the starving kids in China
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: ;-)
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: you want to donate colin farrel to starving kids in china?
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: why?
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: it would be a BIG cracker...if ya know what im saying;-)
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: Id think they were more the tom cruise type
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: ew
ThePhantomPhan [11:42 PM]: gotta love the twistec Whose line game
RedSpark11 [11:42 PM]: MUFFINS!
RedSpark11 [11:43 PM]: must run!
RedSpark11 [11:43 PM]: toodles
ThePhantomPhan [11:43 PM]: they must be TASTY if you know what i mean
Auto response from RedSpark11 [11:43 PM]: ::ringing echoes in the background::
::Stef bursts out of her chair to answer the phone::
::Stef leaves you hangin'::
::you have to patiently wait while stef plays mind games with the telemarketers or talks to her friend::
::If you have a problem or concern, call stef::
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: um
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: you need to kill the extended metaphor
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: oh, and my mom says goodnight to you
RedSpark11 [11:44 PM]: GOODBYE TO YOU
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: GOODBYE TO EVERYTHING THAT I KNEWWWWW
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: YOU WERE THE ONE I LOVED
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: THE ONE THING THAT I TRY TO HOLD ON TO
RedSpark11 [11:45 PM]: . ..
RedSpark11 [11:46 PM]: no michele branch happiness?

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
~me

So, you ask, what have I done since 8:48 and 49 seconds on Monday?
well, at 9:49 and 50ish seconds, I learned that (drumroll please,)
EARLY EDITION IS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats honestly like pirates of the carribean to me. Maybe even better, I do not jest.
So, lets recap:
On PAX 23 (which is channel 10 for me) at 9 PM every Mon, Tue, and Wed, Early Edition is on. I love that show.

Also, in the last few days, people have gotten mad at me for no appearent reason.
Thats kinda funny, though really.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirates life for
~me!

letzplaygirl: hey
letzplaygirl: ur bf has it coming from the dirty dozen
letzplaygirl: u wiat
CoLLYS cUTIE417: eh?
letzplaygirl: his ass will be beat
letzplaygirl: badly
CoLLYS cUTIE417: beat his ass will be
CoLLYS cUTIE417: dont end with a prepositional pharse
letzplaygirl: whern we see that nigga he wont ever walk agian
letzplaygirl: nigga im from maple
letzplaygirl: the hood
letzplaygirl: but im coming to mikes
letzplaygirl: we will end that boy
letzplaygirl: D12 bitch
CoLLYS cUTIE417: ?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: niggers are black
CoLLYS cUTIE417: by the way, remind me, does my boyfriend have a name?
letzplaygirl: rob
letzplaygirl: that bitch i am black u got a problem with that
CoLLYS cUTIE417: you're a little behind the times, now, arent you?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: rob
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I laugh
letzplaygirl: im black i will put a hole in that boy u bitches
CoLLYS cUTIE417: bitches?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: Im not skitzophrenic
letzplaygirl: yea hateing my bro mike
letzplaygirl: yall some str8 up hoes u fat piece of shit
CoLLYS cUTIE417: um, can you not spell?
CoLLYS cUTIE417: strAIGHT
letzplaygirl: my nigga kon artis wants to hit rob
letzplaygirl: my nigga kon artis wants to hit rob
CoLLYS cUTIE417: well, he can be my guest
CoLLYS cUTIE417: thanx for the repeat, by the way
letzplaygirl: o yea u think ur cool
CoLLYS cUTIE417: no, I just think Im smarter than you
letzplaygirl: u r cause i dont go to school
letzplaygirl: i droped out
letzplaygirl: i aint got parents
CoLLYS cUTIE417: ooo, rebel without a cause
letzplaygirl: im a gangsta
CoLLYS cUTIE417: yo, dawg ::werd::
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I can't wait till you're on welfare!
letzplaygirl: im 6'5 and i aint scared to drop a white fat kid
CoLLYS cUTIE417: that's good, we should all be in touch with our fears
letzplaygirl: my niggaz will stare u into a heart attect i got milk white eyes str8 up maniac
letzplaygirl: tell rob that we will find his ass
letzplaygirl: mike knows were he lives
CoLLYS cUTIE417: well, theres doctors for that
letzplaygirl: he found out
letzplaygirl: u a smart ass
letzplaygirl: when u c me u aint gonna say that
letzplaygirl: letz c how cool u r when i knock on ur door
CoLLYS cUTIE417: um, no, Ill have my shrink say it for you
letzplaygirl: o really
CoLLYS cUTIE417: lets see how cool you are when the government has to pay to keep you alive
letzplaygirl: why u hate my bro mike
CoLLYS cUTIE417: well, let me count the ways
letzplaygirl: go 4 it
letzplaygirl: my bro is crazy
CoLLYS cUTIE417: first of all, he thinks hes cool or something, b/c he has about five friends, all of whom are considered rejects by the greater suburban cleveland area
letzplaygirl: lol my dude is from the fucking ghetto
letzplaygirl: he is crazy
CoLLYS cUTIE417: second, he treats me like shit for no reason, despite the fact that I poured my heart out to him when we went out together
letzplaygirl: u dont know his dad is in jial
letzplaygirl: that boy went threw alot
letzplaygirl: he is str8 up fucked
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I do know that, that doesn't make him cool or rebelious b/c his dad is in jail
letzplaygirl: his life sucked
CoLLYS cUTIE417: so, lots of people have sucky lives
CoLLYS cUTIE417: but mostly, they try they're hardest to make something of themselves so that the succeed as adults
CoLLYS cUTIE417: but, he however, did not feel that need
CoLLYS cUTIE417: moving on, thirdly, he has no respect for anyone- he is a bad person, he doesnt care about anything or anyone but himself
letzplaygirl: what u crazy mike is a thug
CoLLYS cUTIE417: mike is not a thug
CoLLYS cUTIE417: hes a skinny, scrawny little boy who doesn't know what he's going to do with his life
letzplaygirl: u dont know i fight for him like we brothers]
letzplaygirl: he poped a boy when i got jumped
CoLLYS cUTIE417: then you must be like him
letzplaygirl: i got his back til im dead
letzplaygirl: i still run theses streets
CoLLYS cUTIE417: you must be a waste of space on this universe, until the day you die, and when you die, no one will miss you or care about you because all you were was a wasted druggie who never tried to make something of themself
letzplaygirl: bitch i will show u
CoLLYS cUTIE417: the only way you could prove me otherwise is to become a useful person in society
CoLLYS cUTIE417: to pick yourself up and go to school and make yourself something someone could be proud of
CoLLYS cUTIE417: because right now, all you, or mike, is is scum... someone who we dont need, who I dont need
CoLLYS cUTIE417: and that gets to the third reason I dont like "your bro" mike
CoLLYS cUTIE417: I dont need him, I dont even want him, so why would I associate with him?




People who lie to others are retarded.

People who lie to themselves are retarded.

So, like, you can learn a lot of things by reading ur dad's E-Mail. Like that his life expectancy is about a year. But shhhh, I'm not supposed to know that. Of course, he's being dying since the day I was born, so its not that much of a shock, but its odd to put a date to it. You, know, I'm trying really hard to tell whether or not to feel bad about this. I guess I kinda do, but thats mostly since I know that I'd have to live with only my mom. That would suck, I'd have no freedom. When my dad was in the hospital for like a week last, last July, I definately couldn't do, like, anything, because she was obsessed. I seriously don't know what she sees in that guy.
Okay, so today was like, the sweetest day ever. So at 8 AM, the fire bell definately rings while OSBCTOY is in our room (since its ours and all) and we were like, "ummmmmm" but then we left in the freexing cold- poor katie was dying! And then, in chem, we (KTB, Chels, Maggie A) could not make our stupid distilation thingy work. It exploded three times, once on me, once on maggie, and once on Ms. Corbin. It was hilarious. I hope we still get credit.
I went to Cedar Point yesterday, and it was sweet. THERE WAS NO ONE THERE! So Elizabeth and I walked on to like, every ride 496824098 times in a row. We were actually a teeny bit bored, since we did everything. We rode the train 6 times, and went shopping for 2 hours. And we were there for 10 hours. But we ate, too, at Johnny Rockets. And, and, AND! On the way out, they were playing dramatic Halloweenish music, since its halloweekends, and OMG. They played the theme song to Pirates of the Carribean. Which I definately can hum by heart.
So, all in all, its been an okay day. I've enjoyed it. Oh, what the evening will bring...
riiiiiiight

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
(dum de dum dum dum)

Brought to you by the letter Caitlin:

what the heck -incert interobang-
i hate you
I dont know you
I want you
Idespise you
its all love/hate
and isnt it great
when you give it all
to be put down
and the hate sufficates the love
the love of lefe
*life
can you read my heart
can you read my mind
I can read yours...and No t
*it
im gonna write you a parchemnt
with a quil
dipped in a bottle of blood
that poured from my heart....
that one day

I'm worried about that girl.
You know what's real nice? when people you havent seen in months invite you over to their house, so you give them their birthday present and then they ignore you the whole time you're there, and they talk online, until finally you're like, "I gotta go, Ive got homework," and really you just come home to work on your blog, and they don't even say thanks for the present (a ring that gets stuck on thire finger and cuts off their circulation) or hug you (granted I dont like it, but she wansnt even grateful) when you write them a really nice, deep card b/c you know they've been having a bad life these last few months. That was a really long run-on sentance. But its still not cool.
You know whats real cool? When you go to this play for drama, and everything about it is so bad its funny, like the actors forgetting thier lines and the music being wierd and the set being a piece of painted plywood (except the costumes are good) but then you go for intermission and walk back in and sit down and the place smells like weed, probably from the creepy ghetto public school kids that stared at you funny because you were all wearing perfectly matching uniforms. I hate that.

Tired, and I really do have homework.

Yo ho
Yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

***WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?***

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
History Homework:
Here's the deal...
I need your help. My friend is about to marry this guy that none of our friends knows much about. We don't want her to rush into things and end up messing up her entire life, so we've been doing a little of our own investigating...
Here's a list of items we found in Adam's garbage over the past week

calculator
12 cans of diet pepsi
empty carton of whole milk
extra strength nyquil bottle
1 combination lock
jeans (tag waist28/length36)
notices about a college reunion
bag of styrofoam packing
36 disposable diapers
receipt for flowers sent to fiance (my cousin)
bank notice: $14.12 in checking account
1984 HS yearbook (he was a senior)
1 bar of caress soap
1 orange juice carton
1 bottle of wine
2 yogurt cups
a broken cd
pair women's shoes
17 AA batteries
8 jars of baby food
empty perfume bottle
12 cans of cat food
religious newsletter
old work boots
7 newspapers
junk mail
1 piece of sandpaper
2 Mcdonalds bags
sports illustrated mag
bottle of clorox bleach
advanced calculus book
an empty kleenex box

now it's your turn to make some conclusions based on the information...

What is his job?
is he educated?
What kind of person is he? Is he faithful? Is he loyal? Religious?
Is he healthy?
Is he clean and well kept?
Is he entertaining?

write a report about this man's life. Discuss his 'story' by examining what he has thrown out.

Finally, what do you think? Should my cousin marry him? Why or why not?

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Yes, so, the conclusions one can make from this are obvious:
He's gotta be a teacher, or like, studying to be one, because no other profession would have so many things, but only 14.24 in their bank account. Plus, the calculator and the calculus book indicate that he is probably a math teacher of some type, most likely in the high school level. Either that, or he could possibly be a student at the local college, though what kind of morons get married still in college? Also, if her were a senior in '84, then he is now about 37 ish, and that's one hell of a long college career.

Hell, yeah he's educated. We're talking absent-minded professor here. Broken CDs, calculus books, calculators, AA batteries. Not only is he a geek, but he's one of those computer nerds, too. Probably has glasses. Big eyes, nasaly voice, but the rico-suave geek look caitlin likes so much.

I'm guessing he's loyal. Come on, no money but still a reciept for roses? Not only is that pukingly romantic, but its really nice, too. Although, one might want to find out whose shoes those are. If their your cousins, then he's one hell of a good lay, and if they're not, well, then, find out whose they are, but he's probably still a good lay.
Religiousness- now, we all know I have unfair bias on this subject. However, the old religious newsletter is promising to say that he is, I mean, who actually gets subscription to those. It might be useful to look at the date, though. If its A) more than a month, he's probably not religious, just got it for some reason then hid it away and just found it now B) less than a week he probably got a promotional subscription but threw it out right away C) less then a month more then a week- probably fairly religous, or at the very least tries to keep up with current issues of moral.
Other traits- he's probably bent up with starting a new life. Like I said, he was probably a geek. Hence his pack-ratness caused him to keep his old college/high school stuff until now, when he's starting a new life possibly with your cousin, and is getting rid of the old stuff from the last life. Plus, who throws out their HS yearbook? Even if you are old? Only people with lousy high school careers, I say.

Healthy- We've got ourselves a man with a high metabolism! Mcdonald bags, yogurt, whole milk- one cup of each of those is like enough calories for the entire week!! But only a 28 inch waist! thats like, insane. My waste is barely 28 and I eat way healthier stuff than he. However, the empty tissue box and the nyquill indicate either a possibly drug dependancy or a recent cold.

I'm guessing he is organized, but extremely absent minded. Like, the stuff he uses is perfect, and if one paper is moved, he freaks out, but stuff he doesnt need gets tossed to the nearest empty space (not including the spotles computer desk) to be left until he cleans it, in aboot (canadian) 20 years. Owing to the fact that he is a geek, chances are his physical appearences are medicore, well-kempt as far as it goes, minue the messy, dishevveled hair due to nevious tension habit of running his fingers through his hair. I mean, he threw out an entire bar of soap. I doubt he totally lets himself go, I dont care how dirty you are, no one throws out entire bars of soap, but absent-minded people might. Especially since it was such girly soap. What guy bathes with caress?

Entertaining. Well, The jars of baby food and diapers make me think he is at least sexualy entertainging and has a child, possibly with your cousin. Thoguh, his agreement to take care of the kid is really sweet (back to the loyal thing, too) since not many unmarried men take responsibility (not including my soccer coache's boyfriend.....long story) I'd guess he's okay, kind of boring at times, but if you share interests, he's pretty cool. Geeks own , you know

I think its okay for your cousin to marry him. I mean, I'm sure she'll get pissed at him when he doesnt clean the house and throws out her magazine she left on the computer desk. But he can probably make her happy. I mean, no one's perfect. I also think he's probably god around the house, or at least tries to be, with the work clothes and the sandpaper. He'll prolly try to be macho de vez en cuando, with the whole sports illistrated thing, but hey, all guys get a little ego-happy at times. Plus, if he is the father of the child, its always good for a child to be with its natural parents. But he might have a cat. That could be annoying if she doesnt like pets.


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Possibly, there is another option.
Adam is trailer trash. He's humping another woman, and they have a kid as a result. He remembered what hope everyone had for him in high school, with his good grades and all, but he got mad at himself for being a loser and threw out all of his old high school stuff. Because he has nothng better to do, being unemployed and fund-less, he reads newspapers and magazines all day. He threw out the college reunion papers b/c he doesnt want anyone to see what he has become. Possibly, he is mormon, and already has various wives in state-funded welfare homes and trailer parks. He must get laid like ofter, with the shoes and the perfume and all. Also, he has a possible drug dependency, getting high on whatever he can, such as bleach and nyquill. His eyes always water from the drug use, hence use of tissues. The lu=cky guy got a high motabolism, though, so depite the fact that he eats really crappy food, he's in decent shape. The closest thing he has to a job is the occasional work as a builder, with the sandpaper and such, but my guess is that he sucks at this. He probably rapes people, and is a spouse abuser.
Do not allow her to marry him, or she'll be on welfare with three kids in about a week. Not to mention 297835789 bruises. Its a tough world out there, no need of him to make it any tougher.

what do I do when Im too tired to write?
Put in an interesting convo between me and caitlin, of course!!!
ThePhantomPhan: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
reDsparK 1 1: oh, dearie me
ThePhantomPhan: ghetto
reDsparK 1 1: hello!
ThePhantomPhan: MANOPOLY!
reDsparK 1 1: um
reDsparK 1 1: monopoly*
ThePhantomPhan: i hate you
reDsparK 1 1: I know
ThePhantomPhan: did i ever tell you your my hero
reDsparK 1 1: yeah
reDsparK 1 1: today
reDsparK 1 1: when I picked you up
ThePhantomPhan: is your back in infinate fire like the ddoms of hell?
reDsparK 1 1: no
reDsparK 1 1: should it be?
ThePhantomPhan: just cos im no feather bed?
reDsparK 1 1: no
ThePhantomPhan: muahahha
reDsparK 1 1: your more of that synthetic wool fiber type
ThePhantomPhan: muahahahahahahah....neon ligets and candy shops
reDsparK 1 1: I like neon in my candy
ThePhantomPhan: neon is tasty?
ThePhantomPhan: wait
ThePhantomPhan: thats not ment to be a question
ThePhantomPhan: yooooooouuuuuuuuu light up my life
reDsparK 1 1: I know
reDsparK 1 1: read my profile
reDsparK 1 1: you've told me before
reDsparK 1 1: send me ur E-Mail address
ThePhantomPhan: eh which?
reDsparK 1 1: yeats.....
ThePhantomPhan: yeats_grave@yahoo.com
reDsparK 1 1: grassy ass
ThePhantomPhan: up where?
reDsparK 1 1: ewe
reDsparK 1 1: read ur email
ThePhantomPhan: ok
reDsparK 1 1: heh heh
reDsparK 1 1: um
reDsparK 1 1: it got sent back to me
ThePhantomPhan: looser
ThePhantomPhan: oh yea
ThePhantomPhan: i forgot 94
reDsparK 1 1: you gave me the wrong one?
reDsparK 1 1: omg
reDsparK 1 1: send me the proper address
ThePhantomPhan: yeats_grave94@yahoo.com
ThePhantomPhan: looser me
reDsparK 1 1: okay
reDsparK 1 1: now read
ThePhantomPhan: kk
reDsparK 1 1: hehehe
ThePhantomPhan: i wub u
ThePhantomPhan: u wub me
ThePhantomPhan: we u habby bamily
reDsparK 1 1: barney's brains are in that tree
ThePhantomPhan: wib a greab big hub and a biss from be to boo
reDsparK 1 1: with a kinck nack patty wack, now the bomb goes boom!
ThePhantomPhan: bont bo say boo bove be bo
reDsparK 1 1: your body parts are all over the room!
reDsparK 1 1: heh heh
reDsparK 1 1: mine version rox

oh, yeah
arrg matey

Too lazy to be creative.
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Did you know?...It is impossible to lick your elbow. yeah, I've heard that like 93185391508 times in my life, and yes, Ive tried
Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.so thats what this red stuff is!

Did you know?...Coca-Cola was originally green.well, putting cocaine in a soft drink probably has that effect...

Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.what, who sits on them? fat people?

Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.I've never seen that show...

Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contactwith extraterrestrials or their vehicles?oops....

Did you know?...Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. well, that sucks, huh?

Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. its okay though, since you make it up for them, eh?

Did you know?...The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. blaa blaa blaa

Did you know?...The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants. I am an elephant, and I resent that.

Did you know?...there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially malesI think a woman wrote this one

Did you know?... In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards. cats. I hate cats. It would scare me if a cat came to my house to deliver mail.

Did you know?... The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!someone was....busy....

Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.no, no, I'm thinking its like 5

Did you know?... Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virusoops again....

Did you know?...13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese...yummyI like cheese

Did you know?...The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.wow, they even beat some people I know...

Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?or you could buy a thermometer...

Did you know?...Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes. well, whats the point? its really dark down there. Spongebob has eyes, though...

Did you know?...Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.well, thats only when they are chemicaly combined, therefore changing the individual properties of the O and the H

Did you know?...Walt Disney's autograph bears no resemblance to the famous Disney logo he was also impotent. Bwahahahahahaha!thats nice...

Did you know?...The Dutch town of Leeuwarden can be spelled 225 different ways-

1. Leeuwaarden
2. Leewaarden
3. Leewarden
4. Leuwarden
5. leuwaardenn
6. Leuuwarrden......
224. Bradford
the dutch are appearentaly on crack...
Did you know?...Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then hehe...booom!

Did you know?...The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. horny horny man

Did you know?...Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. oh, good!

Did you know?...Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. So that explains why they all look like biggoted idiots

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs - Alexander the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Did you know?...In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.good! Dever is the speaker of the House for OSBCTOY!

Did you know?...If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. what if the horse is jumping in the air and has no feet on the ground?

Did you know?...Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. hehe, more BOOM!

Did you know?...The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.good thing Im not a big chocolate eater...

Did you know?...101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die during the movie. that sucks...

Did you know?...To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.so what the hell did women swear on? someone elses testicles? youd like that...

Did you know?...You're most likely to win the National Lottery (UK) if you buy your ticket on a saturday rather than a wednesday. Because you are more likey to die before the number draw than win. huh? whats with that last statement? ::confused::

Did you know?... In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)what about an irishman? on a tuesday? with a gun?

Did you know?...On average, 90% Dutch teenagers can speak fluent English whereas only 80% American teenagers can speak fluent English. (Just incase you didnt know, English is not the first langauge of The Netherlands.)no hablo espa?ol

Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....oh, I do that all the time

Did you know?...No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 timeswhat if you got a really, really big one?

Did you know?...The people who make school kitchens, also make electric chairs.so that explains why the food tries to electrocute me

Did you know?... The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. yum, protien

Did you know?..."Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.supercalafragilisticespialidocious

Did you know?...The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.I actually did know that

Did you know?...1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else......wait....theres 200 people in the Sophomore class at Mags....and....like 900 people at Mags...thats 4 and a half psychos at school and 1 in our class....::looks around suspiciously...who...who?

Did you know?...An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day. try I lose like 239853. I shed like a dog

Did you know?... All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00 (6.25 Euro) yeah, but I have a golden tooth, is that extra?

Did you know?...In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. so "shoot" then with your camera

Did you know?...You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a derranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare. damn that 2%

Did you know?...Bill "Four eyes" Gates has enough money to buy every house in Alaska, greedy bastard!but the question is....who would want to?

Did you know?...Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a yearthats because the stupid mexicans built it in the middle of the ocean- and we all know mexican workmanship is not the best

Did you know?...It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Next time you feel a sneeze coming try it!I did, in the car on the way home. ow.

Did you know?...The expression "to get fired" comes from long, long ago. When clans wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down. or the cult members were pyros

Did you know?...The word 'corr' actually means 'odd' in Irish. what does it mean in english?

Did you know?...Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". In English this means 'The City of Angels'la ciudad de los angeles- that means the city of angels.

Did you know?...In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar so now we know why caitlin and colleen took this language

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

Ahhhhhhhhh, the joy of being freshly bathed after a hard days work...sort of.
I have minimum homework tongiht, though I do have a spanish test to study for, as soon as I find out what its about.
Today, four of my classes were wasted:
1) Chem- chem was spent discussing drug tests and alcohol blood level. We somehow got onto the topic from the difference between homo- and heterogenous mixtures. Somewhere, wrangled deep in there, was a connection
2) Drama- lauren giblin and I were supposed to be working on our skit, but it didnt make any sence, and since neither of us have practiced due to my absence, we didnt know our lines and kept screwing up and laughing.
3) World History- I'm not even sure what we were supposed to be learning in this class, as we never got off the opening question from Komo: "Before we begin, does anyone have anything interesting to contribute?" I guess we did. We went from the Manson murders to invention of the paper clip (not by the ancient russians, lemme tell you) to how there are more women than men, to how men are going extinct, to the life expectancy of us, our children, grandchildren (etc), to how many countries komo has lived in, Also mentioned was jurrassic park, which (as cornelius noted) I took quite an interest in.
4) Theology- Colleen gave her safety town report (hers is the only one that counted) to me, and I answered all the questions perfectly, as they were basically the propmt questions for the scrapbook, which I had already done. We mostly discussed her interesting bug bites...

And, so ladies (but prolly not gentlemen, as I know no guys who would read this) that was my day.
God, could my life be more boring?
Probably, let's not find out.

Yo ho
Yo ho
A Pirate's life for
~me

As someone so kindly pointed out to me, I have not written for 6 days. Well, I say, boo-frikin-hoo, as nothing important happens in my life. However, I have had a chance to read the tenth Daughter of the Mons book, the entire Mediator series (minus reunion, book three, as amanda still has it), and make signifigant progress in Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody. That Barry Trotter book is sick and twisted, but oh-so-funny to my mind.
Speaking of which, I was speaking to fellow stage-crewers who survived the sophomore years. They told me that In sophomore year, everything, even the nicest of topics, will turn sick and twisted in a 16 year old mind. Which, seeing as how everyone (mostly male, though) I know who has turned 16 is a disgrace to the populance, I am forced to agree with this. So, I'm warning you all now: Sophomore year does screwy things to a teen-age mind. And reading unauthorized, perverted parodies on Harry Potter doesnt help either.
Hm. Yes. Deep pensive thoughts.
Don't expect more soon.

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

(I had a dream about that movie two nights ago. It was cool.)

Still sick, still not in school. Still missed soccer and school. AH! ::death eaters come::
been reading Harry Potter and the Prisioner of Azkaban. That book makes me sad, though it's still my favorite. However, the drugs have been slowing down my mental capabilities, so it took me two days to read it. I should have been able to read the entire series in two days. Pooh-y on me.
::headache takes over::
ah! byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye
~arrg, matey

Things I hate:
~my runny nose
~me duele la cabeza (headache)
~my shortened attention span
~the fact that I was so sick this morning, I couldnt even wake up to go to school so my mom left w/o me and I woke up three hours later
~how Im still tired despite the extra sleep
~my dad
~bunnies
~my sick self
~missing school

AH!
Im so dead! How could I miss school and soccer??????????????? I'm gonna get my ass beaten! Shit.

~i hate the world (too much time sitting in front of katie kosman)

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me

>>>>1. What do you think of me?
>>>> your my best friend... i think...
>>>>2. On a Scale from 1 - 10, how nice am I to you?
>>>> 5
>>>>3. Do I seem Caring?
>>>> no
>>>>4. Outgoing or Shy?
>>>> neither?
>>>>5. Funny or Serious?
>>>> serious.........sirus........hes dead, not hiding ------ mwa ha ha haaaaaaaa
>>>>6. Sweet or Mean?
>>>> oh so mean...
>>>>7. Singing or Dancing?
>>>> dancing...definately dancing
>>>>8. Colourful or Gray?
>>>> a mix
>>>>9. Smart or Stupid?
>>>> smart
>>>>10. Faithful or Faithless?
>>>> i wouldnt know......
>>>>11. Goody-Goody, Naughty-Naughty, or In-Between?
>>>> it depends
>>>>12. Weird or Gifted?
>>>> hmmmm...
>>>>13. Which celebrity is most like me?
>>>> justin timberlake
>>>>14. Do you like being friends with me?
>>>> suuuuuuuuure
>>>>15. Do you ever think about me off-line?
>>>> when i read your blog
>>>>16. What is(are) my nickname(s)?
>>>> stef, thats it
>>>>17. Dark or a Bright person?
>>>> dark..... oh so dark.....
>>>>18. Do you consider me one of your good friends?
>>>> no, i hate you - dont ever talk to me again
>>>>19. How would you describe me to someone else?
>>>> a loser
>>>>20. Slutty or Angelic?
>>>> well, your defintely no angel
>>>>22. Sk8er or Preppy?
>>>> hmmm, you skateboarded
>>>>23.Chatty or Quiet?
>>>> quiet
>>>>24. Do you think I'm CUTE, OK, or HOT?
>>>> ...none really
>>>>25. What's your prediction for my future?
>>>> you will die, says Gollum
>>>>26. Internet Junkie or Writing Freak?
>>>> internet junkie
>>>>27. Poetic or Logical?
>>>> logical
>>>>28. Annoyingly Hyper or Cutely Hyper?
>>>> both
>>>>29. Will we be friends in the future?
>>>> prolly
>>>>30. Would you ever take a bullet for me?
>>>> hell no
>>>>31. Am I the kind of person you would ever date?
>>>> no
>>>>32. Would you stick up for me in a fight?
>>>> you would scare people away with your boots
>>>>33. Partier, Semi-Partier, or Party Pooper?
>>>> semi-partier
>>>>34. Lovable, Likable, or I hate you?
>>>> i hate you! - - - yay!!!
>>>>35. Would you ever go out with me?
>>>> nooo
>>>>36. Would you ever give your phone number to me?
>>>> you have it
>>>>37. Would you ever hug me?
>>>> hmmmm...no
>>>>38. Would you ever kiss me?
>>>> NOOOOO
>>>>39. What is the first thing you noticed about me?
>>>> you, i guess, my mother made me go with her to give you bananna bread
>>>>40. How old do i act?
>>>> between 3 and 30
>>>>41. The funniest thing you have witnessed/heard me doing?
>>>> talking ghetto, its hilarious
>>>>42. What is my best trait?

your sense of humor

duh sad part is, se's preddy much righd on wid everding. I'md dinking dat imb a scary persond. ::blows nose:: dats bedda.
do, do is nod.
::snot::
yo ho
yo ho
a birate's wife por
~be

::sickness:: I amb so sick. I amb talking wid nasal condeston. ::sneeze:: Dat's a wittle betta. School is ebil. Ib you can ead dis, den you wind tendy gazilion whose line is id anyway poinds.
How bany f's are dere in "Puff's"? Like duh tissue? arend dere dwo?
do soccer today. yay. ::hacking cough::
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ::choo::

yo ho
yo ho
a birate's wife por
~be!
::yawns::

Leave it to my mom to throw a family/friend fish fry on the day I come down with a fatal illness.
And, yes, of course, a guy my age is going to be there- not that I talk to him or even like him, but still, its like "Stef, why dont you just die in the desert as a hermit where no one can see you."
Which is how I feel.

~arrg, matey

How to speak ghetto:
Laurenstrange123 [5:53 PM]: hey
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: sup homey G
Laurenstrange123 [5:54 PM]: for shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: there are no r's in ghetto
Laurenstrange123 [5:54 PM]: fo*
RedSpark11 [5:54 PM]: nor are there any th's
Laurenstrange123 [5:55 PM]: ok
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: th's are pronounced d and rs r silent
Laurenstrange123 [5:55 PM]: ooooooo
RedSpark11 [5:55 PM]: try to pronounce the following phrase in ghetto: "that was right cool"
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: "dat wuz ight coo"
Laurenstrange123 [5:56 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: your voice should inflect on the "coo"
Laurenstrange123 [5:56 PM]: im confused
RedSpark11 [5:56 PM]: I know
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: I'm trying to teach you how to speak ghetto
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: i know 1 phrase
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: fo shizzle?
Laurenstrange123 signed off at 5:57 PM
RedSpark11 [5:57 PM]: okay, so try this conversation:
Laurenstrange123 signed on at 5:57 PM
Laurenstrange123 [5:57 PM]: now im angry
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: y?
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: cuz AOL is wak?
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: yeah
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: fo sho
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: anyway
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: try the following conversation with sum1:
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: you: fo shizzle
RedSpark11 [5:58 PM]: them: fo sho
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: fo shizzle
Laurenstrange123 [5:58 PM]: dcxzhvksfdpfichgvxc
Laurenstrange123 [5:59 PM]: ::dies::
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: you: yeah, man, it was off da chaine (be sure to accent the chain)
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: them: damn straight homey
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: and there you have it
Laurenstrange123 [5:59 PM]: oooooo
RedSpark11 [5:59 PM]: one full fledged ghetto convo

oh, yes. this is coming from a white girl who lives in the cleveland suburbs; you know it girl! (or guy, but I dont think any of those read this)

Well at least I got to wear the boots today, eh?
So, anyway, how stupid do you need to be to do the same mistake twice?
Just like last year.
I shit you not.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm so mad at myself.
Excuse me while I wallow in self-depreciation.
And look up that word in the dictionary.
I hate safety town.
I'm doing it again next year, just to piss them off.
Heh Heh

~aye

So I have shout outs now and my life is complete.
Yeah, Mrs. McMahon, that woman. Didn't listen to one word we said.
Did I mention that she randomly upped my meeting to today? It's like she knew about the combat boots or something.
So, despite the fact that we (Colleen and I) tried to give her a more objective point of view on the issue, or at least say our side of the story, she pretty much said, "well, you're kids and Officer Anna is a policewoman and she would never lie"
Heh, right.
Not to be cliche or naive (not that I can spell either of those words) but its so not fair.
I'm just a kid and I know that its not fair
Cause I'm alone in the world
And nobody cares
(okay, so I don't really know that song, but still, I tried)
Shoot me in the face
Gag me with a sock
Beat me over the head with a lead pipe
Die officer Anna.
If you'd kindly excuse me, I have Algebra II homework to attend to.
(Doesn't it look so much cooler with the Roman numerals?)

yo ho
yo ho
a pirate's life for
~me
(hey, you gotta figure they never had to do sophomore service)

I e this will be another futile atempt?

devs914aar [6:02 PM]: The mama pajama rolled out of bed
D
And ran to the police station
E
When the papa found out he began to shout
A
And started the investigation

E
It was against the law
A
It was against the law
E
What the mama saw
A
It was against the law

devs914aar [6:02 PM]: Mama looked down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
And papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick'em in the house of detention"

D
Well, I'm on my way
A
I don't know where I'm goin'
D
I'm on my way
A B7 E
I'm takin' my time but I don't know where
D G A
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
A G D E A D A
And see you me and Julio down by the school yard
A G D E A D A E
See you me and Julio down by the school yard

devs914aar [6:03 PM]: Whoa, in a couple of days the come to take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest come to get me released
We's all on the cover of Newsweek

Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way
I'm takin' my time but I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
And see you me and Julio down by the school yard
See you me and Julio down by the school yard




Okay, maybe the song did exist......
but not that "gently noddin your head" one.

~arrg, matey